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OrbiterAshton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️
It may be the fact that we are talking in a thread about a fat NEET video blogger calling himself a "populist press" Ethan Ralph is more of a populist press then PPP with the ralph retort. I don't know where I go to read the Peoples Populist Press. I don't think that is even possible.
"Fat retards reaction channel." is unironically what he is. It's some revue and theatre involved. But if you take the self irony out of PPP I don't think you like what you are left with. I do belive what @Jester69 said was a joke, and not self irony though.
You guys will have to forgive the Norwegians they have only been a nation for like a 100 years, they aren't used to freedom yet. They are used to their betters telling them what to think and feel.
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Use the code "PedosLikePineappleOnPizzas" for your Pizza Day UberEats order. Mundane Matt will personally deliver you a free pizza, and it won't be eaten this time!
I fucking hate rectangles pizza they are always made of the cheapest ingredients and suck ass. Rectangle Pizzas are for five year olds who are too autistic for squares. Why they are square pizza and not diamond is beyond me. Diamond Pizzas are better for kids who are not too autistic but are too fucking lazy to shape it. I used to be able to eat a pizza in three minutes. Now I need to be there 20-30 minutes before we leave and I can't even take a shit then because I gotta make it to the nearest restaurant because I can't eat shit anymore. Plus I have to have three beers just to get my shit done. I'll be the 1st one to say I am a square-a-thon person. I love a round-a-thon. I just wish people would quit being lazy and not make a square a round a round shape or a rectangle...you know...just a fucking rectangle. It's like they don't even know how to make one! "If you have kids I'm gonna come to your house and kill your family" "That was what
It's dough you can make it literally any shape you want. You CHOOSE to make it rectangle and not circle. I can't help it if you're brain is too small to understand the great complexities of A FUCKING CIRCLE!
What are you some idiot who thinks the dough HAS to fit perfectly with the pan like some of mega hyper autist? Well guess what faggot! I'm the Egyptian here. I'm the one with the secret Pizza Pi Knowledge. And I'm here to tell you that Rectangle Pizzas are UNACCEPTABLE for ANY and ALL pizzas. And you're not the only one that knows this. I've seen some pizza videos online that say it right too. Go fuck yourself in the ass with some of your fucking rectangle pizza.
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So I got your ass dead to rights like I said in my previous post.
There are a number of reasons why a Circle pizza is the best. But you just gotta read them. There are the obvious one, they're round. There are some other reasons to why a circle pizza is the best. To begin with, the biggest reason why is because it cuts down on waste. Waste being pizza that's not used in pizzas and pizza that is used that didn't get eaten. So next is the biggest reason of all. You see, you make a pizza for 1-2 people. You make one, and if it was used, great. But you don't make them, or make a lot of them
no you idiot, you stretch it to fit the pan so that you can get the best thicknes/quantity ratio.
you could do it smaller with the dough of same thickness but than you would get less pizza,
How does someone who comes from the land where they invented Pithagora's theorem dont understand basic ratio equations?
Square pizza=based pizza
Circle pizza=pedo pizza
A significant number of PPP fans are aloggers of the Alt-Grifters; I consider myself to be in this bloc.
One this that I didn't realize is that there is a lot of backstory and lore relating PPP to the Gunt. Admittedly, I'm just late to the party on this and would bet most of you were well aware of this.
Keeping aside his own shortcomings, PPP's take down of Nickelodeon Fedentes was outstanding. PPP did what I couldn't: communicate to younger people that Nick is a 100% fake as fug poser simply grifting. NF does not attend Mass (let alone actively participate in the Traditional Catholic scene), despite proclaiming himself the leading Trad Catholic in the USA.
I really hope after he spends time in the woods that PPP comes back and resumes the anti-Lil Nipples kino. Louis's documentary will blow out the "Groypers" and scatter Nick's remaining 12-16 year old audience and thus there will be less of a content drought.
As an aside regarding PPP and Surfer's fight, something to consider:
back in 2007, Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller bitterly feuded. Proto-alogger "Sonny Crack" commented at the time that the proximate cause of this was that there just wasn't all that much new stuff to talk about in the Patriot anti-NWO sphere. To a degree, PPP and Surfer has a similar pressure in that Nick Fuentes got felted and stopped making his Zion First videos.
