US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[mandatorylurk]

What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

 

[Pig Cups]

Pelosi and Schumer are mostly flailing around hoping that they can pin any shutdown on the Republicans. That will fail though given who controls Congress, so we can expect to see some backtracking over it later this week.

This demonstrates a major caveat to the democrats winning* those two senate seats in GA. In flipping those, they and the media overzealously celebrated and declared an end to “literal nahtzee republikkkan rule.”

Only that’s not what happened. The senate margin is razor-thin at 50-50, with Kamala needed as tie-breaker in any party-line vote. So they don’t have the numerical majority that they crave, let alone a filibuster-proof supermajority. And despite the reality of the senate margins just barely favoring democrats, their breathless framing and celebrating the 2020 senate outcome as a massive win has led an extremely large swath of this country to believe that they actually do have a functionally comfortable majority when they don’t.

Why is this important? Because most people in this country are low-information and fucking illiterate on political matters- most barely think outside of headlines and sound bites. The democrats, media sycophants, and their messaging inadvertently led these people into thinking that team blue were the ones with the majority, not knowing that that’s the ONLY takeaway these folks would glean from the situation- they won’t consider or research the minutiae of the 50-50/tiebreaker circumstance. In these people’s minds, the democrats have the power in Washington, so any fuck-ups and failures that the democrats try to pin on the Republicans won’t stick, and they themselves will be blamed instead. After all, how can it be the fault of the Republicans when the people they’re preaching to believe that the democrats control the house, senate, and WH?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

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What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

98%. I'm extremely confident the medically ineligible category would already make this impossible. This is the confirmation that it was never about herd immunity. Its shut up, sit down, and listen to your betters.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

His logic doesn't make any sense either (shocking, I know)

He seems to forget that us human beings have this thing called an immune system that's supposed to fight off shit naturally. One of the reasons why always being clean (i.e. using sanitizers like every hour) is bad is because it doesn't allow for your immune system to handle and learn how to fight off the bad shit that gets in you. By having almost 100% of people vaccinated, it leads to everyone having weak immune systems that rely on the vaccines or else they will just give up and let the bad shit take-over. Think meth addicts, or even cigarette smokers, that claim they always need their fix or else they can't live cause their bodies will break down and become fucked up.

 

[mold]

They need to find a nonwhite willing to embrace and work with the GOP first lol.

The few nonwhites up there in Oregon and Washington are nutjobs. Unlike California, where there are a lot of nonwhites that could embrace the GOP.

Those two states are filled with faggots as leaders to begin with and always want to outwoke whatever the retards in Sacramento come up with.

Plus that something that recall in California showed, we got democrats willing to declare non whites as honorary whites at this point. Plus they get seen as race traitors and will lose a lot of community bonds and links if they try to help the GOP.

you're living in the past, both states are full of functional middle class mexicans who are completely alienated from electoral politics

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

This demonstrates a major caveat to the democrats winning* those two senate seats in GA. In flipping those, they and the media overzealously celebrated and declared an end to “literal nahtzee republikkkan rule.”

Only that’s not what happened. The senate margin is razor-thin at 50-50, with Kamala needed as tie-breaker in any party-line vote. So they don’t have the numerical majority that they crave, let alone a filibuster-proof supermajority. And despite the reality of the senate margins just barely favoring democrats, their breathless framing and celebrating the 2020 senate outcome as a massive win has led an extremely large swath of this country to believe that they actually do have a functionally comfortable majority when they don’t.

Why is this important? Because most people in this country are low-information and fucking illiterate on political matters- most barely think outside of headlines and sound bites. The democrats, media sycophants, and their messaging inadvertently led these people into thinking that team blue were the ones with the majority, not knowing that that’s the ONLY takeaway these folks would glean from the situation- they won’t consider or research the minutiae of the 50-50/tiebreaker circumstance. In these people’s minds, the democrats have the power in Washington, so any fuck-ups and failures that the democrats try to pin on the Republicans won’t stick, and they themselves will be blamed instead. After all, how can it be the fault of the Republicans when the people they’re preaching to believe that the democrats control the house, senate, and WH?

you overestimate the shepple

they avoided the caretaker covid fiasco
they avoided the "covid doesn't exist, its Trump xenophobia"
they avoided the "vaccine is a fake Trump invention"
they avoided the "largest voter fraud organization"
they avoided the fortification at 4am

why wouldn't they trick the country that everything its fault of the other team?

