DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[SaidNoOneEver]

NEVAR FORGET!!!

Phil helped tank his own YouTube rankings, first by mass deleting comments, and then by basically nuking his own channel by completely turning off comments.

PHILosophers still aren’t sure to this day, whether it was because of his massive ego meaning more to him than $$$, or if Phil was too dumb to realize that YouTube counts engagements in its algorithms, and doesn’t differentiate between pahsitive comments and shitheads leaving hateful bullshit comments.

He nuked his own channel by deleting hundreds of videos (and their views) because he was worried about copyright claims over the songs and clipart.

 

[Fapcop]

He nuked his own channel by deleting hundreds of videos (and their views) because he was worried about copyright claims over the songs and clipart.

Yeah that too.

What was the alternative though? Edit them and reupload them? Sounds like work!

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

He nuked his own channel by deleting hundreds of videos (and their views) because he was worried about copyright claims over the songs and clipart.

As much as it was a dick move on BeAwesomeOne's part to copyright claim the art, he did have a right to do that. BeAwesomeOne's art was used by Phil, and as the owner of it, you can choose to pull it any time you like. Phil's excuse was "it was posted on my website, so I own it" which is complete bullshit. It's not like it was transformative anyway. All his pre-stream art has always been stolen assets from other people and cobbled together in Photoshop or GIMP.

Yeah that too.

What was the alternative though? Edit them and reupload them? Sounds like work!

He didn't have time! He had a full-time girlfriend, Lean—uhhhhh, I mean his ex—at the time.

 

[Hogan of the South]

My assumption as well. WWE Champions is a game and he makes a living off of playing games. I doubt Nancy or anyone else was going to get that deep in the weeds to see if his game purchases were truly being used to support his business.

That was the most obnoxious part, just some small digging and poking and you would have had em. Hell all they had to do was watch maybe two videos of his to see how much tip money comes in, do some forbidden math magic and presto!

 

[Balr0g]

Yeah that too.

What was the alternative though? Edit them and reupload them? Sounds like work!

He was too stupid to let Machinimas handle it. I highly doubt Machinima wants one of their manged partner sink themselves. But since Phil only thinks until the next minute he fucked himself

 

[Lady Adjani]

Yeah that too.

What was the alternative though? Edit them and reupload them? Sounds like work!

Or hire an editor.

Then again can you imagine working for Phil? I'd rather starve to death.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

That was the most obnoxious part, just some small digging and poking and you would have had em. Hell all they had to do was watch maybe two videos of his to see how much tip money comes in, do some forbidden math magic and presto!

I know it is her job, so obviously she should have been able to dig in further. But, have you ever tried to explain DSP to somebody who has no idea about lolcows or Phil specifically? I have once, and by the time I got to the incident, they were looking at me like I was a lunatic. We are all aware of the scams because we have seen them occur and be documented on the farms in real time. Even with all the work users here have done gathering concrete proof and numbers that can easily be pointed out, I think a lot of people that aren't involved, don't want to get involved.

 

[Michael Janke]

I'm not sure what the divorce courts are like in the US but surely you can say that Phil's gatcha addiction is clear grounds for divorce in her favour.

though he had that addiction before they got married. its like marrying a guy who buys lotto tickets all day. you know what you were getting into. the truth is kat better have used all this free time to get fit, because she'll have a hard time getting another sugar daddy if she got fat.

That was the most obnoxious part, just some small digging and poking and you would have had em. Hell all they had to do was watch maybe two videos of his to see how much tip money comes in, do some forbidden math magic and presto!

spending money on dumb shit doesnt necesarily stop bankrutpcy approval. gamblers get bankruptcy all the time. him lying about it should have stopped it though. im guessing the pandemic made the court system lazy and panicked since way more people than usual are probably getting bankruptcy.

 

[DZoomer]

though he had that addiction before they got married. its like marrying a guy who buys lotto tickets all day. you know what you were getting into. the truth is kat better have used all this free time to get fit, because she'll have a hard time getting another sugar daddy if she got fat.

Lol.

Unless you believe that Phil has been spending thousands on takeout salads, we all know that she's probably put on quite a lot of weight.

It's the one thing that makes me think that a divorce may not be happening soon. She knows that no guy will want her.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Lol.

Unless you believe that Phil has been spending thousands on takeout salads, we all know that she's probably put on quite a lot of weight.

