Lou is *Huuugs* about someone they interact with having a massive concussion 9 months ago and still experiencing memory loss because of it. Memory loss sucks but I'm not really sure if this person is a friend of Lou, or someone Lou interacts with because they have the same kinks.
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How much do you want to bet Ciraeon gave himself a concussion while trying to choke the chicken in some freaky way?
Or even use something like
artbreeder to generate a fursona.
I don't think he would use artbreeder/thisfursonadoesnotexist (if he's smart), because a lot of artfurries get very up in arms about the fact that while its creations may be 'original', it's sourced from a whole bunch of art ripped without permission. Most artists aren't real big on art breeders, since there's ten kinds of skeeviness that goes on surrounding them. Gneech probably doesn't like them, and Lou's a suckup.
What he SHOULD and honestly I don't understand why he doesn't do is get one of the many, many mix-and-match fursona templates that exist out there. They're basically one-time fee dollmaker style lineart packs that you're then allowed to customize, color, and even resell your creations from to your heart's content. Generally not even all that expensive, and quite robust.
How long until Louie starts raping Mama Gags? He does identify himself as "trans" after all, just like Chris. And he has a history of having violent Autistic outbursts, just like Chris. And he has a strong interest in cartoons and comics that is meant for an audience much, much younger than himself, just like Chris. And he's a degenerate pervert, just like Chris. And he's a lazy, jobless lard golem, living rent-free with his mother, and believes it's the responsibility of everyone else to support them and give them everything they ask for, just like Chris. And he's a materialistic shit-stain who is only concerned with mindlessly consuming, just like Chris. I could go on and on, but I think you all get the gist.
I still find it beyond hilarious that Mama Gags dunks on Lou for being the eternal turbovirgin he is. Tbh if we were gonna go with which fat autistic manchild with rage was gonna try and work their mom, my money would have been on Lou.
Also, because I don't think anyone mentioned it, Chris can also draw. Unlike our boy here.
On a related note, I find it odd Gneech would continue to let Lardo Retardo recolour his work over and over, thereby ruining the (already limited) value of the lineart he got. I'm fairly sure artists have a thing about at least being notified of any recolours done to their work, if not outright prohibiting it.
That would require interacting with Lou, though, and if I were Gneech I wouldn't consider it worth it. Plus starving transwoman Lougie contributes to his Patreon, so either that includes the right to recolour his commissions or Gneech considers it unwise to imperil his free money.
Most artists really DO NOT like having their work edited by a client without express permission (largely for pragmatic reasons, would you want people seeing Lou's shitty tittycat edits and thinking that was YOUR work), but Lou is a cheapskate who primarily only orders lineart from people for precisely this purpose, and when it comes to Gneech at the very least he's probably gotten permission.
If I was Gneech I'd give it to him too; on the one hand, the lines already look like shit so no harm done, and on the other the alternative is having Lou ask him to color something fifty times in different eyesearing colors. I can't imagine not taking any option that involves less having to interact with Lou tbh.
