The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Collections Agent]

Kindness really needs her own topic. She's insane enough that people are barely even talking about the Tranch anymore lol

 

[Beating Women]

Big shout out to Bonnie for getting some ass, making the chick clean your room and then curving her

The ChadBonnie

 

[SemSem]

I take everything this girl tweets with a massive grain of salt. It's entirely possible Penny or sky or whatever only told her to stop interrupting people when they are talking and she took that as a personal attack and now thinks she needs to leave. It seems to me that the manic episode is over.

 

[Ghostse]

Bonbon is probably creaming himself over this validation of his female identity.

"Its our second date, and she's brought the Uhaul. I AM A REAL LESBIAN NOW."

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Jesus christ. In addition to "Yessir, what a man does. Enters a space and within 4 hours is 'cleaning and reorganizing' (aka putting their mark on a space. A feminine piss-marking). So hyper masc."

just.... fucking shit. I'm surprised it took this long for the Tranchers to lose their shit with her. I can barely get girls who do this a new patner's home, can't even imagine trying this shit on communal space.

My crystal ball says that Sky had a "come to Jesus" talk with Bonnie about Kindness. Like asking Bonnie exactly how much room he has in his schedule for a chick who he's spent something like 5 of the last 10 days with and who appears to expect constant attention. Like I said last week, Kindness is the kind of chick to freak out when Bonnie goes outside to do a ranch chore because it's not centering her.

I'm pretty sure Sky is a the root of it. Maybe just as giving Bonnie the excuse to stop dealing with this complete pyscho hose beast. I could see it being any member of the tranch that isn't getting their dick wetted by her telling Bonnie that hyperbitch has got to go, though.

 

[Oxous]

I can't believe the Kindness on the Tranch arc is already paused - paused, because I think she'll be back.

 

[Oxous]

Kindness is currently tweet storming. I'll do my best to capture anything important/potentially relevant.

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In exchange for forcing Bonney to take the day off to "care" for her, Kindness gave the tranch $100 and a tire

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[CMYKPrinter]

In exchange for forcing Bonney to take the day off to "care" for her, Kindness gave the tranch $100 and a tire
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Oh my god there’s no way the tranchers are going to ever let her return if getting her off the ranch is this hard.

 

[The Real Fizzicist]

I'm still surprised that they are still alive and still able to stay on the property. Can someone just let the nightmare end?

 

[AMHOLIO]

IN NONALYSSA NEWS...


Check it out because I'm too lazy to listen to it.https://www.countryqueers.com/podcast/u950z1nu5egc6042osir0ibs1kgqi5

I know stress seizures can happen and so can seizures from medication withdrawl. I would not be surprised if she actively puts herself in positions like this if she actually had them. Whether or not she does, it's a ton of exaggeration. She says she needs someone to sign to her when her language and vision centers are recovering - lmao what? Does sign language bypass both vision and language motherfucker???

 

[AprilRains]

Oh my god there’s no way the tranchers are going to ever let her return if getting her off the ranch is this hard.

but pussy

 

[Beating Women]

So she's still at the ranch then? When either real or imaginary she was 'asked to leave', then she suddenly feigns a 'seizure' and can't drive so has to stay with bonnie looking after her.
The animals she has are still left alone.

 

[Ghostse]

No one. She said she left multiple bowls out for them

I'm pretty sure the plan is this:

 

[dra dra dra gon]

annoy and inconvenience everyone but don't worry here's a tire

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Bitch what, guess she's a ~spy~ now too? What a fucking drama queen. Sorry for all the AlyssaPosting but after so much of the Tranchers just sitting around with their thumbs up their amholes it's nice to have some good old-fashioned high-octane crazy.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Bitch what, guess she's a ~spy~ now too? What a fucking drama queen. Sorry for all the AlyssaPosting but after so much of the Tranchers just sitting around with their thumbs up their amholes it's nice to have some good old-fashioned high-octane crazy.

I'm guessing as a spy on the non-fae for being a fae. That or feeling like a spy on the tranch for invading their space.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Oh my god there’s no way the tranchers are going to ever let her return if getting her off the ranch is this hard.

Doesn’t Bonnie and his mother actually own the Tranch? If so, this crazy bitch will be allowed there whenever Bonnie’s dick wants.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Looking at all the selfies Alyssa chooses to post, "surrounded by rats" makes complete sense. They should build her a little hovel out of shipping pallets that she can sit in and gibber, when the indoor troons need to break character.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

Bonnie's dick don't work.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I wonder if her "last secret" has anything to do with why she made exactly one tweet in February.... something like a psych hold. I haven't found any arrests.

I find it hilarious that for being so socially maladapted, she still picks up on enough nuances to be aware of her being a burden/3rd wheel; along with literally bribing and blackmailing them into letting her stay.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Jesus fucking christ. She's "feeling pretty excitable about the reduction of seizures with the quitting of my job"

So she was having more seizures than this while being the sole carer of 2 small children?

Can people stop giving this selfish cunt the benefit of the doubt and discussing her apparent conditions. She's just a liar, a con-artist, a scammer, an attention-seeker and a narc.

This is all song and dance for screen time, fun to watch certainly but never take it seriously.


/I've edited this. Last night the Troons were being particularly foul and I called Kindness a "worthless cunt", this is ugly. No matter how manipulative and despicable a person is no human being is worthless.
Peace and love man.