Favorite Anal Cunt Tracks?

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Anything off It Just Gets Worse or Picnic of Love, and the best cover ever:

 
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Personally, "I'm in Anal Cunt", "Van Full of Retards", "I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank" and their cover of "Just the Two of Us" are definitely the ones I've listened to most often.
Honorable mentions goes out towards the "Howard Wulkan is Bald" EP.
I also really like the tracks off of "It Just Gets Worse" where the end of the second verse has the protagonist adding insult to injury (like beating an old lady to death with a leg bone, trying to run over a dog owner, shooting someone's wife or kicking a husband in the balls)
 
"I Went Back In Time And Voted For Hitler," "I'm Gonna Give You AIDS," and "Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache" are all stone cold classics.
 
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I lit your baby on fire and Art Fag

My favorite Anal Cunt story was when Seth Putnam went into a coma after smoking a bunch of crack and eating a bottle of ambien. The first song he played when he came back was "You're in a coma"

RIP
 
Anal Cunt's songs had some really funny lyrics if you looked them up on lyric websites.

I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America's Funniest Home Videos lyrics was fucking hilarious. It often makes me wonder how much fucked up shit was submitted to the show when it was on the air.

My uncle was best friends with Hitler
He had some cool footage of Dachau
I was watching America’s Funniest Home Videos on dust
And sent some footage to that fucking gay show

[Chorus:]
I sent concentration camp footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos [x2]

I didn’t win the $10,000
So I sent internment camp footage
I didn’t win again
So I sent Birth Of A Nation

Edit: Honorable mention goes to I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant.
 
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