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Pigroaches and scammers thrive best in the darkness. Away from the blinding lights of courtrooms.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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If money wasn’t the barrier to entry, it would be putting on a suit at his lawyers request and trying to appear like a human and not a slothy, grimy troglodyte. He loves the comfort of his damn gamer printed Kohl’s pajama pants too much.
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Dave is broke but I'd say there's at least a non-zero chance he could potentially find a lawyer that would work on contingency in this case.
That Matt Hoss guy who sued H3H3 was a fuckin pizza man and still managed to get a lawyer to sue em, and in this case Boof committed a pretty clear cut crime.
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Lol that would be funny as fuck seeing him somehow in a suit waddling about, we might get to see some footage of Kat too. Of course all of this is to much effort but its funny to imagine. He'd go on a rant about his 13 year legacy and everything to the poor people in the court, I always imagine every time he makes a phone call or a complaint that happens.
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At this point even if phil spent the time and money trying to get this off kiwi farms, the damage has already been done and the info is all over the internet now. It doesn't matter if it disappears from kiwi farms specifically.
Its not like he'll get any monetary compensation. I mean could you really make the arguement that since your scam/fraud was revealed, it will hurt your ability to make money in the future? Obviously it will impact his ability to beg but I dont think you can just say "I rely on being dishonest and tricking people for money and they took that away from me so I should be entitled to make up for what I cant scam from my audience anymore".
Its not like he'll get any monetary compensation. I mean could you really make the arguement that since your scam/fraud was revealed, it will hurt your ability to make money in the future? Obviously it will impact his ability to beg but I dont think you can just say "I rely on being dishonest and tricking people for money and they took that away from me so I should be entitled to make up for what I cant scam from my audience anymore".
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You're thinking rationally, not like Dave. The way Dave is probably thinking is this is a way to finally clap back at the 'tractors and get em off the web. After which eternal tips and door dash will be available and he'll be number one on youtube again, or something.
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Phil is far too apathetic and cowardly to do shit about this. He'll frame it as not having the time/money to pursue legal action, but the reality is that even when faced with a genuine crime committed against him, he's too much of a pussy to do anything other than cry about how mean everyone is.
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It's just Phil pretending he has a Serious Adult Excuse for why he can NEVER TALK ABOUT the bank account leaks.
"It's an ongoing legal matter," is just more Skinwalker Phil shit to hide behind.
"It's an ongoing legal matter," is just more Skinwalker Phil shit to hide behind.
This. His entire narrative of keeping tihydp and other detractor content online is that he couldn't afford to take it down but if he could afford it he would win. However the leaks do show that if he cut down on his extraneous spending, he could at least afford a lawyer to fight them and he could win back his legal fees (that would be assuming he could win).
But that would mean losing on WWE and having to cook, so he can't have that now can he? He's caught in a catch 22 with this situation.
Option 1: lie, claiming it's all wrong and slander. But he knows everyone knows it and even his most "loyal defenders" believe it (oh hai kg). Also his weird behaviour to lying means that he could never deny it at all.
Option 2: admit it but use that it was obtained legally for a victim narrative. He can't do that however because that would be admitting he wasn't in any financial distress, ruining any victim narrative in the future. Also he would be taking the biggest L ever over Champions and that he is addicted to gacha and gin.
The best part is that he can't even cry about this, because the mere acknowledgement of it makes him look bad and his silence is only making it worse the longer it goes on. He knows it and is why he hasn't been hard on begging. He knows any claim of groceries or bills will get memed immediately.
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He also owes midfirst at least $2300
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I have never heard of mathematical defamation or slander. Only Phil would be stupid enough to try to accuse someone of doing such a thing.
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Well.. Less than zero? Yes. But it would have to be a pretty desperate Lionel Hutz tier lawyer to take the case. It wasn’t Null/KF who hacked his account. Tracking down the individual autists (who might be judgement proof) would be a time consuming and expensive affair. Any lawyer who doesn’t have cobwebs on the diploma on the wall would want to see big cash up front or just shrug and deal with the next accident victim walking in the door.
Another big difference between h3h3 and Null? H3h3 got money. Null? Not H3h3 tier money. (I think!)
Phil in a courtroom? Oh dear lord yes! He’d look like a Soprano’s reject with his greasy hair and goatee.
He’d waddle up to the witness stand with his weird, ass backwards chickenwalk, wearing a second hand suit and see it as a BURNELL REDEMPTION RUN.
“Mr. Burnell, could you tell the court what you do for a living?”
“I deliver professional on demand gameplay streams, and been on YouTube for FOURTEEN years. Ten years ago I got fired ILEGALLY from a helicopter company and decided to do YouTube for a living. I have uploaded over SIXTY THOUSAND VIDEOS of gameplay...”
/Confused look from the judge, Phil’s Lionel Hutz nervously biting his nails, looking at the stand and deciding whether he should intervene.
“Then in 2016 Youtube changed their algorithm and COMPLETELY fuh-eh-screw-eh-harmed small kahntent creators as myself. At the same time... Am I allowed to say “Shithead” your honor?”
