Orbiter Faith Vickers / Zoomer Girl / Fai Fai - Ethan Ralph's adolescent ex

Contents of the diary?

  • Boring, nothingburger document of some average teenager.

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  • Spicy deets.

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Stoneheart said:
Are those stores realy for children in the US?

also since when are those no good gifts? or is this just shitting on the gunt?
Is a 450$ high end shrek plush not a good anniversary gift? help pls!
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Fuck knows, I could imagine either scenario:
Faith lying about Ralph taking her there when she requested it as a dunk.
Likewise, I can believe Ralph thought his young bride-to-be was of an age a teddy bear was a perfect gift - what a creep!
 
Stoneheart said:
What? im just asking for a frend--

Shrek - Steiff.com

Courageous Shrek is now available as a collector’s item made of the finest green mohair. He is 42 cm tall.
www.steiff.com www.steiff.com
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Why does a stuffed animal cost so much?

Anyway, getting a build-a-bear as the only present for your pregnant girlfriend who you groomed out of high-school and convinced to leave her family to live a life of luxury in her "own wing of the house" with you is fucking pathetic.

Even worse when you remember that Ralph cut her off from the outside world, monitored anything that was sent to her and did not allow her to receive birthday packages from family and friends (which I'm sure he kept to re-gift or pawn or something because a cheap fuck like him that fishes burgers out of the trash is not going to throw away anything).

I have no idea about the one you linked, it seems to be some type of collector thing and I imagine it holds some type of special meaning to the person, not to mention the cost, so it probably would make a good gift as long as the person has expressed some type of interest in it (or you know they would appreciate it).
 
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After extensive research, hiring multiple private detectives, cross referencing her social media interactions and using a network of sock accounts to contact Faith and ply her for information I have finally managed to reveal the identity of her new boyfriend. He was right under our noses the whole time...
This was the final clue:
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It was the Eldest Fag all along.
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Mr E. Grifter said:
After extensive research, hiring multiple private detectives, cross referencing her social media interactions and using a network of sock accounts to contact Faith and ply her for information I have finally managed to reveal the identity of her new boyfriend. He was right under our noses the whole time...
This was the final clue:
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Can't be. She's not a blond Puerto Rican. The amount of filters. It's a completely different person. Looks like they are at Disney again. The child is going to be spoiled. I feel bad the kid had to wear a cumbersome costume all day to make his mom happy. Babies and animals don't want to be in those. It's to make the parent or owner feel special and get social media likes.
 
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High Tea said:
Looks like they are at Disney again. The child is going to be spoiled. I feel bad the kid had to wear a cumbersome costume all day to make his mom happy. Babies and animals don't want to be in those.
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yeah. also

>4 months old
>old enough to finally enjoy disney

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verifymejoshuaconnormoon said:
yeah. also

>4 months old
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Im really curious as to how well off the Vickers are? I mean hes owns something akin to a pawnstore right? It cannot be cheap to be a commiefornian.
They had some major expenses last year like the richmonds trip(s?), Faiths uninsured hospital stay(s)?
This is like what the third trip to Disneyland this year? The vickers in general seem to have really comfortable standard of living
Vickers pays Faiths salary and if i recall his wife had some sort of diease that made it so she couldn't work?
How much can a pawnstore owner make? Im just saying it would be hilarious if Mr vickers was as unresponsible with money as Ethan Ralph but is just better at hiding it trough debt trickery.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
What the Gunt Family Vickers should really do is to see out these protective orders and completely disengage with everything. Ralph, the Farms, etc. Faith hasn't even locked down her Facebook, it would take 5 minutes and would go a long way to solve the issue of people trying to track what her and Xander are up to. In a few years noone would even care or remember who they are.

It's fucking stupid and straight up inviting trouble into their lives.
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People have been telling Vickers this for over a fucking year now. Every personality featured on this sub-forum has a terminal aversion to taking good advice.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Im really curious as to how well off the Vickers are?
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i have been as well. their house is pretty small for the amount of people living in it and the pictures shown of mr. vicker's office look messy. that and the amount of kids they're raising. his store does have good reviews though mentioning the better supply of coins compared to other places so he's probably making good enough money from that. even then that doesn't explain the frequent disney trips.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Im really curious as to how well off the Vickers are? I mean hes owns something akin to a pawnstore right? It cannot be cheap to be a commiefornian.
They had some major expenses last year like the richmonds trip(s?), Faiths uninsured hospital stay(s)?
This is like what the third trip to Disneyland this year? The vickers in general seem to have really comfortable standard of living
Vickers pays Faiths salary and if i recall his wife had some sort of diease that made it so she couldn't work?
How much can a pawnstore owner make? Im just saying it would be hilarious if Mr vickers was as unresponsible with money as Ethan Ralph but is just better at hiding it trough debt trickery.
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If I recall correctly, Mrs. Vickers suffers from Hashimoto's Disease and works as some sort of nurse or nurse adjacent position at a hospital. I would guess that the Vickers family is decidedly middle class.

I would have suspected that Vickers' business took a large SBA loan granted by the federal government to tithe over the fallout from COVID-19. But I did the leg work to look it up, and I found that while Vickers did take a loan, it was for a modest $4866. Vickers may have also gotten an additional loan from the California state government, but I think the truth is that he's simply having a good year.

Pawn shops make the most money in desperate situations where people are looking to sell off their possessions quickly to make a quick buck. Desperate sellers make better profit margins. I wouldn't be surprised if Vickers is having a particularly good couple of years due to the COVID crisis causing people to scramble for quick cash and move their investments around.
 
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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Im really curious as to how well off the Vickers are? I mean hes owns something akin to a pawnstore right? It cannot be cheap to be a commiefornian.
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I won't speak to pawnshop operation details but allow me to suggest that if you aren't living in or around the major metro areas or hot vacation areas (the vacation home parts of Tahoe for example) in CA, your costs go waaaaaaaay down.

This is not consistently true as a major company moving into a low cost area can multiply property values quickly, but costs in shitty areas are in some cases on par with areas of the midwest and other more rural "less desirable" locations from the research I did.

The primary issue is dealing with the shitty laws, as those apply almost equally in metro and rural areas of CA with the exception of CCW permits which are county sheriff discretion and thus most rural areas are "shall issue".

If the Vickers didn't act like white niggers and spend every dollar earned they could easily be sitting on a healthy nest egg of investments if the pawnshop was successful, and as a result be able to sit out the pandemic especially if they don't have many or any non-family employees to take care of, and especially if papa Vickers took advantage of online shopping's rise during the pandemic to continue moving inventory.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
After extensive research, hiring multiple private detectives, cross referencing her social media interactions and using a network of sock accounts to contact Faith and ply her for information I have finally managed to reveal the identity of her new boyfriend. He was right under our noses the whole time...
This was the final clue:
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Holy shit those filters ... looks like someone threw a bucket of corn starch in her face.
 
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