Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[bobatnight]

I wonder if this is going to end with someone nailgunning him to a couple of 2x4s

Oh man him giving himself fake stigmata wounds/scars on his hands is pretty in character for Chris.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

At this point, I'd hope someone lobotomizes Chris so that he doesn't rape his mom again, or starts a cult.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

What do you guys think:

1. Chris came up with this delusion on his own based on his past knowledge of the scripture

2. Chris came up with it because he started reading the bible again since there's nothing else to do in prison

3. Chris came up with it because there's born again Christians in prison trying to convert the inmates

4. Chris came up with it because he's housed with others believing that they themselves are Jesus and Chris wanted in

1. >Implying Chris had much knowledge of the scripture
2. >Implying that Chris reads/ reads at a level where he can comprehend the Bible
4. Chris would never copy anyone unless he thought it increased his chances of sleeping with them. In most other cases he marches to the beat of his own drum.
3. DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! He probably met someone who started putting all of these ideas in his head. Unlike ILJ and the idea guys, I think that whoever was doing this was probably just some sort of preacher and Chris mangled the message so that he was at the center of it all.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

Inside look of Chris's bible study:
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I know I'm late on this one but whatever the thread is moving fast
Does art imitate life or Does life imitate art?
We've come full circle in this autistic season now we need a jail break attempt arc and a revenge plot where chris sicks his sonichu pals on Null.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Why did he make Judas black? I thought he was a liberal by that moment.

He probably saw a picture of Judas from the 1970’s Jesus Christ Superstar

 

[scalchop]

Why did he make Judas black? I thought he was a liberal by that moment.

Well he’s also from West Virginia so yeah

 

[RodgerDodger]

That really should be a random.txt entry. It would be hilarious to ask a lawyer that question without any context and see what kind of reaction you get

That said, I wonder how long its going to be before he starts screaming 'the power of christchan compels you to find me not guilty and free me from my bonds!'

Is it considered a violation of separation of Church and State for the Court to order in an Exorcist? Maybe an organized Ecumenical team? Add in a Shinto Priest to beat the Pokedemons out of him?

 

[scalchop]

1. >Implying Chris had much knowledge of the scripture
2. >Implying that Chris reads/ reads at a level where he can comprehend the Bible
4. Chris would never copy anyone unless he thought it increased his chances of sleeping with them. In most other cases he marches to the beat of his own drum.
3. DING! DING! DING! We have a winner! He probably met someone who started putting all of these ideas in his head. Unlike ILJ and the idea guys, I think that whoever was doing this was probably just some sort of preacher and Chris mangled the message so that he was at the center of it all.

Whether you want to admit it or not, a lot of Chris’s life is inundation in reading and writing, so it’s not inpossoble he’s read the Bible. so a mix of 2 and 3 would be my best guess, potentially 3 followed by 2

 

[Pee Cola]

Did he sign with "Die, Null, Die" all in red?

That's German for "The Null, The".

 

[MarkIV]

Isn’t thinking you’re the only really real person in the world fairly common among autists?

oh yeah, it ties with the narcissism that comes from lacking the ability to conceptualize the world as anything other than what you're experiencing. Same reason he lacks all empathy but is full of self-pity.

 

[Kurosaru]

I'm surprised after everything that's happen, Chris still wants to contact Null after calling him Judas. Still not surprising had Chris not spent all is money, as he usually does, or fuck his mom, he wouldn't be in that situation where he took money from her. Who am I kidding, Chris was still going to steal from Barb regardless.

Well partly I think it's because Chris, deep down in Swiss cheese brain, knows that Null is one of the few persons on earth that actually wanted and tried to help him.
But mostly I think it's that his giant ego and lack of mentalization drives him to try and one up Null.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Well he’s also from West Virginia so yeah

He's from Virginia.

Why did he make Judas black? I thought he was a liberal by that moment.

This is just my opinion, but I don't think it's fair to slap any political label on Chris. Does he really believe anything?

if Chris is Jesus then we really are living through revelation

I really hope that @Mariposa Electrique is full of shit...

 

[Jex]

He's not pretending, he's actually retarded. This "loyalty test" theme seems to be a reoccurring theme, he said something along those lines when he admitted that he'd fucked his mother to someone in a private message on Twitter. His test is obviously flawed given he trusted and probably still trusts the toe fungus goblin while calling the guy that set him up a GoFundMe Judas.

 

[Wazzupnerds]

This is just my opinion, but I don't think it's fair to slap any political label on Chris. Does he really believe anything?

before he went fully insane, it was very clear he was mildly racist at a min

 

[MarkIV]

I assume that being a lawyer is 50% tard wrangling anyhow, but I'm very excited to see how the court reacts to having the son of god present.

 

[OctopodaEnjoyer]

Even the Unabomber had better handwriting, Jesus fucking Christ. Seriously that's some schizophrenic unintelligible word salad ass shit.

Not only does he have better handwriting, Ted gets really uppity these days if you write him and DONT have good handwriting. Some kid wrote him a few years ago and nearly half the response was him telling the kid to spend more time writing and to write legibly and with proper punctuation.

 

[AsianChris]

This is just my opinion, but I don't think it's fair to slap any political label on Chris. Does he really believe anything?

Fair enough. Although he really had conservative views while Bob was around.

 

[Elaine Miller]

Thanks for typing the letter out, there’s no way I could even attempt to read what that says.

 

[Jack Awful]

I know this is obvious, but this just shows how suggestible Chris is.

Show him video games and he'll make Sonichu

Show him Archie Comics Sonic and he'll make the Sonichu comics

Show him the Bible and he's a fag hating son of the lord

Show him modern social media and he's a tranny

Show him Neptunia and he's a video game anime goddess

Show him the Bible in prison and he's Jesus Christ AND a video game anime goddess within a month

 

[LolRaccoon]

"Letter from the Charlottesville Jail" will be the iconic letter for Chris-Chanism as "Letter from the Birmingham Jail" from Dr. King shaped the Civil Rights movement