 

[derpherp2]

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What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

Oh so ignore the science when it comes to booster shots, but rely on them when you need concise answers so you can blame them when it doesnt add up?
TRUST THE SCIENCE GUYS.

 

[NJBear]

 

[Oxous]

There's about... let's say, 15,000 to 20,000 total National Guardsmen in New York. Obviously you can't de-facto disband every unit of it and force all the personnel in it to go work in the hospitals, and then you have to take out the non 'medically trained' Guardsmen, so the manpower available is rather lower. How many nurses and hospital employees are going to be fired tonight? I'm not sure if the numbers will add up for this to work.

 

[tehpope]

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What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

So basically, they want everyone sucking the teat of Big Phrama forever. Its the long game. Basically life as a service. And when the government can't get 97-98% vaccinated, they use that to justify going all authoritarian. Not that they're already taken a ton of authoritarian measures.

 

[Corn Flakes]

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I wouldn't be surprised if the media went full "LOOK AT WHAT THE WHITE SUPREMACISTS ARE DOING!".

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There's about... let's say, 15,000 to 20,000 total National Guardsmen in New York. Obviously you can't de-facto disband every unit of it and force all the personnel in it to go work in the hospitals, and then you have to take out the non 'medically trained' Guardsmen, so the manpower available is rather lower. How many nurses and hospital employees are going to be fired tonight? I'm not sure if the numbers will add up for this to work.

I wonder just how much money they poured into the pockets of the union for them to agree to that shit.

 

[Raoul_Duke]

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There's about... let's say, 15,000 to 20,000 total National Guardsmen in New York. Obviously you can't de-facto disband every unit of it and force all the personnel in it to go work in the hospitals, and then you have to take out the non 'medically trained' Guardsmen, so the manpower available is rather lower. How many nurses and hospital employees are going to be fired tonight? I'm not sure if the numbers will add up for this to work.

Seriously, what the fuck is with this? That shrew, the stupid sign language cock gargler on the right. . .Jesus FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK GRENADE, we're not going to make it to 2050, much less 2025, are we?

 

[CrippleThreat]

Seriously, what the fuck is with this? That shrew, the stupid sign language cock gargler on the right. . .Jesus FUCKING CHRIST ON A POGO STICK GRENADE, we're not going to make it to 2050, much less 2025, are we?

That's the plan! Trust it!

 

[Spiteful Crow]

Meanwhile, in Chicago

Happened on Saturday at a Chicago Ulta

 

[Oxous]

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There's about... let's say, 15,000 to 20,000 total National Guardsmen in New York. Obviously you can't de-facto disband every unit of it and force all the personnel in it to go work in the hospitals, and then you have to take out the non 'medically trained' Guardsmen, so the manpower available is rather lower. How many nurses and hospital employees are going to be fired tonight? I'm not sure if the numbers will add up for this to work.

Ok I went and answered my own question. As of Sept. 22, according to state data, New York has roughly 450,000 hospital workers. Also according to state data, only 85% of them are vaccinated which means... roughly 67,000 employees are unvaccinated and going to be fired tonight. That's more than 3 times the size of the entire National Guard. THIS POLICY IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE WITHOUT MASSIVE MANPOWER SHORTAGES. But she's implementing it anyways. Jesus fuck

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Basically life as a service.

Holy shit i just got chills... this is really no different than "games as a service"

All the non-vaxers are "Free To Play" players while the people that keep getting boosters are the whales that keep buying "premium money" to get all the good shit that destroys the free players.

 

[derpherp2]

So basically, they want everyone sucking the teat of Big Phrama forever. Its the long game. Basically life as a service. And when the government can't get 97-98% vaccinated, they use that info to justify going all authoritarian. Not to mention they're already taken a ton of authoritarian measures.

What statistic has EVER been 97%/98% of the population biden?
If Obesity can't even reach that high, how can you expect vaccines to be this high?
gonna try aiming for 120% next? Like the amount of people that voted for you?

