The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Like, a major thing that strikes me about her Twitter is that she sets up arcs. She begins the day with "Massive pain, can't move, so thankful to my lover, hopefully I won't be much of a burden." She has already given us the day's obstacle that must be overcome, the motivation to overcome it (Bonnie), and foreshadowing of what she expects will happen (she will be a burden). She then fulfills the necessary story beats by getting herself into deeper trouble, each time setting up new motivations and obstacles and warily waiting for the people around her to start picking up that her "foreshadowing" is not just a coinky-dink but an actual, malicious threat of what she's fixing to do. I think she really does believe to some degree that she is going through all of this, but the main thing is that she's addicted to being in the center of the story and always crafts everything around those highs and lows. No one even has to respond to it; she can just believe in her heart that everyone hates her, and that's enough.

This is a really interesting observation. I wonder if other terminally online BPD cases do the same or if this is what a BPD diary looks like for the old school ones.

Did anyone figure out where she has been sleeping? She said the other day that when she was having her "seizure" or whatever, she went and woke up Bonnie to take care of her. I'm sure Sky was thrilled with her bursting into their room in the middle of the night with tears and fake shakes.

 

[Swerf'n'Terf]

Anyone subscribed to Le Monde? [Link] [Archive]

Article is of course written in tongues and paywalled but the archive captures most of the text. Typical puff piece but interesting that the lead image features the newer young additions to the ranch.

Spoiler: 78.84%, translated by Google

It is the first "safe haven" for trans people in the United States. At Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, alpacas are raised along with picking up assaulted queers. The ranchers hope to make school.
The name, first. Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, the Ranch of the stubborn unicorn ... "I found it," Penny Logue apologizes. A mixture of childhood memories, fantastic stories, including the Chronicles of Amber, by Roger Zelazny, the mythical quest of a father missing in the land of unicorns. “A very queer symbol,” she adds. As for the adjective, it's simple: “Right from the start, I knew we needed tenacity. "
Like unicorns, alpacas are stubborn, even downright stubborn creatures. There are 180 camels on the ranch, including 18 newborns, who roam in small groups, looking wacky and astonished. This summer, the animals underwent their annual shearing - a fiesta called "Shear-a-palooza," which saw dozens of LGBTQ + activists landing in this remote corner of Colorado. Harvest: 900 kg of wool, sold to fashion houses. The ranch also has sheep, chickens and ten dogs, huge Australian and Pyrenean Shepherds, named after characters from Star Trek… “We're nerds,” Penny laughs.

Penellope Logue, 40, has a gabled hairstyle. The right side is cut very short, almost shaved; on the other, a Venetian blond or Tyrian rose river flows down, depending on the day. The activist founded the ranch in 2018, after leaving the military and beginning her gender transition. At first, it was "a solo project," she says, to disappear from circulation during the sometimes embarrassing period of body transformation. It has become a dodger after the Trump administration's offensive on transgender people.
On her belt, Penny wears a Ruger 300 Precision. On the knee, in a holster, a dagger. Regularly, the occupants of the ranch practice shooting. "Part of our mission is to show that you don't have to dig in and stay under the radar," describes the founder.

In three years, the ranch has become a beacon for the LGBTQ + movement: the first popular transgender commune in the United States. A refuge, a place where transgender people have the opportunity to “build something”. “It had always been a dream in the community,” says Penny. But no one realized it. She succeeded because she was 'privileged', she thinks, a little less marginalized than most of her friends. “I owned a house, which I was able to sell. And having grown up on a farm [that of his grandparents], I had rural experience."

Btw, did we ever ID the one on the left? He's been around since at least the shearing circus and was at the DenFur dinner.

 

[Prolego]

If we're doing foreign stuff, French TV had a report about people keeping alpacas in Germany yesterday. It's dull as hell, apart from the bit about two young lads who have a growing business selling alpaca shit as fertilizer. Now what they told the reporter (which sounds like pish to me) was that adding two teaspoons of ground up alpaca shit to a watering can of water is enough to feed a couple of tomato plants for a year. But amazingly they were actually selling paper bags of ground up alpaca shit for 17.90 Euros a time. Now much as I hate to give these loonies more business ideas, I love the idea of them building another barn just to fill with shit, then spending all their days grinding it up and spooning it into little bags.

And apparently alpacas are great at warding off eagles and other raptors. I don't know if that's some sort of allegory for what's going on there at the moment.

