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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I don't think anything in this thread is quite so funny as the fact that these people and kevin have conversations with people they live with and are physically near over twitter.

Lazy doesn't even begin to cover that.
I don't think it's laziness. I just think they're so poorly socialized that they don't know how to communicate unless it's through social media.
 
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Nothing too interesting on the Kindness front today, other than her aggravating the other people living there:

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And the seizures are just over the horizon so she can't go back home:

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She's also sharing images of her vagina but they are not interesting.
 
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Nothing too interesting on the Kindness front today, other than her aggravating the other people living there:

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And the seizures are just over the horizon so she can't go back home:

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She's also sharing images of her vagina but they are not interesting.
I am very excited to see how long she actually manages to drag this out. I wonder if any of them are actually falling for it or just trying to entertain her to be nice and hope she leaves soon. They know she will blast them on twitter if they kick her out, which wouldn't look good for the tranch.
 
Transcucumber is Neck. Bryan Loeper, the deadbeat dad.

If it's him she has a crush on, I am shamefully excited.
I had a feeling, from the moment Kevin mentioned Kindness and Neck being at the Tranch at the same time, that Kindness would try to jump dick and onto the Transcucumber.
On that front.......

Bryan creeping.
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obligatory picture of her sad tits.

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Ladies and gentlemen.
It's happening.
 
Neck is really just going around and trying to pick everything that got churned up in Kevin's wake. Amazing.
I thought to compare him to a vulture, come to feast on rotting carrion. But I think it's better to view him as a fly. Though neither he nor Kevin could be called the one who brought down the beast.
 
Full text of Le Monde article (archive)

Edit: full text is in the comment thread.
Most of it is the sam,e stuff we've seen in every other article, but here are a couple of highlight paragraphs:
Apparently local laws on overcrowding only apply to people, not livestock
The harassment initially took on devious forms. On condition of anonymity, residents called the town hall to affirm that the animals were mistreated or that the number of occupants was greater than the limit (9 people) set by the health regulations. The sheriff rushed to the spot; He found nothing.
They've found a different way to describe what was previously "aggressive following"
At the beginning of March, what activists now call only the “siege” took place. Rounds of enemy vehicles around the ranch, in ambush, then, on the 6th, the night intrusion of two armed militiamen, spotted thanks to infrared glasses. “Fortunately, we have a strong network of friends in the anti-fascist community,” says Penny. Reinforcements have arrived from several neighboring states. The Socialist Rifle Association, the anarchist (proportionately) counterpart of the National Rifle Association (NRA), sent bulletproof vests and ammunition. A fundraising launched on GoFundMe made it possible to buy cameras and raise the security fence (3 meters high). The "siege" was filmed by Colorado Springs documentary filmmaker Ash Kreis. His film, Tenacious, has been tipped for screening at the Sundance Independent Film Festival, which is unlikely to appease the anti-horned militiamen. “Those are just a tiny minority,” says Bonnie.
The end is nigh and Penny's stocking up on Kool-Aid
In the market town of Westcliffe, the ranchers ended up putting many skeptics on their side. “We created a recycling program, we set up a community garden. Their objective is twofold: to give a different image of transgender people and to set a date for the post-collapse, when capitalism, which devours the planet, has collapsed. Salvation will come from rural life. “The left is rebuilding itself in communities like this,” says Bonnie. National notoriety led to other threats. The ranch is the target of transphobic sites, which harass trans "into suicide," says Penny. Death threats are frequent. “Our response is, 'Come when you want.' Bonnie bursts out laughing. She who did not like guns is no longer afraid to pose with her new Springfield AR-15 ... "Marginalized populations have long avoided guns," she said. Now we realize that we are in an arms race with the far right and that we are far behind. "
Even the sympathetic reporter noticed that everything was covered with dog hair.
Alpacas are an endless topic of conversation. “I wanted animals that didn't have to be killed,” says Penny. All were collected from farms or zoos that had to close. “We take entire herds, otherwise they may suffer from anxiety. But when she's done making her paprika hummus (five cans of chickpeas, five lemons), sit around the coffee table and the dogs cover the whole living room with a fur rug, the word becomes more intimate. Penny remembers being banned from wearing dresses when she was 6 and cried years later when she realized she wouldn't have the same breasts as her four sisters. She has three children, two of whom are 16 years old. “One of the twins came out before me,” she laughs.
Don't call him Jay, it's J
J. thought about preparing for his transition. Taking a job in distribution companies like Target or Starbucks are in great demand: they offer insurance that covers hormone treatment. He would live in his car, which would allow him to save money and go through the ordeal of "boy moding", "when you take hormones until you can no longer pass for a man, and, there , we come out ”. Here he is established at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch he has become the third partner and the specialist in permaculture - where he intends to complete his transition. He prefers for the moment to be called J. rather than Jay: "It's a kind of interim first name," he smiles. “One of the cool things about being trans is being able to choose your first name. "
Paul ain't got nuttin'
The occupants of Tenacious Ranch are at different stages of their transition. Bonnie is the most advanced. She made up her mind at 23, when the treatment was reimbursed by Obamacare, the health insurance voted in 2010 under the Democratic president. To save money, Penny went to Scandinavia for her orchiectomy (removal of the testicles). Trump has freed insurance companies from the obligation to cover transgender people. The treatment has become overpriced. On Twitter, the ranchers sometimes post a photo of the syringes that will be used for hormone injections purchased abroad thanks to donations. In early 2021, Joe Biden repealed Trump's ban on transgender people in the military, but the Supreme Court upheld the private sector's right to deny reimbursements. “You are told that it is OK to die for a country that does not give you health coverage. It doesn't sound like a big win to me, ”Penny grimaces.
Grooming plans are well developed. Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone.
The ranchers hope to make school. Develop a network of shelters in the United States and elsewhere: a sort of international of stubborn unicorns. Already, contacts are well advanced with a group of indigenous youth in Arizona. The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will provide them with the animals and technical support. He will stand surety for the loans. “Who doesn't dream of living among alpacas? Penny asks.
 