It's the one thing that makes me think that a divorce may not be happening soon. She knows that no guy will want her.

I mean in recent time we had a glimpse of his gunt on stream

 

[Nixxit]

it would require some kind of SSJ69 tism to create such a detailed fake, going farther than any have gone before.

I don't know, there's that guy who sank $15+K in a mobile game under Darksydephil's handle, studied D.S.P.'s lingo to be able to replicate it, hacked his phone, and all that for years without ever revealing his hand.

The human will knows no bound.

 

[Sup3r]

Or hire an editor.

Then again can you imagine working for Phil? I'd rather starve to death.

Thing is, this happened when he was still hot shit, before any major scandals outside of blip. But unless someone came forward to offer to do it for free, he wasn't going to consider it.

 

[Michael Janke]

I think it'll remain a verboten topic. As you say, he can't do anything to admit the documents are real, and he can't really say it's faked (not directly) because it would require some kind of SSJ69 tism to create such a detailed fake, going farther than any have gone before.

this level of sophistication isnt autism level. its glownigger fabricated evidence level.

 

[Cardef1121]

Yeah that too.

What was the alternative though? Edit them and reupload them? Sounds like work!

He could've made them private. Privated videos still attribute their views and interactions to the channel, as far as the algorithm is concerned. That's probably what Machinima would've told him to do if he would've waited for advice. And while not as common knowledge back then as it is now, a little digging would've given him the same advice.

...The same holds true for videos with content Susan finds problematic, though. Even if it's private, she'll still nuke your channel for it...

 

[Hogan of the South]

spending money on dumb shit doesnt necesarily stop bankrutpcy approval. gamblers get bankruptcy all the time. him lying about it should have stopped it though. im guessing the pandemic made the court system lazy and panicked since way more people than usual are probably getting bankruptcy.

oh most definitely, the pandemic was the best outcome for him. The lying part is the part that kills me, the blatant hiding of assets and misquoting. I also remember them letting him redo the paperwork a few times although I could be wrong on that part. The lying should have been punished.

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

(Not sure if it was posted already...I skimmed through the thread a bit before posting...sorry if I'm late)

The manchild who writes multiple emails to BK corporate, railed his wheelchairs troops and started a Jihad on Twitter, says it was a joke. OK Phil!
EDIT. Who also tagged Burger King on Twitter.

"No one cares about the BK chicken sandwich. I didn't really care about that much. It was kinda of a joke. People wanted to be stupid and take it super seriously on Twitter because they are dumb. But it is what it is."

Only possible excuse: He is so drunk, he forgot what happened in the last two weeks!

DDM Reeestream / Timestamp 1:04:54

 

[DZoomer]

oh most definitely, the pandemic was the best outcome for him. The lying part is the part that kills me, the blatant hiding of assets and misquoting. I also remember them letting him redo the paperwork a few times although I could be wrong on that part. The lying should have been punished.

The lying to a court thing is something that makes me dumbfounded.

How can a man with so many haters, some of whom would love to see him homeless, think it's a good idea to commit perjury and/or fraud?

Phil must really think he's much smarter than everyone else. That or his lawyer told him it'd be okay to commit fraud, but I don't think even the millest of bankruptcy mills would advise a client to commit fraud.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I mean in recent time we had a glimpse of his gunt on stream

He's in much better shape than someone who eats as much takeout and groceries as the leaks suggest. And it's obvious he does zero exercise by the total lack of toning in his arms/legs.

There's gotta be more people living in his house or he's supporting other people somewhere else. I'll stop now before he gets the idea to claim that he's donating all that to a homeless shelter or some shit.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

DSP- not denying the bank transactions? Soft confirm? + Humans should not leave the house

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LMAO Phil's "hot takes" on today's world both give me life, and make want to break my computer over my head, because it just shows the level of self-entitlement he has oozing from every gout-infected orifice. It boggles the mind that someone who thinks in this way and says they were raised in the "mean streets of Connecticut". He sounds just like some pampered privileged manbaby who was given everything in his life and never saw one ounce of consequence.

"It seems to me that mankind is seriously determined to do all the things they aren't supposed to do. We need to go every place we're not intended, we need to dominate this planet and suck out every possible resource, right? It's just weird that we have this mentality."

It's called "discovery", Phil. Humanity would never make the leaps and bounds we've made over the course of our existence without taking risks and breaking a few fucking rules. The early American colonies were founded with that very thought. You know, the place that would eventually develop into the USA? Where you live, Phil?