/Judge looking from Phil to his lawyer with a WTF expression.
“So as I was saying these mentally ill shitheads started SLANDERING ME and RUINING MAH BUSINESS!”
And yes, if we’re lucky enough we’ll get to see 300 lb Khat squeezed into whatever a fat weeabo whale considers “conservative court clothes” showing up to support Phil.
“They’ve even ahtacked mah FAMILY!”
/Thumbs at Khat
“And said MUH WIFE has no eyebrows and spread lies about our son Jasper, which is TOTAL BU-A TOTAL LIE because I would never have declawed him, alright?”
/Judge, his/her eyebrows in orbit orders a recess while sending Phil’s Lionel Hutz a look of “IS THIS A JOKE TO YOU?!?”
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Philip Burnell isn't just surrounded by an autism vortex, it also seems like he has a laziness vortex.
Look at Leanna's life these days. She's going on roadtrips on motorcycles, walking desert trails, hiking up cliffs. When she was with him all they did was eat and sleep (literally, not meaning sex). I remember Tevin pointing out back then that Phil was plumping Leanna up too.
Now I'm not saying that Kat only became lazy when she got with Phil, but she has definitely gotten lazier over the course of their relationship based on what we know. He was so happy to show her off as someone who loved cooking and cleaning, then we find out they hoard trash and bags of soiled cat litter, their wedding photos seem to suggest she plumped up somewhat, and it seems like Kat hasn't cooked in ages, and when she does it's some sort of 'throw it in and heat it up yourself' garbage.
Phil's lifestyle is so slovenly and low effort that anybody around him becomes a lazy slob. Nothing but lazing around getting drunk and DoorDashing their brains out night after night. They don't even burn calories having sex.
Look at Leanna's life these days. She's going on roadtrips on motorcycles, walking desert trails, hiking up cliffs. When she was with him all they did was eat and sleep (literally, not meaning sex). I remember Tevin pointing out back then that Phil was plumping Leanna up too.
Now I'm not saying that Kat only became lazy when she got with Phil, but she has definitely gotten lazier over the course of their relationship based on what we know. He was so happy to show her off as someone who loved cooking and cleaning, then we find out they hoard trash and bags of soiled cat litter, their wedding photos seem to suggest she plumped up somewhat, and it seems like Kat hasn't cooked in ages, and when she does it's some sort of 'throw it in and heat it up yourself' garbage.
Phil's lifestyle is so slovenly and low effort that anybody around him becomes a lazy slob. Nothing but lazing around getting drunk and DoorDashing their brains out night after night. They don't even burn calories having sex.
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What are the chances he did explain to his lawyer exactly what they were and she said "so they're games on your phone then?" And they both decided that he spent all that money to research them for a stream he hasn't yet put out or uses them for inspiration for his streams or something? It's not hard to come up with a universe where they are tangentially connected to his "Business". He'd have no reason to lie about the charges to his lawyer.
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There is a third option: A liars best choice: Mix truth and lies. His bank account WAS HACKED and mentally ill shitheads forged fake bank statements that shows ridiculous spending.
The problem with that one is that Phil has been down that rodeo before with WWE Champions and “show us your phone!”
Phil knows the chat would immediately ask to see his REAL bank statements, even with the details blacked out to “stick it to the trolls and show they’re lying”.
Which Phil can’t.
While he’s dumb, he’s not so dumb that he doesn’t realize how suspicious it looks that he now had TWO opportunities to debunk “lies” and passed up on them both.
So yeah, he’s stuck. His Pigroach senses tell him to lay low and pretend nothing has happened, but at the same time the greed and urge to beg is massively strong.
Phil can go on like this for a week or two, getting increasingly pissy with his chat, but sooner or later he will explode.
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Right, and then he'll turn around and complain that FPS have vision-obscuring effects and people can jump and shoot simultaneously. The genre needs to go back to the old days of being glued to the floor.
Just because he needs a litre of gin on the side to get it down, doesn't mean he won't have his cake and eat it too.
I bet kaht lied to Phil early on to convince Phil to let her live with him. He should've be suspicious that she claimed to be everything he wanted. Even moreso when she started cutting corners.
'Member him saying she would come on stream, allowing for multiplayer streams? Pepperrige farm remembers. It's likely she alway was lazy and settled into her ways once things calmed down.
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I could see him wanting to press charges. But the really damning thing here was the fact that his bank account was hacked and used to expose his disgusting spending habits; as far as we know it was not an attempt to defraud him.
You aren't guilty of libel if what you're saying is true.
You aren't guilty of libel if what you're saying is true.
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Of course he wants to press charges. He's been boasting about legally destroying his detractors and trolls for over a decade at this point.
He won't do shit though because a) he's a massive pussy, b) he can't pause his addiction to save money to pay his mortgage, he won't do it now to pay for a legal battle, and c) it would potentially completely open himself up to being caught for lying in his bankruptcy.
He won't do shit though because a) he's a massive pussy, b) he can't pause his addiction to save money to pay his mortgage, he won't do it now to pay for a legal battle, and c) it would potentially completely open himself up to being caught for lying in his bankruptcy.
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