DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Lolidaki]

Phil loses a little bit more of his career when he gets in trouble. It's something he can no longer afford now that he supported by a handful of people.

He should be scared. The money he manages to get now isn't even close to where he used to be.

he has no self-control, the man has never cut back and just expects them to keep paying the difference.

 

[NursezillaX]

This latest bombshell has been very bittersweet for me. Personally, getting the most minute and precise details of the one element that has defined DSP for years (his finances) have produced the whimper we all thought would sound off the entire saga that has defined this man’s existence. The proof is here and we have it. I’m having a hard time imagining what comes next.

You know, one of the main characteristics of the DSP subforum has always been speculation. Literally breaking down the lies of a pathological liar and applying logic and deduction to demonstrate how much of a scumbag Phil has always been for lying so obviously through his teeth to amass his shekels.

Well, these bank statement drops have blown the fucking lid off. We know exactly what he spends his money on down to the pennies and all of the mystique surrounding Phil’s bullshit has been completely blown away.

He needs money for his groceries? He does because he’s actually broke. He can’t afford his iHop breakfast for himself and his obese wife? He actually couldn’t afford it that morning. He’s not able to pay his mortgage? He really couldn’t because he blew all his money on DoorDash, alcohol, and gacha pulls.

These financial transcripts have literally dispelled all of his lies to the T. We have a scientific methodology to completely call out his lies and debunk any of his statements without having to resort to speculating about what he could be lying about because we now have indelible proof backed up from his bank statements.

The fucked up part is that we all instinctively knew that all of the words that were vomited out of his mouth were all lies but for some reason, knowing that there could some sliver of hope that he wasn’t lying was always an entertaining little motivation to keep speculating about this fat dude.

It’s almost as if these bank statements have resolved the mystery. The case has been solved and all of our assumptions have been validated.

Maybe I’ve been thinking too hard about this and although my interest in regards to Phil will wane quicker than I expected, I still love these forums and have come to really enjoy reading what a lot of you guys think about one of the biggest losers of the internet.

Although we’ve all never met and will never meet, I feel an odd sense of kinship with a lot of the individuals on these boards that I’m very happy to have formed since I joined these gossip forums. And that has made it all worth it, regardless of what happens with DSP.

It's definitely confirmation and validation to see it all laid out so plainly. All the speculation that this was exactly the state of his financial affairs notwithstanding, I'll be god-damned if it wasn't still genuinely jarring to hear the 9th, 10th, or 11th straight 'a pre-approved charge for $109.99 from Apple / iTunes....'

 

[A Money Creature]

Lol saw dsp talking about skylanders. game would have been up his ally, thats that game you gotta buy all those little figures (irl microtransactions)

 

[Full Race Replay]

I get you guys getting melodramatic about the bank leaks but this wild ride is not ending any time soon.

 

[actually]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHgN8ZVH7lAIsdlFnCJ5Ksw

Looks like this may be where the name Kevin Burnstein comes from. Going to guess that this person has no idea who Phil is, so don't go bothering him. I was curious where the new sock alias came from.

Edit: Although, https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCQiK-DyRwwmn5W6hz7r-R_g

Some gaming-type channels followed there. Maybe someone looking to promote themselves? The playlists of "how to build your fanbase" suggests so.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is, no joke, the drunkest I've seen DSP on stream.

His eyes are barely opened, holding his chin with one hand, sways back and forth. He's barely even conscious...

Stuff like this is definitely why Phil prefers keeping his camera at a blurry 480p.
He gets to fib about how he's feeling (like when he's SWEATING HIS ASS OFF at 80 degree weather) and you can't even see what's going on for real. I guess we should be grateful that all those fan donations are going to booze rather than giving us a camera that lets us see his eye lazily trail off to one side

 

[hell is other robots]

I get you guys getting melodramatic about the bank leaks but this wild ride is not ending any time soon.

I'm sure something will spring up but the bank leaks are akin to David Chase doing one more episode of the Sopranos revolving around Tony's funeral.