On that front.......

Bryan creeping.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
It's happening.

It's happening! It feels wrong to be this excited.

Bryan is circumstantial t4t, prison tranny chaser, but will jump on the opportunity to get real, female, albeit hairy and deformed by testosterone, grown from conception pussy like a soft giraffe bull in heat.

I know some people were worried Bonnie would knock up Kindness. Imagine Neck and Kindness' manic giraffe baby faes and she being the sole custodian of it or them. We already know Neck's M.O.

If she and Neck happen, that makes her a real part of the polycule of horrors, not just Pablo's sidepiece. This bitch is never leaving!

The best part of a Neck and Kindness coupling is, this clearly heterosexual couple would either giggle how gay they are, or claim to be a straigh couple, but in the same way that Kevin and Wedge claim to be gay because they're "lesbians".
If anyone reading this understood the last sentence, you should be ashamed of yourself, you are beyond salvation.

Neck is really just going around and trying to pick everything that got churned up in Kevin's wake. Amazing.

Prince Charming, Sir Neck of the Sloppy Amhole Seconds.
 
Here is another chapter of Kindness lore: She pisses all over herself and needs to wear diapers. I'm spoilering it because it's long and not that interesting and Kevin Gibes will probably masturbate to it if he stumbles upon this.

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For the love of pets that cat and those rats need care. I cannot believe people on Twitter haven't asked about the pets she left alone with a bunch of food (it's not like animals eat meals appropriately when they have free access either so no telling when that food got eaten.)

Her cat's litter must be disgusting as is wherever it decided to piss once it was too full and I personally hope it picked something meaningful to her.

These idiots need to stop dragging animals down with their inability to be functional members of society.

Give me my hats I deserve them.
 
Here is another chapter of Kindness lore: She pisses all over herself and needs to wear diapers. I'm spoilering it because it's long and not that interesting and Kevin Gibes will probably masturbate to it if he stumbles upon this.

She's such a fucking liar. Your boyfriend made you sleep on a dog bed............ lol.

I wish Freud were still here so they could narc and bullshit each other to death.
 
Our lovely tranch film maker is now getting boobs! yes, fat fuckinh honkers. how else do you fill in that AGP?

also want to mention some other person by the name of "tony song" who is a indian American troon was on the ranch for a little bit before coming off. Do not know if they participate in the ranch still but I would be more than happy to dig deep for it.
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Ha, called it!
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For someone like Alyssa Frauens (or Chris-chan), a 30-45 day hold would be "a long time", and she vanished off Twitter for a month earlier this year.

Her behavior and rapid deterioration makes me think it was probably stimulant psychosis.... especially if she admitted/boasted to a responding EMS crew or medics in an ER about things like her "seizures" & "headmates".

So not only is she a prohibited individual due to her drug usage, letting her stay at the Tranch with unsecured firearms is illegal on a Federal assfuck-level.

The only leeway they'd be given in court, is if the guns & ammo are locked in a safe and unaccessible; as a normal, responsible family would do with a mentally ill dependant/spouse. But even so, dope use/possession nixes any defense they'd have, Earl or no Earl.
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"Stellar Constellation" is akin to a double-negative; she probably thinks she's clever with it.
So that is how many violations of federal law are there? Seriously have the feds not caught on or are they just waiting in the darkness until some murder-suicide happens or they start going full Rajneeshpuram and try and kill the Westcliffe populace for not allowing them to dilate in public
 
Our lovely tranch film maker is now getting boobs! yes, fat fuckinh honkers. how else do you fill in that AGP?

also want to mention some other person by the name of "tony song" who is a indian American troon was on the ranch for a little bit before coming off. Do not know if they participate in the ranch still but I would be more than happy to dig deep for it.

So that is how many violations of federal law are there? Seriously have the feds not caught on or are they just waiting in the darkness until some murder-suicide happens or they start going full Rajneeshpuram and try and kill the Westcliffe populace for not allowing them to dilate in public
The trancheros themselves are walking bioweapons lol. If their septic blows (quite possible!) that place'll be a superfund site from the questionable Chinese horse-piss estrogen metabolites everywhere.
 
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