🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[KaiserBlade]

Imagine making mean memes of the teenage mother of your unborn childs half-brother.

I know this is all you can really expect from the likes of Ralph and Pantsu, but for fuck sake do they not realise how fucking self-destructive all this shit is?

Why not just shut your fat mouth, I mean at this point Ralph must know that he has lost the case surely?

Oh, they know, but they don't even give the beginnings of a fuck. Gunt won't grasp he has lost until he is behind bars again.

 

[3MMA]

Tweets about sharting, (references a Video Clip made of the shart report-in depth.)

No one buys what Gunt denies:

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He might as well have highlighted these things he’s trying to hide. Gunt’s blocking all who mention the shart, as they comment.

 

[Truly Rural]

So a child doesn't get to have a brother for no other reason than Ralph detesting his mother. That's kind of sad. Most people have some family member disliking some other family member, but in most normal families people don't demand everyone hating who they hate or else. May, if she wanted to be normal and civil with the Vickers and Faith wouldn't be granted that freedom. At some point in the future she will refuse to think the way Ralph demands of her about what ever. And thin skinned pig can't have none of that free thinking around him.

Also, when will Pig meet his in laws? Why didnt he go as well? I'm gonna make a wild guess and assume he'd prefer to never ever ever meet them because of how embarrassing he is, and he knows it. But if thing with May lasts long enough, avoiding it will become a problem for the extended family. Would you trust your grandchild with a person that obviously has no face to show, and is hiding like a rat?

I assume they will want to come over around due date or soon after the baby is born if may is still in Ralph's barn for the delivery. Imagine being told not to come, imagine having to wait for May to come with the newborn baby all the way home because the father is so self involved, that inconvenience of welcoming in laws into his barn for a couple of days is more important than the inconvenience of traveling with the baby just so grandparents get to shower it with futile blessings.

This is all just under assumption that they are semi normal people, and they fail to convince her to abort it.

 

[veri]

ralph retweeting the sidechick again, wonder how may feels about it.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

ralph retweeting the sidechick again, wonder how may feels about it.

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Considering May was his side chick what she feels is irrelevant and she can’t say a damned thing about it. Ralph is a serial cheat and if she is dumb enough to believe marriage and a baby will change that she’s a bigger idiot then we even thought.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

ralph retweeting the sidechick again, wonder how may feels about it.

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I'm still convinced she was the one who bought him the purse, the timeframe fits and although Ralph is your typical wigger who thinks that buying/wearing a needlessly expensive item (while also wearing Walmart polos) makes him successful somehow (instead of the reality of being a mark that pays close to 1k for a plastic purse), I can also imagine the middle aged barren woman, desperate to buy his affection convincing him that he looks great wearing it and paying for it.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Hello fellow gamers, while the hadurz were making up allegations that I took the most sensuous and delicious soft serve dump in my drawers I was busy being on camera for 24 hours"

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442149817950646272

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I'm noticing a suspicious lack of boasting about the amount of money he made. He either didn't make that much or had to spend it all on a steam cleaner.

 

[High Tea]

"Hello fellow gamers, while the hadurz were making up allegations that I took the most sensuous and delicious soft serve dump in my drawers I was busy being on camera for 24 hours"

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442149817950646272

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I'm noticing a suspicious lack of boasting about the amount of money he made. He either didn't make that much or had to spend it all on a steam cleaner.

He might have had to pay some of the bigger names, leaving himself with a smaller payday. The lineup had hardly anyone of note until last minute.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He might have had to pay some of the bigger names, leaving himself with a smaller payday. The lineup had hardly anyone of note until last minute.

The biggest name I saw on there was Matt Christiansen and I think the only reason he got on was because he got kicked off of Trovo the day prior.

 

[Keranu]

Also, when will Pig meet his in laws? Why didnt he go as well?

I had wondered if Ralph went to Atlantic City while on a trip to visit the Pantsu ranch. Her parents are from New Jersey, I think? Maybe to discuss wedding plans when he returns to Vegas later this year

Can't really think of why else he would visit another gambling hot spot almost immediately after a two week stay in Vegas.

Oh dear I've given Ralph the benefit of doubt again. Of course he blew off the opportunity to bond with his fiance's family and piss away his money like the true wigger he is.

Seriously is he trying to go bankrupt before his next jail sentence?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

"Hello fellow gamers, while the hadurz were making up allegations that I took the most sensuous and delicious soft serve dump in my drawers I was busy being on camera for 24 hours"

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442149817950646272

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "So, while the haters were making up ridiculo…

archived 26 Sep 2021 17:15:14 UTC

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I'm noticing a suspicious lack of boasting about the amount of money he made. He either didn't make that much or had to spend it all on a steam cleaner.

