Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
I bet my left tit that Russell Greer at 50 will be such a repulsive, atrocious shell of a human that he'll make Lucas Werner look like Bob Ross.



I wonder how he feels knowing that 30,000 hookers & their followers have learnt all about him? He's undoubtedly getting contacted by unfunny morons in private too, I didn't realise the impressions were so high til now.

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I'm curious, could any US legal nerds give me an idea if I'd have a case against him for claiming that I'm responsible for mass shootings and suicides on his social media? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than spend time/money sueing him but it would be the icing on top of the cake to be able to imagine that happening too. Feel free to PM instead of replying, ofc, I'd rather focus on contributing funny stuff than shitting up the thread with legal discussions.
He was actually accusing us here on the farms of instigating suicides in the transgendered community and spree shootings. Because apparently Null brought about the death of one suicide baiting trans developer, by offering him a job. Yep! We roll hardcore around here. Don’t fuck with us or dear leader might offer you employment opportunities. Evidence would suggest the dead from suicide trans developer may have simply been killing off his public internet persona and moving on. The spree shooter we defeated with a couch. A small sofa if you prefer.
 
I'm curious, could any US legal nerds give me an idea if I'd have a case against him for claiming that I'm responsible for mass shootings and suicides on his social media?
I'm not a lawyer, but AFAIK you'd have to demonstrate to the court that those claims caused you direct material harm or emotional distress. Talking shit about people on the internet isn't a crime or a tort here.
 
I'm curious, could any US legal nerds give me an idea if I'd have a case against him for claiming that I'm responsible for mass shootings and suicides on his social media? I'd rather shit in my hands and clap than spend time/money sueing him but it would be the icing on top of the cake to be able to imagine that happening too. Feel free to PM instead of replying, ofc, I'd rather focus on contributing funny stuff than shitting up the thread with legal discussions.
I believe what he's doing falls under the libel and slander realm of things but unless you can prove that it's actively hurting your reputation and public image I don't believe it has much ground to stand on. In fact considering when pipsqueak accused that sex worker of aids I'm fairly sure she could have sued for libel considering that could very well put a crimp on her business rep considering her line of work.
 
Are you implying that Russell will go full Joker? I'm kind of for that arc, but also terrified, plz explain.
Oh no, I was just implying that in the actual state of things, we can't enjoy the delicacy of his voice with any regularity. Then, if we could hear him everyday, maybe people could say "wow, he is actually disabled, is it trisomy ?", instead of "my god, this guy is so ugly, just looking at his stupid face makes me angry".

That way, people will be more compassionate , and maybe he will be able to shag yo-yovanna or pro-prostitutes anytime he wants.
 
Pretty much sums it up. Not sure why she put the 'sympathizes with' part in there, must not have paid enough attention to who Russ is.
It's plain to see that Russ is a creepy stalking pipsqueak who deserves absolutely no sympathy for his self-imposed "plights", but whether or not that is true is not for the courts to decide. They have to accept at face value Russell's whining about his life being made difficult by people saying mean things about him online and that he doesn't deserve this treatment.
All that sounds wonderful! You have to tweet his Katy Perry crying video at some point. I posted it a few pages back as have others. That's the only big drawback when it comes to Russ. He doesn't make any videos. But that's understandable since he can't fucking talk! Still shitty though we don't get more video content out of him.

Looking forward to you continuing with your Twitter posts, that's for sure! Wonder when he will resurface after all this and what he will say/do in the face of the Twitter backlash and now that his case against Josh and the Farms is being filed in the garbage bin!

One thing us regulars here know for sure though, nothing will change. He'll still be following the 7500 women on IG and flooding them with DMs, commenting on why they aren't responding to him and of course asking if the guys they are with in their photos on IG are the woman's brother or father. And if they aren't, then he will be suggesting they should dump their man and hit Russ up for the better life he can give them.

Russell Greer is one of the most delusional people to have ever walked the earth. And he is only just about to hit 30. What's he going to be like at 35, 40, 50 etc??

I did this many months ago, but to illustrate the point of Russ being in the elite section of weirdos on the internet, below are two screenshots of the Lolcow section of the Farms, the first sorted by Replies, the second sorted by Views. As you can see, Russell is #2 in both categories, yet his thread is newer by 2.5 years and 1 year respectively when compared to the holder of the #1 slot in each of the two views. If that doesn't show just how much of a nutter Russell Greer is, I don't know what else would convince someone that Russell is the Golden Cow when it comes to providing content that is pure unadulterated insanity.
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That this thread is competitive with Moviebob's is pretty impressive considering Moviebob tweets dozens of times every day. Quantity vs. quality I guess. Russ doesn't deliver much milk these days but when he does it's some grade AAA shit. The flip side of that is that this thread gets repetitive when Russ is in his quiet phases.
 
There's gonna be head tightening tonight!
HAH!

Thankfully all claims were denied with prejudice, because I can see Russhole jumping on the brief statement of sympathy for Russ's trauma lumpy head and trying to refile because 'the judge said I had cause since she sympathized with me!' or something similar, but denial with prejudice should let any subsequent attempts get stomped by null without even involving Based Skordas.
 
