Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[Super Spesh]

Luke 23:34: "And Jesus said, “Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do.” And they cast lots to divide his garments." I call dibs on the medallion.
But in all seriousness, I find it fascinating how he latches on to anything that helps him escape from reality and the consequences of his actions.

 

[Gravemind]

Hope? Lmao. He won't be allowed to function in normal society

He already couldn't function in normal society.

I just recall some people thinking that a month or so in confinement might get him to reevaluate himself and get some sense about him. Instead he's just doubling down.

 

[Null]

He already couldn't function in normal society.

That people still think he's just fucking lazy and needs to get a job is the most wtf shit in the world.

He needs to be in an institution. He should accept a plea deal where he gets into some sort of assisted living situation.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

How many users have claimed to be Jesus? 3 ?

Chris, Brad Watson. Pretty sure there was a third?

Terry Davis thought god was talking to him, but that's the only one I can think of.

 

[AnnLurker]

That people still think he's just fucking lazy and needs to get a job is the most wtf shit in the world.

He needs to be in an institution. He should accept a plea deal where he gets into some sort of assisted living situation.

I mean, he IS lazy, he's just an autistic nutjob as well.

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

Is permitting Null to post the entirety of the letter proof of insanity?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Other Biblical characters Chris could've claimed:

• Baal
• Onan
• Lot
• Lot's neighbors that wanted to rape the angels

Not surprising considering his God Complex...

Onan is the most unchrislike Biblical figure, refused to contribute his seed when God gave the order.

 

[Solid Snek]

How many users have claimed to be Jesus? 3 ?

Chris, Brad Watson. Pretty sure there was a third?

Terry Davis thought god was talking to him, but that's the only one I can think of.

Nick Bravo, an obscure cow who was marginally popular on ED a decade ago, believes himself to be Jesus.

He also thinks that the Biblical "God" is a malevolent entitity, jealous of Nick's Christ power, and is using atheists and the Commuist Party to keep Nick from getting a girlfriend and a career in Hollywood.

 

[Megalodon Jaw]

I really pity any attorney assigned to him. God speed good sir/ma'am god speed

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Nick Bravo, an obscure cow who was marginally popular on ED a decade ago, believes himself to be Jesus.

He also thinks that the Biblical "God" is a malevolent entitity, jealous of Nick's Christ power, and is using atheists and the Commuist Party to keep Nick from getting a girlfriend and a career in Hollywood.

Amy Carlson was another one of these antichrists.

 

[enjoy being dead]

Thanks for correcting me with the verdict on point #1. I am not a lawyer or a legal professional, but I AM a casual enthusiast in legal Autism. And yes, he's doing a really, really shitty job at attempting to gain an insanity plea. The most interesting thing about this is that he's trying the Religious plea mixed with the stereotypical "Yahoo! I'm a flying Mouse bouncing off the walls like Daffy Duck!!!" Cartoon Gag Insanity plea. Here's a tip for those who are in the same situation as our fallen "Angel" Christopher: Don't do this. You're only fooling yourself. For one, Insanity pleas are very, very, VERY hard to win any case with on a good day. And in the United States, insanity pleas are ultra-rare in that regard, with only 1% of criminal cases having such a plea raised and only 25% of THOSE cases within that 1% being successful. Or in layman's terms, they're only successful 0.25% of the time in the United States alone.

Only idiots such as Chris deal in such badly-stacked odds, and since the average criminal's IQ is at least 8-10 points lower than the national average, not going for an insanity plea makes you better than most. So if you want to be smarter than the average Crim, learning to take defeat is the best course of action.

I don't know how it is in Virginia, but I know in some states being declared insane usually only extends the time you spend locked up. There are some systems which hold most "civil commits" in a special area (they were never convicted and therefore need to be segregated from convicts) indefinitely until they are either declared fit to stand trial or sent to a long-term mental health program. It's not quite the same as being an inmate, but it's not like they just let you go (they covered this shit in Cuckoo's Nest, yet people still try it).

Could Chris increase their odds of avoiding mainline prison conditions by playing up their delusions? I have no clue. But, if they are trying to get out of the system entirely and return to their former lifestyle, then I'm pretty sure they are only hurting their case by doing this, with the actual move being to behave yourself and plead for leniency on the condition you go through programming/therapy.

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Is Chris going to hell because of this blasphemy?

Yes. Yes he is.

 

[Pill Cosby]

I'm glad he found Christianity and Islam.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Terry Davis thought god was talking to him, but that's the only one I can think of.

God WAS talking to Terry though.

 

[FunPosting101]

Is Chris going to hell because of this blasphemy?

That depends on whether the christian religion is correct and also that the most literal interpretations of said religion's holy text are the correct ones.

 

[Hambubger]

BUT NULL had to FAIL HIS DESTINED TEST And Betrayed Me, like I was betrayed and jailed with a Kiss over 2000 years ago. NOW, and as of the past-arrest, I have absolutely NO Way to fulfill that repentence, OR anything else Digital. Malachi 3:6-15 I repeat all that personally, Now: All of You had to Overdrama and FAIL Your Worldwide Test of Faith upon me. ->

Chris(t) is Kang

Betrayed by Judas Moon

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Ralph seems to be like barabbas in this story arc

 

[Shibaru]

Man, I was so wrong for thinking Chris would realize his mistakes in jail, I can’t believe he’s gotten so bad to the point of him literally thinking he’s Jesus Christ.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

For all the people posting about insanity or non insanity... I'll just leave these two things here...

1. Insanity doesn't give you freedom or a better option. You just get saved from the death penalty.

2. Autism will not save him. He is capable and he knows it's wrong.

 

[Indo China]

The transmigration of Christian Weston Chandler

 

[ogmudbone]

Man, I was so wrong for thinking Chris would realize his mistakes in jail, I can’t believe he’s gotten so bad to the point of him literally thinking he’s Jesus Christ.

Dude, he said he consentfully bonded with barb. He hasnt learned shit. And the forced from his home line proves he either doesnt care or realize what he did was wrong.