While PPP had an affect on this, Fuentes nuked himself. A lot of early 20 guys I know turned on Fuentes because it became undeniable that this coke snorting homo was all LARP and all cringe. The drugged out videos from his Las Vegas trip (and his inability to hike up a simple mound) made Fuentes look like what he is. As such, Lil Nipples basically shut down his video content. Yes, he retains an audience, but these are overwhelmingly just teenagers and non-Whites (and a lot in the center of that Venn Diagram.) Something PPP could talk about re Fuentes is how Nick's buddy congressmen Gaetz and Gosar voted for the Iron Dome funding. BASED!
Enjoy that greasy shitball from Domino's/Pizza Hut then. Home made and freshly made pizza are typically rectangularly shaped or some kind of crooked circle. If you get a perfect one, the dough is very likely premade by some Gonzales who jumps border fences in a factory owned by slants who probably think pizza is the same as pancakes and slant women's breasts.
A significant number of PPP fans are aloggers of the Alt-Grifters; I consider myself to be in this bloc.
One this that I didn't realize is that there is a lot of backstory and lore relating PPP to the Gunt. Admittedly, I'm just late to the party on this and would bet most of you were well aware of this.
Keeping aside his own shortcomings, PPP's take down of Nickelodeon Fedentes was outstanding. PPP did what I couldn't: communicate to younger people that Nick is a 100% fake as fug poser simply grifting. NF does not attend Mass (let alone actively participate in the Traditional Catholic scene), despite proclaiming himself the leading Trad Catholic in the USA.
I really hope after he spends time in the woods that PPP comes back and resumes the anti-Lil Nipples kino. Louis's documentary will blow out the "Groypers" and scatter Nick's remaining 12-16 year old audience and thus there will be less of a content drought.
As an aside regarding PPP and Surfer's fight, something to consider:
back in 2007, Alex Jones and John Stadtmiller bitterly feuded. Proto-alogger "Sonny Crack" commented at the time that the proximate cause of this was that there just wasn't all that much new stuff to talk about in the Patriot anti-NWO sphere. To a degree, PPP and Surfer has a similar pressure in that Nick Fuentes got felted and stopped making his Zion First videos.
While PPP had an affect on this, Fuentes nuked himself. A lot of early 20 guys I know turned on Fuentes because it became undeniable that this coke snorting homo was all LARP and all cringe. The drugged out videos from his Las Vegas trip (and his inability to hike up a simple mound) made Fuentes look like what he is. As such, Lil Nipples basically shut down his video content. Yes, he retains an audience, but these are overwhelmingly just teenagers and non-Whites (and a lot in the center of that Venn Diagram.) Something PPP could talk about re Fuentes is how Nick's buddy congressmen Gaetz and Gosar voted for the Iron Dome funding. BASED!
The Modern American Table: Is a Calorie a Calorie? We’ve all heard the dictate that a calorie is a calorie regardless of its source. But are all foods truly ...
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Nooo I thought calorie was calorie, it's thermodynamics!!
Nigga, any reason is a good reason to create a sock account. Lord Jesus Christ himself said: " You will not have three fake accounts, but thirty three."
You guys will have to forgive the Norwegians they have only been a nation for like a 100 years, they aren't used to freedom yet. They are used to their betters telling them what to think and feel.
That honor goes to @Trig.Point and only Trig.Point.
PPP is currently reviewing Anime for spare change... I now accept he's not on Hope Not Hate's radar.
Incidentatly it was Godwinson that I accussed of having a relationship with Hope Not Hate, not PPP. For the simple fact that he never spoke about the organisation approaching him, which as a YouTuber based in the UK with a sizeable following, they almost certainly did.
If it wasn't for Godwinsons influcence, PPP could have just set up a subscribestar and started monetising his streams properly. Instead he's reduced to this sad fucking state.
PPP wanted to be a professional streamer, and he had more talent for it than most. He could be raking in Rekeitta level bucks if he hadn't been so easily led by a glow in the dark anglo with an RP accent.