Bold, fearless prediction: Russhole will lodge an appeal just prior to the 30 day window closing, and it'll be his most hysterical filing yet. I'd be shocked if it came in at under 20 pages; at least 10 of which being phone screenshots marked as EXHIBTS (said EXHIBTS will be on pages 6 through 6).
 
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Please, Mr. Moon, we are tired of winning!

I bet my left tit that Russell Greer at 50 will be such a repulsive, atrocious shell of a human that he'll make Lucas Werner look like Bob Ross.
I'd be willing to take this bet (but then again, what would I do with your tit?) because there is a chance his lifestyle or his poor health will cause his demise before he reaches this age.
 
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That this thread is competitive with Moviebob's is pretty impressive considering Moviebob tweets dozens of times every day. Quantity vs. quality I guess. Russ doesn't deliver much milk these days but when he does it's some grade AAA shit. The flip side of that is that this thread gets repetitive when Russ is in his quiet phases.
Bob just tweets the same utterly retarded hot takes on Twitter all day. He's not interesting because he's literally nobody.

Cows like Russ produce milk because they're outrageous.
 
Oh no, I was just implying that in the actual state of things, we can't enjoy the delicacy of his voice with any regularity. Then, if we could hear him everyday, maybe people could say "wow, he is actually disabled, is it trisomy ?", instead of "my god, this guy is so ugly, just looking at his stupid face makes me angry".

That way, people will be more compassionate , and maybe he will be able to shag yo-yovanna or pro-prostitutes anytime he wants.
If only America’s Got Talent would have recognized Russ for the attention getting superstar that he so clearly is, we could have had Russel’s dulcet tones piped into our homes weekly.
 
Are you implying that Russell will go full Joker? I'm kind of for that arc, but also terrified, plz explain.
Pssh, you kidding me? The cops would track him down so fast their krispy kremes would still be warm by the time they got back.

Imagine him trying to committ ANY crime. Russhole points a gun at the bank teller. "you need toooo..give me.....all your unmarked $100 billshhh" meanwhile he's sweating through his facemask and the sharpie ink on his forehead "DamaGEdd" tattoo is starting to run.

Also he has a "6" on the face mask, I dunno. I still want to know what that's about. Maybe it's some Zodiac Killer shit.
 
All that sounds wonderful! You have to tweet his Katy Perry crying video at some point. I posted it a few pages back as have others. That's the only big drawback when it comes to Russ. He doesn't make any videos. But that's understandable since he can't fucking talk! Still shitty though we don't get more video content out of him.

Looking forward to you continuing with your Twitter posts, that's for sure! Wonder when he will resurface after all this and what he will say/do in the face of the Twitter backlash and now that his case against Josh and the Farms is being filed in the garbage bin!

One thing us regulars here know for sure though, nothing will change. He'll still be following the 7500 women on IG and flooding them with DMs, commenting on why they aren't responding to him and of course asking if the guys they are with in their photos on IG are the woman's brother or father. And if they aren't, then he will be suggesting they should dump their man and hit Russ up for the better life he can give them.

Russell Greer is one of the most delusional people to have ever walked the earth. And he is only just about to hit 30. What's he going to be like at 35, 40, 50 etc??

I did this many months ago, but to illustrate the point of Russ being in the elite section of weirdos on the internet, below are two screenshots of the Lolcow section of the Farms, the first sorted by Replies, the second sorted by Views. As you can see, Russell is #2 in both categories, yet his thread is newer by 2.5 years and 1 year respectively when compared to the holder of the #1 slot in each of the two views. If that doesn't show just how much of a nutter Russell Greer is, I don't know what else would convince someone that Russell is the Golden Cow when it comes to providing content that is pure unadulterated insanity.
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To play Devil's Advocate, much of Russ's thread is speculation, discussion, and retreading old ground instead of adding anything new to the discussion. We can go weeks without a peep from Russell. Moviebob, on the other hand, shits out so many tweets in a day we have to be representative (instead of exhaustive) when it comes to collecting them.

However, where Bob autistically tweets the same shit over and over, Russell always brings something fresh to the table. As @Cryin RN put it: Russell is endless lolcontent.
 
Can't wait for the day he decides to make his "disability" more conspicuous, in order to reap his victim™ bonus rewards, and make daily audio/video content.

Although, to be honest, when it comes to content and different media, he's absolutely spoiling us. Books, songs, music videos, portfolio websites, abundant social network presence, lawsuits, and politic endeavours with "activism" ! That's huge.

And somehow, I really feel no hate for him. He's a loser, and a pervert, but a really funny one. And the way he goes through all the bad consequences of his actions (I mean, his dignity died years ago), make him look a bit like a goofy villain from a kid's cartoon .
I feel hate for him. He wished death on Taylor's mom, thought he had it worse in life than the little girl who was burned, was jealous of the young girl who actually passed away in the bombing near Ariana's concert because her picture was "better," etc. (We all know the rest.)

Yes, his legal filings are hilarious and so are the comments he leaves on girls' IGs.

But he is a despicable human being who I, personally, think can both be hated and laughed at simultaneously.
 
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