DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fragarach]

"How was my day? I would argue that today was a pretty good day"

When did this "I would argue" shit start? (He literally just said it again as I'm typing this)

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

"How was my day? I would argue that today was a pretty good day"

When did this "I would argue" shit start? (He literally just said it again as I'm typing this)

I would argue that it has been going on for the last 2-3 months

 

[Fragarach]

I would argue that it has been going on for the last 2-3 months

Look here you little shit

 

[Optimus Prime]

It doesn't even matter if he goes bankrupt or not.
He has already given DSP about 20K. Think how much he'll have given DSP in a few years time. Now imagine all the things he could've done with that money.

That's already slightly less money than what the full price of my car (after trade in value of the old car and the negotiation stage) was when I bought it this past summer. Which really hammers home how fucked up the whole situation is because in comparison, I figure I'll get at least ten years out of my car so it was a solid investment. How much did that chucklefuck get out of his money?

"How was my day? I would argue that today was a pretty good day"

When did this "I would argue" shit start? (He literally just said it again as I'm typing this)

In all seriousness I bet that kind of attitude from the pigroach is probably him trying to bait people into just giving him an excuse to go on a rant.

 

[Thomas Highway]

"How was my day? I would argue that today was a pretty good day"

When did this "I would argue" shit start? (He literally just said it again as I'm typing this)

Phil's life is horrible

He has to argue with himself.

 

[PieceofShet]

Is he having a slow stream overtime boomer segment? He is!

 

[Lazycunt]

He says that he is adaptable.... like fuck he is

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil’s “Troll Song”, ladies and gentlemen.

It really is difficult to fully explain to people how fucking cringe this guy is.

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I could only take 10 seconds of it. Seriously Phil, if you want to improve your streams, take a fucking improve class, and leave this autistic singing behind.

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

Every time he says he "can't" do overtime, he always does.

Piggy needs to figure out another way to trick his paypigs into tipping early.

Because this "remind them every 15 minutes" shit isn't working.

If he was even sort of competent at his jahhhb he could have an automated alert every 15 minutes, that makes a sound and puts up text saying "please tip me! Here's how!" but that requires effort, which Mr Piggy hates.

 

[actually]

Phil's life is horrible

He has to argue with himself.

Only way he's going to win one, I guess.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Only way he's going to win one, I guess.

This is a man who makes six figures a year and yet is broke on a day to day basis.

He is a miserable thing. Not even deserving of pity.

 

[capefear56]

I dont get how DSP who is arguably more scummier than Wings gets such petty trolling compared to Pepsi Man. Why isnt he getting hookers called to his house, gay porn subscription in the mail, sending literal shit etc if they say they know where he lives and know his phone number. With Wings they got creative how to ban him...putting a penis photo in a persons profile which he has to look into if he wants to block them. They set up traps left and right and Phil...get some messages leaked. Of course he will keep saying...yea not true, that wasnt me bla bla.

Wings is a lot easier to access than Phil thanks to the gated community. I've lived in one of these "enclaves" before and it really is impossible to get through the front gate unless you're invited or hopping the fence. The gate guard calls the house the delivery guy is supposed to drive to and asks if he's supposed to be there before letting him in. Unfortunately that means the pigpen is fairly impervious.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

Wings is a lot easier to access than Phil thanks to the gated community. I've lived in one of these "enclaves" before and it really is impossible to get through the front gate unless you're invited or hopping the fence. The gate guard calls the house the delivery guy is supposed to drive to and asks if he's supposed to be there before letting him in. Unfortunately that means the pigpen is fairly impervious.

lol his 'gated' community had the code posted on some website for months and the fence is a few feet high. It's a gated community in name only.

 

[actually]

Wings is a lot easier to access than Phil thanks to the gated community. I've lived in one of these "enclaves" before and it really is impossible to get through the front gate unless you're invited or hopping the fence. The gate guard calls the house the delivery guy is supposed to drive to and asks if he's supposed to be there before letting him in. Unfortunately that means the pigpen is fairly impervious.

You haven't seen the "gate" right by Phil's condo, have you? It's one of those arms that moves up and down. You can walk right under it and be at his front door in 1 minute.

 

[Coomfucius]

Phil’s “Troll Song”, ladies and gentlemen.

It really is difficult to fully explain to people how fucking cringe this guy is.

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Why does he even bother with singing like a dying animal anymore? Fans of his don’t makes music videos of him anymore. Phil also continues with his zero self awareness streak with lines like: “trolls on the stream lying, stealing, and cheating their way to prominence on my stream.”

 

[capefear56]

You haven't seen the "gate" right by Phil's condo, have you? It's one of those arms that moves up and down. You can walk right under it and be at his front door in 1 minute.

lol his 'gated' community had the code posted on some website for months and the fence is a few feet high. It's a gated community in name only.

Is that true? Then I have no idea why he isn't getting hookers sent to his house.

 

[Tuchincloth]

Long time lurker, on Phil preaching to take the vaccine, yeh it's pretty hypocritical of a fat alcoholic giving medical advice, but surely you guys aren't anti vac retards

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Is that true? Then I have no idea why he isn't getting hookers sent to his house.

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil did. The problem is Phil probably never answers his door, and if anyone strange was there he'd certainly ignore it and hide. He's admitted to getting tons of junk mail and being signed up for a bunch of shit. That's about the only way you can really inconvenience Phil. Wings can be personable, and honestly invites the trolling with his actions.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Is that true? Then I have no idea why he isn't getting hookers sent to his house.

Fuck off.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Those games are made for literal so it makes sense that someone in Phil's audience would create that offense to god.

To be honest I was one way back when the Internet was first starting up in my High school circa '99 to '04 and holy shit does that feel like a century has passed, shit games were shit games then but probably cringe now lol and even then I couldn't access Newgrounds until I had my own internet line once I was a big boy and started to pay the bills d00d!

I wouldn't be surprised if Phil did. The problem is Phil probably never answers his door, and if anyone strange was there he'd certainly ignore it and hide. He's admitted to getting tons of junk mail and being signed up for a bunch of shit. That's about the only way you can really inconvenience Phil. Wings can be personable, and honestly invites the trolling with his actions.

X-bottles video on YT perfectly describes why trolls troll him

For a 400lb. man who thinks 12 is the legal age of consent and hasn't or ever will backtrack on that, that's good reason to remind him he's a pedo or a pedo supporter at least