Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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thismanlies said:
Does anyone know if Chris's jail has a church? If so, I'd send an inmate a carton of smokes and a rectal-sized camera just to get video of him preaching.
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They probably don’t have a “Church”, per se, but they probably DO have a group from nearby churches who do “prisoner outreach”. They basically go in there each Sunday and hold services for any prisoners who want to attend it. Might just be a few of them coming to the door of the pod and talking to the prisoners, or in Chris’ case, going to the door of his solitary cell and talking with him for a few minutes. They also distribute bibles, which is how I’m guessing Chris got the one he’s been reading.
 
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LadiosSopp said:
So...who's Emanuel then?

Chris has been on record talking about his "guiding deities" before and that's a clear indicator of one of the faggots "roleplaying" with (manipulating) him for clout (Sean, Bella, etc) as Chris can't help but mention the people he talks to so that kinda sticks out to me.
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AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
When he invokes 'Emanuel', does he mean one of the idea guys told him to rape his mom, or does he actually mean a real god(voice in his head)?
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Catholic fag here, for all those wondering who or what the fuck is Emmanuel, (sometimes spelled Immanuel) it's an old biblical term associated with the prophesied birth of Christ.
"Behold, a virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel , which being interpreted is, God with us."
Sometimes used as an alternate name/title for Christ himself i.e. Christ Immanuel.

Chris probably read it in his prison bible and seems to be misinterpreting it as a name for God similar to Jaweh.
 
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admiral said:
Even if he does think the merge happened, that doesn't change the fact that he knew that having sex with Barb would get him in trouble when he did it. Chris isn't smart, but he's sneaky enough to know that he can try to manipulate his way out of a heavier sentance and I think he is aware of how fucked he is, but he's too stupid to put together a convincing lie.

Trying to get an insanity plea is a well-known method of avoiding punishment, especially among idiots who don't know that just being a delusional nitwit with an overactive imagination isn't the same as actually being insane. If it's shown that he knows/knew he shouldn't have been doing what he did (taking the money, raping his mother), then an insanity plea won't stick because it'll mean that he was knowinglyt breaking the law and trying to cover it up. Chris is trying to excuse his actions by claiming that he was doing it for good reasons, because he knows that he shouldn't have been doing them and that his actual reasons for doing it (wanting to go to the mall and buy toys, wanting to fuck) won't cut it. Looking at the evidence from while the rapes were happening, Chris didn't think that he was Jesus back then so the defence presented in his letter is discredited.

Chris has a history of lying and trying to manipulate people to get out of trouble, so trying to lie about being Jesus wouldn't be outside of his comfort zone and he's had enough practice writting weird nonsense about being a goddess and a CPU such that the Jesus angle is pretty tame in comparison. Really he should have stuck with the CPU stuff because that seems at least like something he came up with on his own and not something which he could have seen on TV or heard about from other inmates. There are probably dozens of 'Jesus Christs' in the American Prison system right now; claiming to be the second coming is old news, It's too obvious.
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You basically answered why a traditional insanity plea wouldn't work: Chris knows at the time of fucking Barbie-Chan how bad it was to fuck her. The fact he kept downplaying it before pulling his jesus thing is solid proof he was in the right state of mind when fucking her.

And before you give me the whole manipulation spiel again, you aren't wrong. He is manipulative. But knowing as much about Chris as you do, this is easily him retreating into his own delusions combined with being alone with a bible.

Hell, he said while cops were pulling him away that the merge officially started. He definitely didn't say that as a long-term ploy to prove insanity, because that'd imply he had that much foresight into what's going to happen to him.
 
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This reminds me if Terry A. Davis wrote a letter, but instead of bellowing that the glow niggers have caught him and are trying to remove his OS from existence or some shit, it's the polar opposite and instead Chris is trying to justify boning his mom deeply.

Chris must be an alternate universe Terry in which they're both schizos but one is a legitimately terrible person, and the other isn't.
 
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Rikka Takarada 2 said:
When teaching English, I sometimes had to tell my students that just because you string words in front of each other doesn't mean you've made a sentence. Somehow, the best example of this has now come from a >35 year old, native English speaker...
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Who also is God and all knowing...
 
Lorne Armstrong said:
They probably don’t have a “Church”, per se, but they probably DO have a group from nearby churches who do “prisoner outreach”. They basically go in there each Sunday and hold services for any prisoners who want to attend it. Might just be a few of them coming to the door of the pod and talking to the prisoners, or in Chris’ case, going to the door of his solitary cell and talking with him for a few minutes. They also distribute bibles, which is how I’m guessing Chris got the one he’s been reading.
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Right now I'm just imagining a black guard listening to Chris's psychobabble about cpu goddesses before handing him a bible and saying "Boy you need Jesus." But as Chris is reading, the guard's words get twisted into "Boy, you need to be Jesus."
 
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I just like to imagine the torment Null would get in Chris’ imagination. Imagine the brutality of his supposed sins against the literal reincarnation of Jesus Christ within Chris.
 
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There is a really stark contrast between the paragraphs where he is rambling about being Jesus with run on sentences that make no sense, and the one paragraph where he is having a tantrum about getting in trouble for stealing money. That paragraph is a lot more like all of the shit he's written over the years, while the other shit comes across like a performance. I think he may be trying to seem crazy there.
I do not believe Chris is crazy, I believe he is just retarded. I also do not expect Chris to end up in prison, I think he will get institutionalized (but for being retarded, not for being insane), which would mean that he will probably never be released into society again anyway. I wonder what the status of his toy collection is.
 
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