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WolverineGuy22 said:
Taken Kat on that Japan trip she is dying to go on, that he has mentioned many times
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I wanted to touch on this, if I was Khet and saw the leaked spending I'd be beating the shit out of Phail with my demon-possessed horse hind legs every day. Me and muh waif *thumb towards door* visited Japan a few years ago, depending on the season prices vary, but our 9-day vacation to Japan (namely Kyoto and a one day trip to Iga-Ueno castle because I'm autistic and wanted to see the Iga-ryu ninjutsu museum) ended up costing around the equivalent of $2.9k. With the amount of money Phil pisses away on icons of sweaty boys, they could've taken a 7-day vacation to Japan every month, even if they went to Tokyo every time which is iirc the most expensive place to visit in Japan. He could've even asked KGhaleon on how much his trip cost and slash the price by half because Phail probably won't spend most of his time getting scammed at Nig(g)erian-run bars in Roppongi.
 
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I mean, I suppose it's possible that all of the money from Kat's job is being put into a joint retirement fund, seeing as Phil seems to be paying for groceries and utilities. I don't know how your crazy health insurance works over there, but as I understand it in some jobs you get health insurance that covers a partner. I don't think either of these are likely, but I'm trying to come up with some kind of sensical scenario that I can get my head around, and there is more than a whiff of a con game going on.
 
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Cataloons said:
I mean, I suppose it's possible that all of the money from Kat's job is being put into a joint retirement fund, seeing as Phil seems to be paying for groceries and utilities. I don't know how your crazy health insurance works over there, but as I understand it in some jobs you get health insurance that covers a partner. I don't think either of these are likely, but I'm trying to come up with some kind of sensical scenario that I can get my head around, and there is more than a whiff of a con game going on.
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Kat works like 20 hours a week. She's not getting health care. You need to be full time for your work to give you health care. Plus we now know Phil is paying for a Kaiser health care package.

Again, Kat works part time at probably minimum wage. Even if she saved every penny in a retirement fund, Phil spends more in one day than she makes in a month. Well, 3 weeks at least.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I wanted to touch on this, if I was Khet and saw the leaked spending I'd be beating the shit out of Phail with my demon-possessed horse hind legs every day. Me and muh waif *thumb towards door* visited Japan a few years ago, depending on the season prices vary, but our 9-day vacation to Japan (namely Kyoto and a one day trip to Iga-Ueno castle because I'm autistic and wanted to see the Iga-ryu ninjutsu museum) ended up costing around the equivalent of $2.9k. With the amount of money Phil pisses away on icons of sweaty boys, they could've taken a 7-day vacation to Japan every month, even if they went to Tokyo every time which is iirc the most expensive place to visit in Japan. He could've even asked KGhaleon on how much his trip cost and slash the price by half because Phail probably won't spend most of his time getting scammed at Nig(g)erian-run bars in Roppongi.
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DOOD! Phil can’t take vacations!

Not only would he lose income, he probably also fears that all his “fans” would somehow disappear if he isn’t there almost every single day.

What’s that? Phil could pre-record some videos to be aired every day when he’s gone? ARE YOU INSANE?! Phil is a busy business/family man running a business/family, who’s already busting his ass 6 hours a day on YouTube!

WHERE WOULD HE FIND THE TIME?!? You want him to overwork himself right into a heart attack or something?

Instead of all these unworkable ideas and stuhpid suggestions, maybe you should tip the guy? HINT HINT!

GiveMeTheMoney said:
The one that got me was him blatantly running into a car. I can see that happening, with his drunk ass.
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LMAO! That face Phil makes of complete and utter surprise, as he drunkenly runs straight into a car!

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Edit: Just wanted to add; Phil taking his fat horse to Japan is the absolutely dumbest idea ever.

Not because it’s unworkable or anything, but what purpose would it serve? We’re talking about two of the dumbest and most boring people in Seattle.

They’d go out ONCE to a Japanese restaurant so Khat could stuff her face, and be annoyed with nobody speaking English and the Japanese food not being to her fat liking.

(sushi that’s not deep fried and without mayonnaise? BULLSHIT!)

They’d stay the rest of the vacation in their hotel room ordering takeout and watching Netflix.
 
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Fapcop said:
Just wanted to add; Phil taking his fat horse to Japan is the absolutely dumbest idea ever.

Not because it’s unworkable or anything, but what purpose would it serve?
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Look, Phil has said in the past that Khet would love to visit Japan and that it's been her dream for a long time. The fact that they'd spend the entire vacation yelling at the TV because the anime they're watching doesn't have English subs (or, God forbid, dubs) and that they wouldn't even be Doordashing local fast food places like MOS Burger but would instead just order shit from McDonalds, Burger King, KFC and whatever other American fast food places that have locations in Japan are details mentally ill loser detractors shouldn't concern themselves with.
 
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Speaking of the defunct subreddit, I think the most memorable post there for me(apart from the occasional artwork and the top tier memes that weren't stolen from here), was when someone who supposedly did 10 years in prison for armed robbery posted something like "holy shit DSP is still a thing? I remember laughing at this fag back in the day"

I don't think he was lying, he really had a 9 year gap in his post history, and his newer posts and comments on other subs were about how he couldn't fit in society and that his family hated him
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
Look, Phil has said in the past that Khet would love to visit Japan and that it's been her dream for a long time. The fact that they'd spend the entire vacation yelling at the TV because the anime they're watching doesn't have English subs (or, God forbid, dubs) and that they wouldn't even be Doordashing local fast food places like MOS Burger but would instead just order shit from McDonalds, Burger King, KFC and whatever other American fast food places that have locations in Japan are details mentally ill loser detractors shouldn't concern themselves with.
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50$ says Phil would use a hypothetical Japan trip to humblebrag/flex whenever humanly possible.

“When Khat and I went to Japan...”

“I gotta say this game really looks like Japan! When Khat and I went there...”

“Oh! This building totally looks like...”
 
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SkimP said:
I don't think he was lying, he really had a 9 year gap in his post history, and his newer posts and comments on other subs were about how he couldn't fit in society and that his family hated him
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Feelsbadman.

You do your time you should be able to resume a normal life instead of being pushed back into more crime.

Then again, I probably have more respect for your average armed robber who fucked up bigtime once than Phil: A man whose entire life and lifestyle is based on lying to people and does it with apparent zero moral qualms.

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Those eyes... As black as night.

For some reason I’m getting low-tier retard mafioso vibes from that last pic.

The Goutfather

“OIC... You come to mah house on the day of mah cat-sons birthday. You bring no tips. You bring no supachats...”
 
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Surly Muppet said:
It's curious that this Kevin gentleman appeared out of nowhere, and dressed his tips up with trappings of promises to match other tips... but still opened with a tip early on, and then tipped a high value in the last 15 minutes. The exact whale pattern we're familiar with. These random benevolent souls seem to all think alike.
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If Kevin is legit or just another sock, all he's doing is proving that he prefers his 15 seconds of detractor attention over Phil's well-being.

In fact, this whole episode shows how toxic Phil's cult really is.

A few dozen people on the farms exposing Phil's lies are apparently bastards looking to ruin his life, but the people still handing an alcoholic $100+/day are somehow the paragons of justice against trolls.

KG is trying to absolve himself of any blame by saying he doesn't give Phil any money anymore and how Phil spends money is his choice.

All KG really did was prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he doesn't give a solitary fuck about a man he's worked with for over a decade.

KG could turn Phil's forums into an intervention. Instead, he's trying to weasel out of wrongdoing like the slimy cunt he is.
 
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