 

[marlintan]

Wait wait so if you're reserving some internal space for being wrong that means you have some area of doubt that his stated bankruptcy business expenses could be correct. I don't think you mean this man. We have evidence he's dumping thousands of dollars regularly into itunes and PayPal payments that while we don't know what the things you could buy repeatedly with those specific amounts at this intervals is kind of limited. I'm sure it could literally be any gatcha game and knowing Phil he's found another if not a secondary game to pretend to himself is his primary so he can say "huh huh those darn dirty trolls don't know nothin, I'm not doing pulls on WWE Champions, they got it all wrong".

Thousands in reoccurring spending on some game or gambling app and thousands of missing business expenses. There's no question of fraud there's clear evidence of fraud.

it's not fraud, the nigger spent the money on shit that has no intrinsic value, much like his PSN account... even if he had a 2005 era WoW account with all the good shit, it doesn't have value in the eyes of the court. He should've got chapter 11/13 but the courts couldn't be fucked. Life isn't fair.

 

[SojiroSakura]

This might be unironically the "slowest" streaming day overall in a long time. In the way of viewers and interaction, I mean. Really, 2 PREMIER games that he hyped up, and his chat is dead for both and those hardcore begging season viewers aren't here.

 

[Fragarach]

This stream is unbelievably boring. Chat doesn't give a shit about the game either. Whales are gonna have to be carrying this stream at this rate.

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Midstream beg where he reminds everyone yet again of what the tip "rewards" are and pointing out that the previous few streams have been "slow". Carefully avoiding bringing up where the money will go to like groceries or muh bills.
The document leak has him sweating so hard

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

This stream is unbelievably boring. Chat doesn't give a shit about the game either. Whales are gonna have to be carrying this stream at this rate.

So like every other stream?...neat.

Killing all the Karls was such a bonehead move, the one bit of fun the chat had, just killed off because? Reasons?

 

[tzgnilki]

Midstream beg where he reminds everyone yet again of what the tip "rewards" are and pointing out that the previous few streams have been "slow". Carefully avoiding bringing up where the money will go to like groceries or muh bills.
The document leak has him sweating so hard

status update since I know some ppl like them

 

[hell is other robots]

Killing all the Karls was such a bonehead move, the one bit of fun the chat had, just killed off because? Reasons?

He had a lot of complaints!

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

So like every other stream?...neat.

Killing all the Karls was such a bonehead move, the one bit of fun the chat had, just killed off because? Reasons?

Probably going to be begging his fans to "give this game a chance" and bring up "I like this game so far, but you guys don't seem too, which upsets me."

This is just his weak attempt at guilt tripping his fans to tip more for these games.

 

[Agent Proper]

You can see Phil struggling tonight. Struggling to stay awake, hide his gin habits, interact with a dead chat, and pretending to not know the WWEC event.

This stream is going to ruin his brain. You know because of the gin in his bottle.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Whales are gonna have to be carrying this stream at this rate.

I noticed on the Hades stream that like 99% of the tips were from Game Trekker. He seemed to know everything about the game, and was tipping to provide hints/builds/feedback. It reminded me of that same guy who was tipping 50 every Dagonronpa stream.

His best option moving forward is honestly to just play these kind of games where he can get a single whale who is lonely and wouldn't get attention in a big streamer's chat playing the same game.

 

[clownpiss]

whenever he discusses his dinner now I just assume he replaces "we ordered from doordash" with "kat made"

 

[DaveSydeBennet]

It's definitely confirmation and validation to see it all laid out so plainly. All the speculation that this was exactly the state of his financial affairs notwithstanding, I'll be god-damned if it wasn't still genuinely jarring to hear the 9th, 10th, or 11th straight 'a pre-approved charge for $109.99 from Apple / iTunes....'

I felt the same thing when I heard how much he spends on shit for a cat he hates and pies for a Kat he hates.

 

[LDoncic4MVP]

This is, no joke, the drunkest I've seen DSP on stream.

His eyes are barely opened, holding his chin with one hand, sways back and forth. He's barely even conscious...

Pokémon Snap and the last Yakuza stream where he rage quit he was about this trashed. Pretty ballsy to do it for a game he's just trying for the first time. #GinNights