And fuck off with this bleeding heart Captain Planet shit about "we need to stop 'dominating' the planet and sucking out its resources". Phil, if you and these other morons truly do believe that, then kindly give away your game systems, your house, your clothing, your food, and other luxuries, live out in the fucking wild, and hunt wild game with wooden spears. It's what makes me sick of these idiots who think they care about the planet: the same people who say we use too many resources are the same people who take full advantage of what those resources gave us. Phil, you wouldn't be playing video games in a warm house without gas and electricity. You couldn't be able to eat if a few animals did get killed. Ores such as iron had to be mined to make the machines that produce the shit you use every day. So unless you're living as a caveman and hunting bears for a fucking living, kindly shut up.

"Why do we keep moving to places that flood every year? Why do we keep moving to places that are gonna explode and kill people, like, but we keep doing it!" Let's keep rebuilding! Why!?"

I hate powerleveling to make a point, but my folks came from the Caribbean Islands, which were often plagued with hurricanes and torrential storms. They especially came from more impoverished parts of their place of birth, with very little money to go around, very few jobs, shit homes, and unstable foundations. There are various factors that keep people from leaving those kinds of dangerous places, most times it's money, but for the ones that are well off, like say Hawaii and Japan, they've learned to adjust to those kinds of dangerous conditions (in Japan's case, many of their larges building structures are made to be less effected by quakes and high winds). There are people who obvious don't want to live there, but most times, they just can't so they made due. The ones that choose to live their have adjusted to living there.

Not everyone can afford to move across the country and into a $25,000 home.

"This is the 17th time we've rebuilt in 10 years, maybe it's a HINT that humans should not be here! Be we, uh, OH NO! We must persevere against everything! We must *GOAT LAUGH* We must overcome every possible challenge! You know?"

You're ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, Phil! We should do what you do and GIVE UP! It's that easy! When the colonial Americans fought against the British Forces for their freedom, they should have just quit while their ahead, make a YouTube account, and start streaming and begging for money! Perseverance, fortitude, tenacity? WHAT'S THAT? Just GIVE UP! Throw your hands up and quit! That's the way humanity advanced throughout the ages!

This is peak fucking DSP, and really shows you how his tiny mind works. Whenever he's challenged with any problem, he just quits outright like a pussy. Boggles the fucking mind how he made it to 39 and hasn't been made homeless and raped by hobos yet.

"If people could start climbing Mount Everest with no difficulty, then they'd say, well, 'I'm gonna climb Everest with weighted clothing!', you know, 'I'm gonna climb Everest with a backpack full of concrete!', you know. That's how people are!"

...Yes, Phil. Some people want to actually approach a challenge and face it head on, to do things other people before them didn't accomplish. That's the literal point of a challenge. And the fact that Phil Burnell, and middle aged manbaby who's had everything in life, including his bill payments, given to him on a silver platter, has the utter gall to give his hot take on challenges and adversity, really establishes himself as what we know he is already: a self-centered, egotistical privileged child in an old man's body. LMAO What a fucking card.

And the best part about this diatribe concerning his thoughts on personal achievement, adversity, fortitude, and people making due with living in dangerous places, Phil looks at his chat and addresses the free money that he got while playing video games in the comfort of his home on a PS5 while sitting on a warm and comfortable gaming chair.

I know yesterday I had concerns about the info that got dropped on him and how it was obtained, but then he gives these little rants, and I'm instantly reminded why I shouldn't give a shit what happens to him. He's just laughably closed minded and sheltered, and I have to remind myself constantly that Phil isn't some guy parodying some caricature: he's actually like this. He actually believes this shit. And he wonders why he has so many trolls. What a fucking card

 

[PieceofShet]

(Not sure if it was posted already...I skimmed through the thread a bit before posting...sorry if I'm late)

The manchild who writes multiple emails to BK corporate, railed his wheelchairs troops and started a Jihad on Twitter, says it was a joke. OK Phil!

"No one cares about the BK chicken sandwich. I didn't really care about that much. It was kinda of a joke. People wanted to be stupid and take it super seriously on Twitter because they are dumb. But it is what it is."

Only possible excuse: He is so drunk, he forgot what happened in the last two weeks!
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DDM Reeestream / Timestamp 1:04:54

Ah yes the classic "lol I was just pretending to be retarded" dsp move.