- Joined
- Apr 2, 2016
Okay, so this is actually a plot twist I did not anticipate. Nader is a complete scumbag. He stabbed a fat woman and went to prison for it. He got Chantal addicted to meth within 2 hours of meeting her. He leeches off of stupid obese women and has drug-added prostitutes crawling on his porch at all hours. He steals shoes from WalMart and punches butter golems for sport. He hates the cats, terrifies Peetz, and there is probably a tape of him shaving Chantal's ass and then fucking her.
Yet in one cooking episode, when contrasted with the absolute waste, stupidity, filth, ugliness and pointlessness that is Chantal's life, he's half-way rehabilitated because she is just that gross and nasty and dumb. HE STABBED A WOMAN and I'm all, "Wow, he washed the pans and made a nice dinner with some skill, and I bet he washes his hands after taking a dump, maybe it's time we as a nation forgive Nader for being a degenerate gunt-puncher."
Goddamn it, Chantal.
I really do hope they shack up. I need to see the frantic misery when she realizes that she cannot gorge when he is around, and she cannot gorge in her car on stream because he will see it and confront her. She's going to be reduced to furtively eating alone in parking lots, no sycophants to entertain her as strangers gawp as she double-fists burgers down her throat. The complete personality decompensation will be some hilarious, grim shit and I'm ready for it. Only drawback is I don't want BBJ and Sam exposed to Nader. Maybe Peetz can adopt them. But outside of potential cat abuse, I see no downside for the audience if these two to move in together. May it happen soon.
Yet in one cooking episode, when contrasted with the absolute waste, stupidity, filth, ugliness and pointlessness that is Chantal's life, he's half-way rehabilitated because she is just that gross and nasty and dumb. HE STABBED A WOMAN and I'm all, "Wow, he washed the pans and made a nice dinner with some skill, and I bet he washes his hands after taking a dump, maybe it's time we as a nation forgive Nader for being a degenerate gunt-puncher."
Goddamn it, Chantal.
I really do hope they shack up. I need to see the frantic misery when she realizes that she cannot gorge when he is around, and she cannot gorge in her car on stream because he will see it and confront her. She's going to be reduced to furtively eating alone in parking lots, no sycophants to entertain her as strangers gawp as she double-fists burgers down her throat. The complete personality decompensation will be some hilarious, grim shit and I'm ready for it. Only drawback is I don't want BBJ and Sam exposed to Nader. Maybe Peetz can adopt them. But outside of potential cat abuse, I see no downside for the audience if these two to move in together. May it happen soon.