Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

They give you back the sack of kitty ashes, though.

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If you pay for it. Mama Aphrodisia had to have her dog put down recently and she said it was a couple hundo to get the cremains back. You think Staph would give up a few weeks' advanced allowance for a bag of Previously Peetie when there are more pins and graphic tees to waste it on?

 

[Aunt Carol]

If you pay for it. Mama Aphrodisia had to have her dog put down recently and she said it was a couple hundo to get the cremains back.

Here it's one price for communal cremation with ashes scattered, a higher price for single cremation with ashes returned to you.

It goes by weight, so it was $50 vs $100 for my late cat but it'd be $60 vs $110 for Pete, Ramirez forbid.

(I looked for pet crematories in Staph's neck of the woods, but they don't put their prices online.)

 

[Gilkore]

Here it's one price for communal cremation with ashes scattered, a higher price for single cremation with ashes returned to you.

It goes by weight, so it was $50 vs $100 for my late cat but it'd be $60 vs $110 for Pete, Ramirez forbid.

(I looked for pet crematories in Staph's neck of the woods, but they don't put their prices online.)

From Stephanie's perspective the choice is likely between:

Save her allowance and whine for donations, actually use them for their intended purpose, and drop a bill on a box of ashes. She can use them in goofy stuff like spooky spells, mix them into paint for ugly patches, and scatter in a parking lot (sorry, a foraging site). Probably eat some, idk.

or, she can

Spend any money she gets on pins and tshirts, then chimp out on twitter when her parents don't pay for the ashes. She'll spend 2 solid weeks ranting about how terrible the western capitalist relationship with death is, then spend the next two years intermittently talking about the trauma of "Pete's death" and how "I couldn't even afford his ashes" in a way that implies he's a human to any casual/new reader.

It's a tough call.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

More madness:


...how is Bundy not in the harem?

This is the witchblr idiocy she was responding to:

 

[forgotten corn]

You don’t just look like a girl Staph, you look like a grandmother

 

[Troonologist PhD]

You don’t just look like a girl Staph, you look like a grandmother

She's Boomercore, but she still looks like a Downie.

 

[Slutpuppies]

More madness:
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...how is Bundy not in the harem?
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This is the witchblr idiocy she was responding to:
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That astrology person is acting pretty cow-ish to me, what a fucking clout-chaser.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

That astrology person is acting pretty cow-ish to me, what a fucking clout-chaser.

Staph is engaging in cow on cow violence bc she's mad she didn't think of that tweet herself.

 

[Vandy]

That astrology person is acting pretty cow-ish to me, what a fucking clout-chaser.

That's not very love and light of you.

 

[Ceres]

I think we all know what Staph’s gonna do with Peetie’s ashes when his obesity inevitably causes his heart to stop:

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[Snack Cracker]

Here it's one price for communal cremation with ashes scattered, a higher price for single cremation with ashes returned to you.

It goes by weight, so it was $50 vs $100 for my late cat but it'd be $60 vs $110 for Pete, Ramirez forbid.

(I looked for pet crematories in Staph's neck of the woods, but they don't put their prices online.)

In my unfortunate experience (in my neck of the woods), it’s about $150 to have a rat cremated singly and get the ashes back in a wooden box with their name.

But them again a small dog also cost around $200 for the same thing, and so did a small but adult cat.

There definitely seems to be a base price and it’s a good thing Ma and Pa are around to pay for it because too many awesome pins and t shirts about special genders for Staph to buy with her tugboat.

 

[XxxwernxxX]

(I looked for pet crematories in Staph's neck of the woods, but they don't put their prices online.)

My wife's family in Staph's area paid about $250 for their cat's individual cremation with ashes returned last year.

 

[Aunt Carol]

In my unfortunate experience (in my neck of the woods), it’s about $150 to have a rat cremated singly and get the ashes back in a wooden box with their name.

My wife's family in Staph's area paid about $250 for their cat's individual cremation with ashes returned last year.

Dang. Gotta move East, gotta start me a pet crematorium.

Staph's family have a house and yard, so burial is an option, too. I just hope her dad does it, because Staph would half-ass it a couple inches deep. For all her talk, she's too much of a coward/poser to do some weird voodoo with Pete's remains, but the neighborhood dogs wouldn't have such reservations.

 

[Charles P. Scene]

Didn't watch: Look at my sick cat! Did that get your attention? Here's my Etsy.

 

[Meowzers]

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what the fuck is she recording these tiktoks on? get a smartphone, stephanie! iphones are like 100$ at walmart these days. it'll be worlds better than your shitty webcam from 2009.
i don't know why she has to put her face in when she's showing off her patches. like, is she really this vain or is she just dense as fuck? does she not realize how goofy and ugly the faces she makes are?
i don't like making fun of peoples' appearances on kiwifarms but steph is a special case. she's just so weird and such a terrible person.

 

[Miss Misery]

what the fuck is she recording these tiktoks on? get a smartphone, stephanie! iphones are like 100$ at walmart these days. it'll be worlds better than your shitty webcam from 2009.
i don't know why she has to put her face in when she's showing off her patches. like, is she really this vain or is she just dense as fuck? does she not realize how goofy and ugly the faces she makes are?
i don't like making fun of peoples' appearances on kiwifarms but steph is a special case. she's just so weird and such a terrible person.

She's not allowed to have one, remember?

 

[Boson]

Sorry for circling back a week or two but can you imagine this shrieking doughy sped charging at you and tearing your shirt? The fact her ass wasn’t on the streets show that her family has some semblance of care for putting up with her constant bullshit. She’s so delusional that she’ll focus on making sure a rapist’s pronouns are respected.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

..."way too much going on" aka nothing.
Crossover with Rabbie:


"Multiple demonic portals" - is that a genital reference?

 

[Miss Misery]

Non-Native people aren't supposed to use white sage anymore, smdh.

 

[Snack Cracker]

Non-Native people aren't supposed to use white sage anymore, smdh.

You would think the witchy succubus social justice queen would know something about closed practices and over harvesting, but nahhh.
It smells nice and makes Jeffrey Dahmer calm.