09/24/2021 "Fuck Trovo Festival" 24 hour Stream - Groyper Mega Stream - DeadAirapalosa - Now's Ralph's chance to be a [Big Gunt]!

[RichardRApe]

"Everybody loves their own brand." -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers.

"I've never been brand specific." -Ethan Ralph, Ronnie Ralph's bastard son

 

[The First Fag]

DAMN YOU JAWSH CONNER MOON - THAT FAGGOT USED HIS PEDO COCK ON MY ASSHOOOLE MAKING IT LOOSE AND CAUSING ME TO SHIT MYSELF!

It hurts that I can imagine him saying that unironically. Though nowhere near as much as the image of that hurting.

Nickocado avocado has shit himself in videos, I think. Backdoor accidents happen for him often enough that he has a song for it

What will Ethan Ralph's brown surprise song be?

Please god no

 

[AltisticRight]

KWF's autism thunderdome is more entertaining than the piggy's worthless streams.

 

[The First Fag]

I'm serious. I have nothing but contempt for you and I'm tired of pretending I don't. I tolerate religion because it keeps people less intelligent than me in line.

As a high functioning autist, even I have to rate that shit as autistic.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Here's the irony Ralph. Had you not decided to copy Daddy Dick and put yourself on cam, you could have had plausible deniability.

*brap*
"Aw Gator, that was really nasty, you need to excuse yourself"

then you two do some kind back and forth that spirals into you eventually beating Gator back into his kennel. Ya fucked up Ralph, ya done fucked up.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

EDIT: What’s with Null’s and Ethan’s hateboner for each other anyways?

Can someone explain this?

I get that you're baitposting, but since the road to the hateboner isn't immediately clear because logically, there's no reason for it, I'll bite.

So, despite a few years of being friendly online with each other, Ralph acquired the hateboner for Null after Null did a stream where he joked that maybe it is "time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn".

That's it. That joke was what triggered it.

The context for why the joke was made is not simple (if you want to spend a week learning the lore, find the Simpspiracy trashfire thread) but basically the context was the huge amount of bad blood towards Ralph and how that blew back on everyone around Ralph (in this case, to the point of people, including Null, losing monthly income), the joke solution to this problem being...well you get the idea.

Ever since Ralph has been full BPD girlfriend who got dumped mode and Null has been poking back.

 

[instythot]

I'm serious. I have nothing but contempt for you and I'm tired of pretending I don't. I tolerate religion because it keeps people less intelligent than me in line.

Hey, @AltisticRight can we get the top hat changed to fedora?

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Hey, @AltisticRight can we get the top hat changed to fedora?

That's more of a @Null thing for Xenforo, IIRC only admins can change/add/remove emotes.

 

[Spectre_06]

KWF's autism thunderdome is more entertaining than the piggy's worthless streams.

That's why he reads it during streams, and dedicates sections of his shows to reading what we say in it. Ralph knows this is the truth.

 

[Kier]

I've said it before, but Ralph definitely has a severe chronic case of Acid Relux. Just the way he clears his throat constantly. Of course, one symptom of all of this is regular Diarrhea since the stomach acid just dissolves your shit. I bet Ralph shits himself regularly.

Acid Reflux symptoms are also very closely tied to Ulcers. Maybe that GOSH DARN JAWSHUWA MOON used his supreme powers of torment to burn holes in Ethan Ralph's stomach

 

[Cliff em all]

No, but I noticed from the video it sounded like he was inhaling pretty deeply.

"Everybody loves their own brand." -Fat Bastard, Austin Powers.

I honestly think he does have a shit fetish.

in the gunt tape he literally thumbs fai's ass and sniffs

 

[Cliff em all]

Sorry for doubleposting but Ralph, you had a 24 hour livestream, filled with autists, and all you could manage a 20 page thread, most of that based off a couple seconds of you shitting yourself. Congratulations, your show is now the Kumite, and you're the new tonka.

 

[thegooddoctor]

@Delicious Diversity thanks for the tip
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Ffs, this man puts Chris’s incontinence to shame

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I'm serious. I have nothing but contempt for you and I'm tired of pretending I don't. I tolerate religion because it keeps people less intelligent than me in line.

This post is a prime example that as well as having a tophat sticker, we need a fedora sticker.

This dude is euphoric.

 

[Captain Manning]

I get that you're baitposting, but since the road to the hateboner isn't immediately clear because logically, there's no reason for it, I'll bite.

So, despite a few years of being friendly online with each other, Ralph acquired the hateboner for Null after Null did a stream where he joked that maybe it is "time to sacrifice Ralph to the corn".

