Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Smiling Honeybadger]

And on the other hand, how relieved were all these oh so bodypositive ladies, when they saw that they weren't as fat as Tess in the wild without filters and extensive Photoshopping?!

Also Tess and a lot of the other Disney maniac lolcows here go more often to Disneyland in a year than other people in a lifetime. It's mind boggling.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

And on the other hand, how relieved were all these oh so bodypositive ladies, when they saw that they weren't as fat as Tess in the wild without filters and extensive Photoshopping?!

Also Tess and a lot of the other Disney maniac lolcows here go more often to Disneyland in a year than other people in a lifetime. It's mind boggling.

I've never been there, never had much interest in it.
Who can afford it? I know of couples that spend almost 3 grand for a three-day weekend on Disney. No thank you.

 

[Guntzilla]

I feel like I'm being old but a black mesh shirt to Disneyland? In most photos where you can see her legs she's trying that one leg forward pose. Uwu I look totally thin.

I thought the same damn thing. What a trashy fucking pig slut cum dump of a beast she is.

 

[572.4]

I feel like I'm being old but a black mesh shirt to Disneyland? In most photos where you can see her legs she's trying that one leg forward pose. Uwu I look totally thin.

I don't think you're old, she's just white trash.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Her knee has completely dissappeared....

 

[multiverse]

I feel like I'm being old but a black mesh shirt to Disneyland? In most photos where you can see her legs she's trying that one leg forward pose. Uwu I look totally thin.

Yes, she's trying her power stance to look thin because she can't layg pop any more - and when she isn't doing that, she's angling Bowie in front of her to cover one of her legs.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Who can afford it? I know of couples that spend almost 3 grand for a three-day weekend on Disney. No thank you.

With transportation, boarding, food, ticket price for parents and kids, and overpriced merch, it’s $1000 a day, that’s a reliable number. Tess lives to vacation though so small price to pay

 

[Miss Misery]

lol - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-cools-ice-lolly-enjoying-day-Disneyland.html

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

From Alaska to Disneyland. At least she brought the kid with her:
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And look at these creatures that did recognize her and say hi.
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Spoiler: More

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One thing that Disney parks have a lot of is walking. They're big, there's tons of attractions, lots of sun, waiting in lines. It's a lot of time on the feet. Tess, curiously, wore such a short bottom garment that her legs can't help but rub together, skin directly on skin. Instead of wearing something that would protect her thighs from chub rub of epic proportions, she wore something that would make everyone look at all of her lumpy tattoos. All of the other women with her wore longer shorts or pants to protect their legs from chafing. Tess did not. From her outfit choice, I'm guessing that she did one or more of the following:

1. Only showed up to eat, take photos, and leave.
2. Made Bowie rub her legs down with chub rub lube product.
3. Used some kind of mobility aid to avoid walking (doubtful, she wouldn't want people to see her in a scooter).

I'm guessing a combination of both 1 and 2 occured, along with a lot of stops to catch her breath and copious sugary drinks.

 

[Rotogravure]

Some of the comments are *chef's kiss*

lol - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-cools-ice-lolly-enjoying-day-Disneyland.html

 

[multiverse]

Some of the comments are *chef's kiss*



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Lol at "her daughter". Poor Bowie.

 

[lottalove]

lol - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-cools-ice-lolly-enjoying-day-Disneyland.html

All the atypical anorexia bullshit. And her dumb and miserable expression. We need that here, preferably full-size:

 

[Cheesegirl78]

All the atypical anorexia bullshit. And her dumb and miserable expression. We need that here, preferably full-size:
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A 36 year old woman, y'all. Dressed like a goth version of Minnie Mouse.

I love the look of agony on her face, HAES, anyone?

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

All the atypical anorexia bullshit. And her dumb and miserable expression. We need that here, preferably full-size:
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Woooow, clearly the face of a woman who is living her best life. The casual photographer is the mortal enemy of all photoshopped to Hell and back models, actresses, social media attention whores of all flavours. I believe Tess is no exception in this.

Her calves are the size of the tighs of more regular sized women. Fat distribution and how much you manage to cram into your body never ceases to amaze me.

 

[Water-T]

UGH I WISH I COULD BE ON A HOVEROUND RIGHT NOW, BUT A SUPPAMODDLE LIKE ME CAN'T BE SEEN IN ONE!

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Those arms! Those arms! They are bigger than her calves!
Still 300 lbs though, eh?

 

[Gay Mouth]

sensible Bowie instinctually hiding out of shame

 

[Azovka]

All the atypical anorexia bullshit. And her dumb and miserable expression. We need that here, preferably full-size:
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The first pic in the Daily Mail article is something to behold too.

"Tess, who recently opened up about her battle with anorexia, wore her flame-hued tresses in a loose style before sweeping them up into a ponytail."

 

[bloomingcactus]

The arrow is her elbow. The rest is fat.

 

[Johnl260589]

The arrow is her elbow. The rest is fat.

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I thought that was a boil

also… why even go to a huge ass theme park like Disney, where she can’t even fit on the rides, with shorts so short on her that she will definitely suffer thigh rub. We all know she has to take the trolley around the park.