Body Found in Wyoming Park ‘Consistent With the Description' of Gabby Petito - FBI confirmed - Brian Laundrie still missing, FBI searched his home

Lieutenant Rasczak said:
The term influencer™ makes me fucking gag. It's a term invented, used, and spread by narcists who think they're more important than they actually are. But I digress, Brian is the most likely suspect but it's also possible that both were murdered though that's less likely.
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Influencer culture is also very hypocritical. Influence people to believe they have severe mental illness, good. Influence people who contribute nothing and already have mental illness to end their miserable existance, bad.

Only joking of course, its 7pm which is my designated time for edgy hot takes.
 
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For some reason the media has this thing of “siding with parents”. It’s sorta why I mocked about the Idea Guys mother’s being called to stop them. Everyone seems to think shitty parents don’t exist, and that such parents would cover the asses of their snowflake.

That said, where are the parents anyway? I haven’t seen them or heard many statements from them, I guess at the behest of the lawyer.

I just hope Brian is found alive, and gets what’s coming to him.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Do they even know if he was ever at gator reserve?

His parents could have driven him ANYWHERE and then driven back and gone 'oh uh yeah he went hiking in the swamp' after dropping him off at a fucking airport or some shit.

Just seems retarded to assume his parents are being truthful NOW
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It’s currently the only lead they have on his whereabouts unfortunately so they’re gonna search it. His parents probably are lying or they’re just retards and allowed their son to go neck himself in the swamp.
 
If my son or daughter killed their partner or spouse of course I would defend them. That's like one of the top crimes you're allowed to side with them with. It only gets fucked up when you get into pedophilia or serial crimes. I'd even put most war crimes in the green section of the maybe pile. If my daughter shot her husband the only thing to consider would be the least rapey country to ship her off to. Cause Mexico is right off, she's gonna end up like THIS goofy slut.
 
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Pocket Dragoon said:
This is their channel, only had the one video.


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Over 3 million views, you’re famous Gabby!


Feline Supremacist said:
I think annoying women should be iced too and I'm a woman. Saves me from having to listen to their whining.
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not william stenchever said:
Jesus Christ people stop your bitching and just be glad these morons have successfully removed themselves from the gene pool.
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She was an attractive, slender, blue-eyed blonde. I would prefer her genes in the pool.

Her bald-by-23, large-nostriled fiancé however... no thanks.

Obscure Creature said:
Ppl believe she most likely died on the 27th or 28th of August so it’s been like a month since she died. So going off that theory I’d imagine she’s pretty well into decomp by now (I’m not an expert though). Best bet for determining COD will probably be any damage they find to her bones.
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I can't imagine being the person who has to pick apart a month old corpse that sat outside, to find a cause of death. What a job.
 
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Chan the Wizard said:
The upside is there is one less annoying wannabe influencer in the world.
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Her dreams came true. Her very first and only youtube video to date is a viral success. 3.9 million views and rising.

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Boys and girls. You too can be an internet sensation. Be famous all across the world. Pay attention to how Gabby pulled this off. All she had to do was die and at least appear to be murdered.

Not getting the viewer reach you want? Can gain ground in the Youtube algorithms?

If you have been dying for your big break, the solution has been staring you in the face the whole time.
 
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The sperging in this thread is quite funny — keep it up everyone!

But seriously, I think the reason people feel so strongly about this story (or really irritated it’s a story at all) is because they see a bit of themselves or people they know in the guy, the girl, the parents, and everyone else involved (both sympathetic and not). This story is a microcosm of crime in clown world and we can’t look away.

Personally, I want this to get even weirder: have her autopsy show radiation burns or missing organs like the Dyatlov Pass hikers. Maybe even Bigfoot/UFOs. Let’s make this a show!
 
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Tom Nook's Gloryhole said:
If the cops can't find enough to pin anything on someone then that's on the cops not the person who is innocent until proven guilty.

I love how even the most liberal "abolish all police" types are out for blood if there's not enough to convict someone, they want the law changed so police have even more powers the second some shithead like this comes along and plays the system perfectly. Remember that the whole point of law is that it's better to have 10 guilty people walk than have one innocent person get jailed.

If there's no distinctive cause of death then this shit is ending up like the Trayvon-Zimmerman thing, provided that the dude doesn't snap and tell all. A case where everyone is sure that he's guilty as sin, but as there's barely any actual evidence (one word against a dead persons word) they go free.
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Zimmerman merely defended himself against a nigger doing standard nigger things...He committed no crime.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
Do they even know if he was ever at gator reserve?

His parents could have driven him ANYWHERE and then driven back and gone 'oh uh yeah he went hiking in the swamp' after dropping him off at a fucking airport or some shit.

Just seems retarded to assume his parents are being truthful NOW
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If not, he's got a doppelganger showing up in the wee hours on peoples' trail cams...

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Carbonation Grimace said:
I would like everyone in this thread to know that I am a virgin incel manchild from plebbit because I laugh at dead women.

Please make fun of me.
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Real advice...Take showers everyday, comb your hair, exercise and eat healthy, act like the version of yourself you want to be, get a girlfriend, have sex. Congratulations you have succeeded at life.
 
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