That's it. That joke was what triggered it.

The context for why the joke was made is not simple (if you want to spend a week learning the lore, find the Simpspiracy trashfire thread) but basically the context was the huge amount of bad blood towards Ralph and how that blew back on everyone around Ralph (in this case, to the point of people, including Null, losing monthly income), the joke solution to this problem being...well you get the idea.

Ever since Ralph has been full BPD girlfriend who got dumped mode and Null has been poking back.

From my point of view, Ralph plays up the whole "Null vs. Ralph" angle far more than Null. Null's main contribution to this seems to be taking the occasional shot at Ralph, and then letting nature run its course here on KF. Case in point, Null simply added two words ("Ralph sharted") into Happenings, and we're off to the races. He didn't even make and post the video clip of the shart heard 'round the Internet.

Whenever Null (or even just KF) gets under Ralph's skin, Ralph basically chimps out and equates Null to Carlos the fuckin' Jackal. Claiming, inter alia, that the "authorities" are closing in on him for various unspecified or ridiculous reasons. All the while, Ralph conveniently omits the part where the Commonwealth of Virginia has the Sword of Damocles hanging over his head right now in the form of a criminal case. Projection much?

I'm sure there's plenty of people that don't like Null. Perhaps even people in this very thread. But I'm also sure most (if not all) of them would rather be in Null's shoes than Ralph's right about now. Unless they're fucking brain damaged.

TL;DR: People fling shit at Ralph because of Ralph. Not out of some sense of loyalty to Null. Ralph became a cow "organically," and people still talk about Ralph here because he keeps fucking up and has no absolutely no chill. He's a cow through and through.

 

[AnOminous]

He didn't even make and post the video clip of the shart heard 'round the Internet.

He adamantly refused to create a Gunt subforum until it was completely undeniable that Ralph had become a complete lolcow.

 

[Captain Manning]

He adamantly refused to create a Gunt subforum until it was completely undeniable that Ralph had become a complete lolcow.

It is a good thing too, because the number of people and topics that surround the Gunt now constitute more branches than exist on the Tree of Sephiroth.

 

[NulWillBecomeTranny]

This post is a prime example that as well as having a tophat sticker, we need a fedora sticker.

This dude is euphoric.

You can't beat me with facts and logic so you have to resort to ad hominem stickers. I don't own a fedora. Okay?

 

[HarblMcDavid]

From my point of view, Ralph plays up the whole "Null vs. Ralph" angle far more than Null. Null's main contribution to this seems to be taking the occasional shot at Ralph, and then letting nature run its course here on KF. Case in point, Null simply added two words ("Ralph sharted") into Happenings, and we're off to the races. He didn't even make and post the video clip of the shart heard 'round the Internet.

Whenever Null (or even just KF) gets under Ralph's skin, Ralph basically chimps out and equates Null to Carlos the fuckin' Jackal. Claiming, inter alia, that the "authorities" are closing in on him for various unspecified or ridiculous reasons. All the while, Ralph conveniently omits the part where the Commonwealth of Virginia has the Sword of Damocles hanging over his head right now in the form of a criminal case. Projection much?

I'm sure there's plenty of people that don't like Null. Perhaps even people in this very thread. But I'm also sure most (if not all) of them would rather be in Null's shoes than Ralph's right about now. Unless they're fucking brain damaged.

TL;DR: People fling shit at Ralph because of Ralph. Not out of some sense of loyalty to Null. Ralph became a cow "organically," and people still talk about Ralph here because he keeps fucking up and has no absolutely no chill. He's a cow through and through.

I generally agree, and I think your thesis matches mine for the most part though you may have misinterpreted what I meant by "poking back" and "blew back" so allow me to clarify just in case.

I used "poking" as minimizing term to imply that the antagonism was primarily coming from Ralph, and "blew back" was used to avoid the paragraphs long summary of the fallout from that situation about how the series of events Ralph set in motion caused damage to, in most cases quite seriously, the people around Ralph, even if they weren't directly fucked with by those fucking with Ralph and Dick during the Simpspiracy drama.

Which again speaks to the silliness of the situation; Ralph was central to the Simpspiracy blowing up like it did (both because of his actions and existing animus towards him due to previous actions) and the snowball of drama that followed caused extensive damage to people around Ralph and unrelated people on NP2, easily making it the most damaging thing he has ever been involved in causing, yet the joking jab about sacrificing Ralph to the corn was enough to send him into full thermonuclear launch mode ever since.

 

[Sam Losco]

Part 1 is up behind the paywall:


I'm getting it now and will compress it and put it on Mega.