Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

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Erich Honecker said:
I think there's a possibility that some retards in 20-30 years read back on Chris's life story and start idolising him, like you say, initially ironically but then some of them will get autistically obsessed and start to think he was some kind of enlightened visionary.

I like to think that people who actually live in the time of Chris, though, can see blatantly how ridiculous his life is and leave it at just enjoying the laughs.
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His autistic habbits/activities/interests will be treated as some type of pagon ritual across different corners of the internet, reminiscent of a time being obsessed with things so outlandishly before a new era of very different trolling and bullying ever took place.
 
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Erich Honecker said:
I think there's a possibility that some retards in 20-30 years read back on Chris's life story and start idolising him, like you say, initially ironically but then some of them will get autistically obsessed and start to think he was some kind of enlightened visionary.

I like to think that people who actually live in the time of Chris, though, can see blatantly how ridiculous his life is and leave it at just enjoying the laughs.
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Oh we already have someone like that here though. His name is @Xenarthran and he genuinely believes Chris didn't do much wrong. Chris' downfall is purely the "trolls' fault" according to him.
 
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sooo anyone else find it interesting this story got leaked the weekend G5 MLP premiers on netflix? I pity Heilburg having to listen to Chris whine for the millionth time in the conference room about how he needs to get release NOW! Because Hasbro still refused to listen to his chimping about cancelling G5.
 
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The Word became flesh and made his dwelling among us. We have seen his glory, the glory of the one and only Son, who came from the Mother, full of semen and nut.
 
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Pissmaster said:
I guess he's got nothing to do but read the Bible in jail and he's reacting to it in, well, the exact way we'd all think he would
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Personally I think Chris is too lazy to read scripture, I think in the pokey he's hearing a fellow inmate rant and rave about the Bible and Chris is just spitting it out in his insane autistic style. Alternatively he might be able to attend some Church service on Sundays I'm thankfully unaware of how that stuff works.

If he gets caught up with the Aryan Brotherhood I firmly believe he'll become White Power Sonichu.
 
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horrorfan89 said:
sooo anyone else find it interesting this story got leaked the weekend G5 MLP premiers on netflix? I pity Heilburg having to listen to Chris whine for the millionth time in the conference room about how he needs to get release NOW! Because Hasbro still refused to listen to his chimping about cancelling G5.
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Well look on the bright side of things Chris, the longer you stay locked up, the less time you'll be seeing G5 during your lifetime, and therefore worrying and complaining about it less.
 
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It's not even a surprise any more. Some well meaning person in the jail gave Chris a bible and the next thing you know he's latched onto it and it's the most important thing in his life. He never changes.

Oh, and "Heal, Cleanse, and Clear Barbara of All of her past sins and regrets, and improve her abilities directly and personally, as her Goddess. We mainly Cuddled, Soul-Bonded, and Talked. Consentful and Emotionally and Mentally Supportive and Healing"? He said it himself, he knows about and understands the concept of "consent" perfectly well.

Since the first time his lawyers will find out about Chris sending this stuff is when they read it here (Hello you poor bastards, by the way) I'm sure their next week or so will be busier than they thought.
 
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