 

[Meat Target]

Holy shit i just got chills... this is really no different than "games as a service"

All the non-vaxers are "Free To Play" players while the people that keep getting boosters are the whales that keep buying "premium money" to get all the good shit that destroys the free players.

Welcome to the Black Mirror.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Ok I went and answered my own question. As of Sept. 22, according to state data, New York has roughly 450,000 hospital workers. Also according to state data, only 85% of them are vaccinated which means... roughly 67,000 employees are unvaccinated and going to be fired tonight. That's more than 3 times the size of the entire National Guard. THIS POLICY IS IMPOSSIBLE TO ENFORCE WITHOUT MASSIVE MANPOWER SHORTAGES. But she's implementing it anyways. Jesus fuck

I wonder how many of those Nat Guardsmen are of Marine stock. Really, I just want to see some politician in NYC get stuck with a Crayola Nasal Swab at the end of an eager grunt.

Either she's game for Career Suicide, or she's gonna back down. Either way, its gonna be interesting.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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What a dick munching thing to say, even for a senile old sniffer.

98%. I'm extremely confident the medically ineligible category would already make this impossible. This is the confirmation that it was never about herd immunity. Its shut up, sit down, and listen to your betters.

His logic doesn't make any sense either (shocking, I know)

He seems to forget that us human beings have this thing called an immune system that's supposed to fight off shit naturally. One of the reasons why always being clean (i.e. using sanitizers like every hour) is bad is because it doesn't allow for your immune system to handle and learn how to fight off the bad shit that gets in you. By having almost 100% of people vaccinated, it leads to everyone having weak immune systems that rely on the vaccines or else they will just give up and let the bad shit take-over. Think meth addicts, or even cigarette smokers, that claim they always need their fix or else they can't live cause their bodies will break down and become fucked up.

Funny thing about that. My mom just relayed this to me:
https://www.wral.com/coronavirus/dozens-of-unc-health-workers-quit-over-vaccine-mandate/19886823/

Sixty UNC Health employees have resigned rather than get vaccinated against coronavirus, health system officials said Tuesday. System officials had given some 30,000 workers until Tuesday to get their shots or face termination, but on Monday, they pushed that deadline back to Nov. 2. More than 1,000 unvaccinated employees are now on probation and have six weeks to get their shots. "We never anticipated that we would be standing outside UNC Medical Center the evening of [Sept.] 21 asking people to turn in their ID badges," said Dr. Matt Ewend, chief clinical officer for UNC Health. "There would always be a period where there would be consequences but where folks would have a chance to correct their actions and become compliant and stay with us.”

Some UNC Health workers told WRAL News that they're concerned about the safety of the available vaccines, their quick roll-out and potential long-term side-effects. "I quit a job that I literally loved because I didn’t want to put something in my body," said Brittany Minahan, whose last nursing shift at Wayne UNC Healthcare, in Goldsboro, was Sunday. Minahan received a religious exemption from vaccination, but she resigned after being told she would need to undergo coronavirus testing twice a week. "Why are we not testing the people who are vaccinated?" she asked. "You are discriminating [against] me for not taking the vaccine.”

Laurie Scherbekow, a nurse at North Carolina Heart & Vascular, a UNC Health cardiology practice in Smithfield, also obtained a religious exemption from getting vaccinated and is staying on the job, despite her opposition to the mandate. "It absolutely is about our freedom. We should have the freedom to choose,” Scherbekow said. "I cried and prayed. I even asked God, ‘If I am wrong. Show me that I am wrong.’” Ewend argued that the vaccines are safe and effective, noting that almost every COVID-19 patient on a ventilator at UNC Medical Center, in Chapel Hill, wasn't vaccinated.

“There is real support among our workforce for this [mandate],” he said. "It makes for a safer working environment, and that’s what we are supposed to bring to our patients and each other.” UNC Health's hospitals are already stretched thin in terms of staffing during the pandemic, Ewend said, but officials are planning for the possibility of more vacancies after the Nov. 2 deadline. "It was never our intention to lose a single person," he said. "We have contingency plans to mobilize folks and get them into the clinical settings so we can continue to care for the sickest people in North Carolina.”

https://archive.is/Gg0fn

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Yeah, 97-98% ain't happening, Sleepy Joe. Now fuck off.