Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[The Last Stand]

@Null my condolences, firstly for you having to, no doubt, suffer an headache reading that shit.

Secondly, on your upcoming suicide. I'm mean, you're kinda obliged now.

He's a masochist. I'm sure he's fine.

 

[roxitp0w3rwuzdabest420]

It's incredible how insane he's gotten. I just thought the merge was just because of the idea guys and Chris's lack of critical thinking. But it's obvious now schizophrenia or some other mental illness is the cause of this. Also great he admitted to fucking his mom.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

So, has every possible combination of an exclamation of surprise, (or any thought that basically breaks down to "What the Fuck?") been covered in this thread yet?

If not, then "Holy fucking fuckity fuck, this guy be cray cray!"

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

Seems to me like someone may have advised him to bring up this biblical shit in an attempt to go for insanity or whatever. Comparing himself to Jesus and all that, run-of-the-mill schizo stuff you see all the time really. We know Chris isn't a schizo, and we also know he's quite capable of pulling his shit together and acting sane when he thinks it is in his best interest. Either that or there was a Bible in his cell and he's been bored enough to read it.

This is exactly what a friend of mine said, he is going all in on the Jesus shit because that's all he has access to in jail, Chris only knows how to take from IPs that he is currently the most invested in or heavily being exposed to. He cannot come up with things on his own or any unique ideas. His entire past is riddled with this behavior.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Harriet and Tom Ashby caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian.

This is too much. They would have tossed Chris' fat, faggoty ass out anyway once they saw him in full Tomgirl uniform. I also wanted to bring up one more important

 

[All Cops Are Based]

Is Chris getting better?

 

[Paper_Smok]

Ah yes, it's never Chris' fault now is it. It's somehow Null's fault for not fulfilling his 'prophecy'. I hope you write back for the luls but honestly I wouldn't blame you if you didn't. That boy's not right and are we really going to get anything that different from this spluging? I doubt it.

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

He raped his mother to cleanse her soul. What a Saint. That's what the Bible meant when it said "let God come into your body".

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Does the Pope know?

I don't know. Let's ask @Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth

Uh...yeeeeaaaaahhh, look I'm going to stick with the Jesus I already have, he's had a lot of brainwashing haha I mean training of course.

Be sure to join my church!

 

[FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy]

Wasn't there something in the Septuagint about the Lord, in his days as a carpenter, carving "medallions in the likeness of a powerful rodent"? Or was that a Gnostic gospel?

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

lmao

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seems to me like someone may have advised him to bring up this biblical shit in an attempt to go for insanity or whatever. Comparing himself to Jesus and all that, run-of-the-mill schizo stuff you see all the time really. We know Chris isn't a schizo, and we also know he's quite capable of pulling his shit together and acting sane when he thinks it is in his best interest. Either that or there was a Bible in his cell and he's been bored enough to read it.

Yeah, except this is nothing new, and he's been calling himself a CPU goddess for years and just recently claimed to be the incarnation of Andy Worhol. He's a psycho, but that does not absolve him from rape. Every rapist has said it was consen chual.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It would be really kinda nice if people going "Chris wrote something retarded, this cements his insanity plea" would just read up how that shit works and realize that Chris will not be capable of going for an insanity plea - and even if he could, it would be a really fucking stupid idea, since it does jack fucking shit to shield him from legal consequences and only makes them worse.

“Drink this Fanta in remembrance of me.”

Chris Chan Christ: "This Fanta is my comeuppance, drink of it"

 

[HumanHive]

LOOK INTO ANY BIBLE AND YOU SHALL FIND THE TRUE CHRISTORY

 

[AmbiTron]

Yeah, except this is nothing new, and he's been calling himself a CPU goddess for years and just recently claimed to be the incarnation of Andy Worhol. He's a psycho, but that does not absolve him from rape.

Sure the CPU shit isn't new, and he was pretty into Jesus and stuff in the past but seemed to have mostly abandoned it in recent years. He's incapable of forming new ideas on his own, so it's likely all this comes from access to a Bible or church services in jail or whatever else.

 

[RodgerDodger]

November 18th, in the neighborhood of two months. If Chris has slipped this far down since early August, he'll be there come the 18th.

If Heilberg has this on his desk too, and psych evals are taking place- no doubt his team is on full damage control

No doubt team Heilberg is on a 3 day Whiskey and Meth bender after reading that.

The beauty for Heilberg is since his Motherfucking client the Motherfucker sent it to both himself and Null a third party, it's not priviledged. He's gonna frame it and hang it next to his office door with instructions that clients are to never ever do this.

Could declaring Null a heratic Judas etc etc and subject to Gods wrath be viewed as "witness tampering" ?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Ralph was right. Chris does have dirt on that infamous JOSUHA CONNOR MOON.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Looks like he's using his time inside for some deep introspection... What a loon.

This feels like a bucket of cold water right in the dicks of the people who were hoping Chris would get any better, too. He just got deeper in his narcissistic delusions and victimhood complex!

 

[Ophelia]

My mind has been blown. Wow. He really is intent on winning Dumb Dumb Crazy Bingo.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Harriet and Tom Ashby caste me out before I even arrived to Midlothian.

I still refuse to believe that "Midlothian" is a location in Virginia, rather than Middle-earth.