If that was the "biggest event in [their] sector" this year, then it really shows that Ralph decided to hitch his wagon to something in terminal decline, with no means of escape. I mean fuck, he had 350 live viewers when he shat himself - it was hardly a popular stream, outside of perhaps when bigger names turned up.

I've said previously, Ralph should have just not used racial slurs or talked about the holocaust while he was on YouTube and he would of done so much better for himself. Sure he can pretend to have principles, but fuck me you would have to be a total autist to take him to task for protecting his primary source of income.

 

[LordOdin]

Josh makes a post about DSP. Ralph takes it personally:
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Gator backs up his master with this ice-cold le gem. When someone tells these fags to get a room piggie lashes out:
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At no point was Josh referring to Ralph, the Kill Report or any of their spastic orbiters and yet Ralph and his "crew" were able to spin it into yet another instance of the dang dirty Kiwi Farmers aylawgging them.
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Ralph waves at self-awareness as he passes it by:
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Fuck off Josh no one cares about your opnion he says whilst specifically going to Josh's website to hunt for Josh's opnion.

 

[3MMA]

I'm noticing a suspicious lack of boasting about the amount of money he made. He either didn't make that much or had to spend it all on a steam cleaner.

That’s also quite the weak shart retort, “3rd grade fan fiction….” His sector? Duly noted?

Gunt’s been hitting something too hard; some weird obsessive thoughts, (which to be fair, do happen w/ most people now & then,) substances, or simply too many lawsuits, to develop such particular taste in description. Talking about sectors & duly noting. Duly noting what? That you think your dead air & sharting are important to some imagined sector? If that was remotely true, you’d be too busy to notice the “3rd grade level fan fiction” about your absolute shart, on stream.

He desperately wants people to buy that he’s too busy being successful to care. If that’s success for Gunt’s sector, that’s a low bar. He sat, sharted, didn’t even hit the mute button. All you had to do was hit mute. Successful people don’t generally tweet about silly forum jokes or youtube vids highlighting their shame as the first & only remarks worth giving, after such a big success. He feels shame, this is proof.

Fuck off Josh no one cares about your opnion he says whilst specifically going to Josh's website to hunt for Josh's opnion.

Gunt tends to focus on these ridiculous things, which falsify his statements. He likes to pose as busy, successful, doesn’t care, etc. Comes off insecure. Pwned himself & got pwned because he can’t not shart, nor tweet out his shart retort. & has a long history of this type of behavior (as Odin mentions, w/ social media posts about forums here that have nothing to do w/ him. He lives & breathes this place, particularly notable for such an alleged detractor.

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Isn't Pantsu his producer? Yikes
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442879238479224840

Archive : https://archive.ph/uTxvP

Update: Ralph is attacking disabled persons.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442913801402126337

Archive: https://archive.ph/YR8wm

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Isn't Pantsu his producer? Yikes
Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1442879238479224840

Archive : https://archive.ph/uTxvP
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Isn't it usually Gator who uploads shit?
Couldn't he have done it before going to the dentist? Or did he just wake up five minutes before he had to leave for his appointment, hungover and confused and that's why he couldn't do it himself before now?

 

[Makoto Niijima]

Isn't it usually Gator who uploads shit?
Couldn't he have done it before going to the dentist? Or did he just wake up five minutes before he had to leave for his appointment, hungover and confused and that's why he couldn't do it himself before now?

I don't think you understand, Ralph had show prep to do, That's why he never struggles to have topics to talk about on his streams.

Oh wait .... uhmm nvm he does shit on the fly.

 

[GL09]

Fat bloated alcoholics just can't get the staff these days. You should always be doing it yourself you lazy fuck.

Maybe Ralph can challenge Ricky to a fight in Knoxville, he might actually turn up for that match.

 

[Sam Losco]

Isn't it usually Gator who uploads shit?
Couldn't he have done it before going to the dentist? Or did he just wake up five minutes before he had to leave for his appointment, hungover and confused and that's why he couldn't do it himself before now?

Could be that John Higley, or whatever the name was that showed up in the secureserver data. Whoever it is keeps fucking it up.

It's still not uploaded.

 

[veri]

time to get fucked in the ass in court ralph

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[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

time to get fucked in the ass in court ralph

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“MY LAWYER SAID I’M GOING TO WIN !! YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK YOU DAMN DIRTY ALAWGS FROM FAGGOTFARMS”