And I don't think that this tweet ever got shared here. I present it without comment.

https://twitter.com/TenaciousRanch/status/1434718105356414978

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Did anyone figure out where she has been sleeping? She said the other day that when she was having her "seizure" or whatever, she went and woke up Bonnie to take care of her. I'm sure Sky was thrilled with her bursting into their room in the middle of the night with tears and fake shakes.

I would assume that she's been sleeping in Bonnie and Sky's bed; I think that Bonnie is high enough on the totem pole that they have a separate bedroom rather than the sardines-in-a-can setup Kevin has where he's just lumped in with other randos, and Alyssa had been having some sort of hysterical bathroom fit in the middle of the night or some shit so that's where she was before crawling back to latch onto Bonnie. It was mentioned sort of offhandedly in one of those tweets.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Tranch clearly wants her to go

Meanwhile in bpd world, she's doing this. Keep in mind she said she planned to be away for 2 days but kept "enough food and water" for some "prediction" she made that said her absence would be 5 days.

Was that prediction that you'd fake your own seizures, Alyssa?

 

[T0oCoolFool]

What are the chances that we get a "Kindness knocks over Kevie's toys" arc? Imagine the meltdown tweets from Kevin. Maybe one day Kindless decides to 'surprise' Kevie (on the rare occasions he leaves the house) by cleaning his toys and ends causing an autistic meltdown when Kevin comes back.

Or maybe in one of her passive aggressive moves, before she leaves the Tranch, she goes to tell Kevin bye, then just so happens to have a ""seizure"" when she's near the toys and ends up knocking all his shit over? Oops!

 

[Hell yeah dude]

she never gonna leave

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

She's a spoonie too!

The lines have been drawn; choose your champion! Who will fall first in the epic struggle to expel the homewrecking lich?

 

[Tactical Wizard]

She's a spoonie too!

Maybe I don’t hang around the right threads…. But the fuck’s a spoonie?

Also, does it seem like Kevvy is trying to keep her around to troll Bonnie?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Maybe I don’t hang around the right threads…. But the fuck’s a spoonie?

Also, does it seem like Kevvy is trying to keep her around to troll Bonnie?

A spoonie is a munchie who describes their various physical and mental illnesses in terms of spoons, where spoons are used like one would use life percent in a video game or some shit.

Some days you have the spoons to get out of bed, some days you don't.

If you ever meet anyone who talks like this, tell them straight up that you don't have the spoons to deal with their shit and gray rock them.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Maybe I don’t hang around the right threads…. But the fuck’s a spoonie?

It's a munchie thing; they claim to have only so many activity points (called spoons) per day, which she's modified by having two different categories of spoons. This nutty cooz has an entire silverware drawer of crazy.

edit: Ninjas!

Also, does it seem like Kevvy is trying to keep her around to troll Bonnie?

Tranch powerplay, initiate.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

It's a munchie thing; they claim to have only so many activity points (called spoons) per day, which she's modified by having two different categories of spoons. This nutty cooz has an entire silverware drawer of crazy.

edit: Ninjas!

Tranch powerplay, initiate.

It originally was a way for people with chronic illness to explain to normal people how their illness impacts their daily life, with spoons being used to represent the amount of energy they have for things every day. It's a good way to help sick children learn to communicate how they're feeling. It's not a bad communication method by itself, but like everything else for the chronically ill, it's been co-opted by munchies like Kindness who have ruined it. These fakers take on the trappings of chronic illness for attention while invalidating people who are actually suffering.

Funny that she's claiming all of these nonstop seizures while wanting to go scrub/deep clean their ruined floor. And that she somehow ~*~magically~*~ foresaw that she would be there longer than a couple of days. I hope her neighbors call animal control on her abandoned pets.

 

[Amphitrite]

Also, does it seem like Kevvy is trying to keep her around to troll Bonnie?

I dunno man. Look at Bonnie's face in those pics with her. He actually looks happy. Proper happy - even his usually-dead eyes are smiling.

It's an odd situation. If Bonnie wanted her gone I reckon she'd be gone.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I dunno man. Look at Bonnie's face in those pics with her. He actually looks happy. Proper happy - even his usually-dead eyes are smiling.

It's an odd situation. If Bonnie wanted her gone I reckon she'd be gone.

Agreed; maybe we're witnessing the beginnings of a polycule coup, which ends up pushing Sky out (or he quits in disgust on his own). I can see that as having always been a hidden goal since Sky really isn't trans enough; he's just a simple fag, but who works harder than the rest.

