Fat Acceptance Movement / Fat Girlcows

She's going to go by way of Nikki Blonsky. Does one cool thing with a few other famous people and then never shuts up about it while fading into irrelevancy.

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Went from this in 2007:
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To this, 2021
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I read an article once where supposedly, she was told to lose weight by someone, her agent maybe? Because after hairspray offers were coming in, on the condition she be X weight by the time they were ready to film. However, she refused and so faded out of favor.
 
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The algorithm can't parse intent, Jessamyn. Why are these people always appalled when the "hate speech" and censorship rules they've created are applied to them?
 
Seems like in 5 years we're gonna read about Lizzo hero'ing herself after she falls into complete F list status. She's closer to your average Internet Famous cow on this site than Hollywood relevant right now. Maybe her and Macklemore can start a podcast for former "of the moment" celebs that were of a time and place that will never return.
I can't stand Macklemore, but I still adore Thrift Shop. I still enjoy that song. Macklemore at least has that ONE thing.

Lizzo's music just plain sucks all across the board.

Looks like Macklemore disappeared from the internet, too. Another plus on his side over Lizzo.
 
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The algorithm can't parse intent, Jessamyn. Why are these people always appalled when the "hate speech" and censorship rules they've created are applied to them?
That one was posted a while back and I'll say this again, her skin is atrocious. Your face should not have the same texture as a Hershey's cookies and cream bar.
Most of these can be credited to insecurities. Which most people struggle with at some point in their lives. Not everything revolves around you.
 
I can't stand Macklemore, but I still adore Thrift Shop. I still enjoy that song. Macklemore at least has that ONE thing.

Lizzo's music just plain sucks all across the board.

Looks like Macklemore disappeared from the internet, too. Another plus on his side over Lizzo.
I always wonder where Lizzo's PR team is at. Considering she's a celebrity/celebrity and not just an internet lolcow I would have expected her to have some sort of manager trying to clean up after her?! Yet with her posting videos on TikTok taking a dump, twerking in public, and eating grossly I wonder if she even has a PR team. In a few years time she will fall out of favor whenever the new "fat' girl comes in town and Lizzo will become another Tess Holliday. It seems like Hollywood and social media can only handle one Xtra Large celebrity at a time. So, Lizzo should brace herself. I would focus more on music if I were her and hire a PR team. Maybe even invest money into a vegan restaurant or something, the carpet could be swept off her feet anytime now. Especially since her latest song didn't do so well.
 
Fat Nicki Blonksy and her constant mentioning of Hairspray is beyond hella fucking cringe. Oh, and she’s a carpet muncher now, so she’s attached herself to that shit too. Sad fucking cow.
More scary pics of Nikki from last year:
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Coming out:
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Even Ricki Lake understood that she needed to lose weight to stay in the biz after milking a few roles as the fat girl. Nikki is a total has-been/barely-was.
 
Yeah yeah, not everyone wants to be or should be "this girl", but I would argue that some of the things that appear in that rapid-fire compilation are enviable, and it's clear the girl on the right is trying to grow her "personal brand" with "aspirational content" rather than just making some kind of weird statement about fatties. Some stills for those that are curious:
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"Fuck you, breakfast!"
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Even the dog is like "You are so full of shit, Emily."
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"Get off your fat ass and take me for a walk. I need to take a dump."
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"I am an inbred affront to god's creation that can't even breathe properly and I'm in better shape than you."
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April's new video - not much to do with weight loss ; she just does a house tour. The comments are people praising her for using the term "Owners' Suite" instead of "Master Bedroom". She says she'll make a second YT channel to focus on non-weight loss stuff like cleaning and decorating her house.

They have way too much space for just the two of them in that house. Their bedroom is on the ground floor, and upstairs, they have 4 additional rooms that they are making into "filming rooms" and "offices".

Lol did they put their bedroom on ground floor so April does't have to use the stairs?
 
I always wonder where Lizzo's PR team is at. Considering she's a celebrity/celebrity and not just an internet lolcow I would have expected her to have some sort of manager trying to clean up after her?! Yet with her posting videos on TikTok taking a dump, twerking in public, and eating grossly I wonder if she even has a PR team. In a few years time she will fall out of favor whenever the new "fat' girl comes in town and Lizzo will become another Tess Holliday. It seems like Hollywood and social media can only handle one Xtra Large celebrity at a time. So, Lizzo should brace herself. I would focus more on music if I were her and hire a PR team. Maybe even invest money into a vegan restaurant or something, the carpet could be swept off her feet anytime now. Especially since her latest song didn't do so well.
Lizzo’s 15 minutes for all intents and purposes ended a couple years ago, maybe 18 months if we’re feeling generous. She was a passing novelty but has no staying power because everything she does is terrible. Her most recent single was the label dipping their big toe in the water to see if she has any staying power from her peak in 2019.

Now that the answer is a definitive “no,” the record label isn’t going to arrange for a PR team; they’ve likely slashed any kind of promotional budget she had and when the album inevitably flops, she then gets cut loose from the contract. Lizzo is effectively on her own. The upside to all this for her is more free time to thirst after Chris Evans. She can always pay for her own PR team but if she had that kind of self awareness, then Lizzo wouldn’t be in the position she’s in.
 
Speaking of fat ladies singing, I thought I'd give a belated birthday shout out to the late Mama Cass Elliot, who would've turned 80 on September 19th. During the height of her fame, she was 220-300lbs and never let that stop her, in the skinny 60's no less. Our gorls should consider developing a skill instead of crying oppression.
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Speaking of fat ladies singing, I thought I'd give a belated birthday shout out to the late Mama Cass Elliot, who would've turned 80 on September 19th. During the height of her fame, she was 220-300lbs and never let that stop her, in the skinny 60's no less. Our gorls should consider developing a skill instead of crying oppression.
That story is so sad. When she died her only daughter was 7, who's still alive and has allegedly stayed normal weight her entire life. I'd really wish that FA's would one day understand that their sugar addictions are not only detrimental to themselves, but also to the medical staff who have to move them around and their loved once who'll end up burying them far sooner than normal. I guess the only upside is that most FA's don't have any significant loved ones, since very few men are interested in them, so they'll end up in sexless lesbian relationships just like Ragen.

Edit: To get a sense of how traumatizing Mama Cass Elliot's daughter was of her death, she's spent nothing but talking about her mother ever since she died. To those who don't know, this is almost for a full 50 years - which is close to 20 years longer than Mama Cass Elliot ever lived!
 
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How is "A bad person exercised today so I won't" an argument. Aren't you guys all PUNCH NAZIS!!? Can't exactly do that if said nazis can snap you in half like a lard filled glowstick.
This is the nefarious plan of the alt-right, of course: triggering these true and honest healthy people into not working out.
 
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