US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Tathagata said:
Jordans are also shitty shoes but that doesn't mean a thing. It's all about copying what the famous and popular black men are doing—and the cultural leaders of modern black America are all athletes. Athletes drink Gatorade. Therefore, young black men drink Gatorade.
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Black people confirmed Kangz of Consoomers
 
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Tathagata said:
Jordans are also shitty shoes but that doesn't mean a thing. It's all about copying what the famous and popular black men are doing—and the cultural leaders of modern black America are all athletes. Athletes drink Gatorade. Therefore, young black men drink Gatorade.

It's just too sugary for me. Literally no reason to drink Gatorade over water.
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Not correct. Gatorade provides electrolytes, specifically salt and sugar, that the body uses and excretes during exercise. Lose too many electrolytes and you have a problem. Water alone doesn't provide those electrolytes. This can also happen with cholera, stomach flu, and diarrhea. Babies get Pedialyte, same concept as Gatorade.
 
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SSF2T Old User said:
Ever heard of the No True Scottsman fallacy? It's that thing feminists were pulling all the fucking time in the 2010s whenever another feminist would do something or agree with something that was outside what the hivemind agreed upon, so they would always shriek "well she's not a REAL feminist!"

Same logic with current year liberals.
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I remember that phrase thrown around back in 2014. God ithe 2010's was an interesting decade
 
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MrJokerRager said:
How are their 2A laws less retarded than Californian versions lol. But I keep forgetting they are a deep blue state.

Apparently they were supposed to be admitted as a red state and are a deep blue state.
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It was thought they would be Republican in being pro civil rights but in reality they went Democrat anyway since Hawaii Republicans were heavily associated with powerful business interests who lost power after WW2.
 
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JosephStalin said:
Just the dumbest fucking cunt on Earth! I shit you not! This ignorant twat obviously doesn't know we also benefit from that system and that technology. Could save a lot of American lives. I've shit things smarter than AOC, but that isn't saying much.

Somewhere, a bar is crying for its' bartender to return.
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A good bartender requires a decent amount of prep for garnish and syrup, recipes, sourcing product, and being mindful of your regulars’ tastes. She strikes me as the kind of jackass who uses Rose’s for her syrup, bottled sourmix, and doesn’t fridge her vermouth. No bar is going to miss her ass.
 
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Blackh0le said:
>gatorade
>sugary
bro it tastes like a salt lick mixed with piss
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This is an odd, but surprisingly common point of contention. It's kinda weird how two different people can drink the same thing and interpret the flavor so differently.

Gatorade tastes sugary to me and like half the people I know (who I've had this conversation with at least). The other half say salty.
 
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Puff said:
If it goes like 2020, all of the purple states that did election reform will break red too, so red TX for sure.
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Maybe I'm just missing something here, but how do you figure that? I don't understand why so many people keep assuming that any new laws will for sure be followed or necessarily make any difference at all. If you look at all the five or six fraudulently counted swing states from 2020, the problem wasn't a lack of election safeguards - they had plenty of laws on the books already but people just chose to ignore them while corrupt judges/authorities looked the other way.

IMO the only way there will be any hope in the future is if all the 2020 perpetrators are somehow brought to justice and made an example of. Otherwise the message is that election laws are all for show.

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I hate to break it to you, but the average conservative politician is an elderly moron who thinks Fonzie is the height of cool.
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That's especially fitting since Fonzie literally invented "jumping the shark"

 
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Hot Cup of Joe said:
Old internet rumour/conspiracy theory from back in the day:

Tom, the owner of Myspace, is a conservative and refused to get in bed or work with the rising powers of silicon valley. With Billy G working closely with the NSA, they needed a way to spy on citizens voluntarily. Tom said "lol no", so his format was stolen, retweaked with backdoors for the NSA and Billy G, handed over to Zuckerberg, who promised to play ball. Jack Dorsey followed the same path a few years later.

I think about modern media, and how they used to quote facebook, had facebook pages, then did the same with twitter. Now most news is sourced from twitter, leaks are encouraged ON twitter, and the the selection of people who are banned/not banned for content leans in one very obvious direction; play ball, or else.


Those are financially important institutions. Twitter makes no money. Facebook makes billions and produces nothing. If you ignore the 'recent' acquisition of Oculus, Facebook has never made 1 single product, yet rakes in billions in profit.

The company makes more money than 1000's of companies that DO produce something. Isn't that a little confusing? "Oh, it's ad revenue". Wait a minute, why is Facebook making so much money from ad revenue? More than any other company relative to what it does? It's because they scrape the fuck out of your personal data, location and tie it in with ISP/IP addresses, using NSA backdoors, so that they can find out who YOU are, then take all of your data sets to accurately sell that (illegally) obtained data to marketing campaigns and companies. Who then use that very accurate data to target ads to you around the internet. You wouldn't believe how accurately you can predict the thought patterns of a person, with very, very little info.

just so people are aware of how the media and marketing works, especially when it comes to politics, I can ask you one question, and know how to feed information back to you, in such a way that you cannot conciously say no. That's not a lie for internet cool points, that's a well founded, proven, repeatable experiment that can be carried out on any person; your wife, your kids, your boss. Ever seen anyone in work where they get their arseholes licked by the higher ups, yet they're fucking shit at their job? They've mastered this technique.

The NSA/TLA need that info, for the american people and foreign citizens, to be able to properly construct an ideology that more people will sign up to than they have religion or capitalism. Read 'Sapiens' by Yuval Noah Harrari, he explains how 'stories' and shared ideologies bring groups of Sapiens together with one goal. It's very interesting to see how Christianity did what it did better than any other 'story', only to be surpassed by capitalism and now by Woke. Woke is the new religion, backed by the doctrine of science (which is what we see with covid) written in the Bible that is the internet, and handed out to people of all ages, races, genders, political and religious beliefs. A 'story' that allows sapiens to believe in their own stories, while accepting this higher story, now that's control and that's what the US tech giants want, and are in cahoots over. It is no wonder that Bill Gates is the centre of Covid

If anyone wants to know more about basic mind control and manipulation, hit me up/start a thread in off topic and I will happily sperg about it all day.

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I absolutely can buy that - I always found it odd how Facebook never met the Myspace fate considering internet time is so much faster than regular time. Especially when you consider that Myspace was a year or so out from smartphones being dominant - There was absolutely some strings pulled behind the scenes to get Facebook as the true SM site.
Oxous said:
He might not be winning for much longer if he keeps advocating to literally drown banks with paperwork
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People have been killed for less - just because larger banks can handle all that doesn't mean they want to be saddled with it at all.
 
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Anyone see this shit:
Self-proclaimed commie AOC changes vote from "No" to "Present" on $1B for Israeli Iron Dome
https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1441107873174470662
The bill for the spending was apparently passed with 420 (yoooo) yes votes.
https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1441111565147590658\
Tlaib, Carson, Omar, Grijalva, Newman, Garcia (Ill.), Pressley, and Bush are the Democrats that officially voted "No", along with one Republican (????) Thomas Massie.
With the change of her vote, AOC and Rep. Hank Johnson are the only two that voted "Present".
https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1441113042796744707
After the vote she also "appeared" to be crying, or something. I guess.
 
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DON LEMON ACCUSED OF SEXUAL ASSAULT

 
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Penis Drager said:
This is an odd, but surprisingly common point of contention. It's kinda weird how two different people can drink the same thing and interpret the flavor so differently.

Gatorade tastes sugary to me and like half the people I know (who I've had this conversation with at least). The other half say salty.
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It's the Cilantro of drinks. I love Cilantro, other people say it tastes like soap.
 
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