Laughable wikiHow guides

Adamska · Sep 30, 2015

This is an artist's rendition of the last thing some poor babysitter saw before being tortured to death and eaten by her wards.

Kirby · Sep 30, 2015

how to kill a silverfish

Ferls · Sep 30, 2015

Zazie said:
http://www.wikihow.com/Amaze-Everyone-With-How-One-Penny-Could-Make-You-Rich
What. I can't maths and even I know this is stupid.

Thanks, WikiHow.

That's not an "amazing" thing to anyone, especially if it's bullshit. The article even mentions "keep going if your friends call you out".
I remember a picture book just like this from my childhood. Wouldn't be surprised if the article ripped right off of it.

Sanae Kochiya · Sep 30, 2015

This is relevant to me right now.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fall-Asleep-Without-Letting-Your-Teacher-Know

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From The Uncanny Valley · Sep 30, 2015

Sanae Kochiya said:
This is relevant to me right now.

http://www.wikihow.com/Fall-Asleep-Without-Letting-Your-Teacher-Know

My teacher's a leprechaun! Perfect!

Zazie · Oct 1, 2015

http://www.wikihow.com/Lose-5-Pounds-in-a-Day
This doesn't sound healthy... 3-4 litres of water a day? Holy hell.

http://www.wikihow.com/Remove-Chewing-Gum-from-a-Dog's-Hair
I think they call that "fur".

http://www.wikihow.com/Dribble-Like-Cristiano-Ronaldo
Step 1: Be Cristiano Ronaldo.

"Learn how to dribble" is step 3. Hold on a second.

http://www.wikihow.com/Talk-Minnesotan
I don't know why I found this as funny as I did.

http://www.wikihow.com/Forgive-a-Cheating-Husband
Step 1: You fucking don't.

http://www.wikihow.com/Find-out-Who-Your-Real-Friends-Are
The amount of entitlement...

Just a note on step 2: some people don't handle a change of plans well. And if you've made plans to go out somewhere and then go "nah I don't wanna let's do this instead", you're the asshole.

"Someone is your friend if they don't make demands of you." But it's okay to make demands of your friends if you're testing them? Okay.

http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-Mean-to-People
:story:

http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Your-Boyfriend
If you need to look up how to love your boyfriend, you probably shouldn't be with him.

http://www.wikihow.com/Decorate-a-Classroom

http://www.wikihow.com/Ditch-School-and-Take-a-Mental-Break
"Learn how to skip school, the right way." :story:

Okay, I lied, I think this wins the entitlement crown.

The Viking of Disapproval · Oct 2, 2015

http://m.wikihow.com/Look-Like-Patrick-Star

Zazie · Oct 3, 2015

http://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Skirt-in-the-Winter
What's up with all the bullshit fashion articles telling people what they can and can't wear? You can wear whatever the fuck kind of skirt you want in the winter. If you don't want your legs to freeze, wear tights. If it's warm enough, don't wear tights. It's not hard.

http://www.wikihow.com/Kiss-Your-Girlfriend-in-Middle-School
If you're in middle school you're too young to have a girlfriend, kid.

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http://www.wikihow.com/Increase-Your-Sperm-Count
Shouldn't you see your doctor about this rather than read shitty articles on the internet?

http://www.wikihow.com/Give-Cattle-Injections

"Always consult a veterinarian before giving a shot to a cow. They can give you more specific tips for your cow." You could say they have the... know-cow.

http://www.wikihow.com/Determine-if-You-Need-Braces
Step 1: Go to a dentist.

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-Super-Powers-in-a-Lucid-Dream
Somehow I don't think you'll remember this article when you're dreaming.

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hermit
Step 1: Stay in the house all day. Eventually, reduce that to only being in one room.

http://www.wikihow.com/Follow-Jesus
Jesus has a Twitter account? Sweet!

http://www.wikihow.com/Break-a-Horse
I didn't know what this actually meant and I got really confused. Why would you want to break an animal, you sick fucks?

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Parents-Proud-of-You

"Your parents probably won't be too proud of you if you're locked up in jail for several different crimes". And if they are, they're shitty parents.

(I hope the images don't fuck up. I've hotlinked them since Imgur isn't being nice to me at the moment, and they seem to be working in the post preview, but...)