I've always got the feeling that Kev has wanted more clout & sway on the Tranch, instead of always settling for 3rd chair behind Bonnibel & Pennywise; at least eliminating Sky means he can be a part of the new power-couple.... or fill the vacuum if Bonnie quits & takes the interloper with him.
Edit:

Now that I think on it, his statement is a touch passive-aggressive, and directed towards someone else. And of course he wouldn't mind having a maid on-site that he can scissor with.

Considering that nobody else on the Tranch seems to have attempted to befriend or connect with Kindness, the greenhorn tent troons aren't keen on her being there either. Alyssa's dramatic exaggerations & Penny's sideways comments/thinly veiled digs are just small hints at the generally unwelcoming climate she must be facing.

 

[The Rabbit Holes]

Funny that she's claiming all of these nonstop seizures while wanting to go scrub/deep clean their ruined floor. And that she somehow ~*~magically~*~ foresaw that she would be there longer than a couple of days.

That's the thing about all of this from Kindness to the ranch itself. They get away with it because it's little nuggets of truth wrapped in more layers than an onion of bullshit, willful ignorance, and shitty motives.

Sure, Kindness might be having spasms. But they're not seizures, they're her physical body reacting to consiming lot of weed for two+ days, lack of proper nutrition in general, followed by improper doses of adderall and whatever other drugs this hopeless addict is taking.

all made worse by sudden intense physical labor that she clearly doesnt do regularly, and the underlying realization gnawing at her (anxiety that will never go away!) that she has truly well and fucked any semblance of her normal life up.

Magic is a cover/excuse for hiding true motives and intentions. Disabilities are cover for anything pig-headed (selfish, greedy, willful ignorance, laziness etc.) and her lack of care for physical body health.

Mental illness a cover for the darkest, shittest parts of her: she probably has harmed something living irreparably (besides her own self mutilation). That or she enjoys the psychopathic thoughts that most people seek treatment and outlets for.

fuckin' munchies.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Agreed; maybe we're witnessing the beginnings of a polycule coup, and end up pushing out Sky (or he quits in disgust on his own). I can see that as having always been a hidden goal since Sky really isn't trans enough; he's just a simple fag, but who works harder than the rest.

One thing to note: how many of these "polycules" are full of "asexuals?"

Look at Kevin; he and Norintha are "owned" by Penny and sleep three to a bed, but all the sexual activity is keyboard smashing on Twitter. The whole Tranch is like that, which is so strange from a traditionalist standpoint; nobody's fucking in the free love commune.

Suddenly, here's Alyssa. She's a deranged goblin, yes, but a deranged sex goblin.

I'm also interested in how she's interacting with the "other" FtMs, out in the serf quarters. From the caps, they seem willing to play along and do the munchie yes-and routine. They aren't her sex targets, so they're not worried, but I bet they're watching how she's treated by the male troon nobility. This is the first female (temporarily) allowed in the manor house; it could be aspirational, or at least educational.

 

[Brain Problems]

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The lines have been drawn; choose your champion! Who will fall first in the epic struggle to expel the homewrecking lich?

Can also read into kevin's tweet as a passive-aggressive uninvite when he knows that she's hasta la vista and can safely make it seem like she was and is always welcome from his squalid fortress of solitude.

Also: "homewrecking lich"

 

[Karen™]

Now that I think on it, his statement is just a touch passive-aggressive, considering that nobody else on the Tranch has attempted to befriend Kindness. Her own dramatic exaggerations & Penny's sideways comments/thinly veiled digs are just small hints at the generally unwelcoming climate she must be facing.

Jen has joined Team Alyssa!



... And then immediately retweeted a comment about white woman faking seizures


"PLEASE, goddesses! I promise I'll just shut the fuck up and clean this time!"


Maybe the house troons want to keep her around because she does what I think they're supposed to do (provide pussy and cleaning services)?

Edit: I am a naive retard who needed @Brain Problems to remind me that their only feminine quality is passive aggressiveness. They more likely feel threatened by her for that very reason.

They've confused their animals into homosexuality btw:

Spoiler: Sapphic pacas

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

... And then immediately retweeted a comment about white woman faking seizures

2-12 episodes daily, each of them lasting up to several hours? Felicity's been a vegetable for the past month, then. I could believe it with AstraZeneca which had the unfortunate and extremely rare side effect of spontaneous blood clotting, which - reportedly - never occured with the rest of the Western vaccines.

 

[The Angry Polack]

Well this is smart, if Bonnie kicks her out she can just latch onto one of the other house troons. Which one is transcucumber again?