Skitzocow Kindness / Alyssa Jo Frauens / @KindKinkster / AJ Frauens / Stella Lawrence / Zion Stellar and Paul Mendoza / Bonnie Nelson / @BonnieMakes - LF BPD munchie furry dogsitter to pee in bathtub and eat all my food, inquire inside, hourly rates

From the sound of things, Alyssa's new angle might not be a bad plan; she's currently without a job, crazier than a bag of porcupines, and has a vagina she's willing to open to anyone and everyone. She's also found a population of men who are the perfect intersection of dumb, sex-starved, the right checklist of identities to grift pitybux, and have already shown a willingness to follow orders.
To quote kiwifarms scripture, couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people.
 
Kevin clearly could care less if they raise alpaca or do any actual work, he would be satisfied to just tweet, collect griftbucks and buy plastic bullshit. But it seems like Penny might have a bit more foresight that they need to look like more than just a bunch of trannies living in a house together. They state their mission to be that they are a place for wayward queers to go and work together communally, and at some point sustain themselves by doing this and expand and be able to help more people. (I don't think this will ever happen, but this is what Penny wants the public perception of them to be.) I would think he would be aware enough to see that this could lead to bad news for them if the other founding member decides to take off to get some crazy bitch strange whenever he can...

RE: Penny and work.

Yes, I would not be shocked at all if Phillelope actually has researched and has knowledge of places like Twin Oaks, Acorn, and East Wind Farm. These three places are related--Twin Oaks and Acorn being just outside of Louisa, VA. East Wind is in Missouri somewhere (they make pretty good natural peanut butter--my local grocery stores sell it).
East Wind was founded (I think) in the 70s or early 80s--by a group with Kat Kincade, one of the original founders of Twin Oaks from 1969. These places are STILL ACTIVE! But it wasn't easy. There were--and are--a LOT of tension, hiccups, and Kevins/Kindness types. Is It Utopia Yet? was written by Kat when she was alive and she covers all this. Wouldn't be shocked if Phillelope has read it too.

Point I'm making is, I have zero doubt that Penny WORKS and that Penny sincerely wants to make a real go of replicating Twin Oaks, Acorn, or East Wind with the caveat of it being Troonz country only. And that's okay to niche out. But I wouldn't be shocked if Penny knew that in order for the Troonch to survive, expand, and spin off, you need:

* Work credit system or something similar. Chores don't do themselves and there is a household to run.
* Outside income--Twin Oaks did this by making hammocks for Pier 1, book indexing on site, and making Tofu on site which was sold to grocery stores.
* A philosophy. Not sure if Penny has one, but he may.
* A homogenous mindset. Otherwise you'll get all the Kevins and Kindnesses and the Troonch fails.

Yes, Penny is a huge faggot and has his flaws, but I think his heart is probably in the right place.
 
Originally posted this in the Tranch thread but, yeah, I am also wondering if Bonnie is going to quietly discontinue HRT in order to have PIV sex with Kindness. He'll be away from the communal estrogen cult where they all inject together. There won't be any social enforcement of medication schedules, especially because Kindness is clearly unmedicated herself.

If he has been regularly taking hormones and then just stops taking them cold turkey, I wonder if it could result in some roid rage type situation?

Fucking with your hormone levels like that is definitely not good for your mental health.
 
From the sound of things, Alyssa's new angle might not be a bad plan; she's currently without a job, crazier than a bag of porcupines, and has a vagina she's willing to open to anyone and everyone. She's also found a population of men who are the perfect intersection of dumb, sex-starved, the right checklist of identities to grift pitybux, and have already shown a willingness to follow orders.

She's literally setting up to run her own little plantation of troons where she's the slavemaster. She can sit around in the bathtub tweeting to herself all day and night while her serfs go out and work jobs like paypigs and then bring it home to Alyssa.
Not a bad plan, actually. Solves her 'help I don't want to work' problem and her rent problem in one go, and she'll have a whole harem of desperate troons to wait on her hand and foot.
It's like watching Janet Reno go to Texas. We should probably stock up on Marshmellows for the big bonfire.
 
I can't believe he's nuking his marriage for a girl he's met like three times in person. It's truly amazing.

I wonder if Penny finally realizes that everyone on the ranch is disposable, including her, because none of them have the emotional stability to be loyal.
I can: this is the same guy who "curbstomped" a terf, helped Penny see Earls everywhere, keeps yammering about his guns, hated that his mom got more money than him when his pedodad died even though he got a truck and some extra cash, and picked a fight with someone in the #westcliff hashtag when that person said "it is for community happenings not personal ones". I don't think he sees things the same way us slightly more normal humans do, if you catch my drift.

Penny might be pretending not to. I wouldn't really blame him if he went into denial. So much has been invested, they should have quit sooner to spare this eventual burnout.
Wait, this thing is only 29?!!

It looks at least 40ish yo on meth.
This is what Adderall abuse, excessive weed, a very probable eating disorder, bad sleep from her numerous mania episodes, and constant stress from EVERYTHING being a crisis does to a mf. Couple all that with her being white without melanin to help preserve her skin and she's basically a human banana.

For my fellow kiwis off the beauty parlor, do me a favor and stay hydrated. Make sure to moisturize and wear sunblock too, even if you have a penis, so you can look younger than most cows your age. You're worth it :tomgirl:
 
* A homogenous mindset. Otherwise you'll get all the Kevins and Kindnesses and the Troonch fails.

Yes, Penny is a huge faggot and has his flaws, but I think his heart is probably in the right place.
'Haha-hee-haha! You said "homo'", that means men having sex with men and that's like totally gay, dudes. This is the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch, faggit, we're all bros here and that means ABSOLUTELY NO HOMO!! Wait, uh-oh bro, I think I've got this wrong; we're supposed to be like lesbians or something but better. Lesbians with balls. And guns...'

On a serious note, the commune will run its course and the members will scatter to the four winds. Either that or there will be a Troonstown massacre.
 
Veronica Bitter/Andy Blake was a nanny too? Or is there another hobbit channeler out there?
Nah, that's the one. I don't think Andy was a nanny, I meant she is an FTM, and now rather boring.

I am hoping Kindness will eclipse Bitter/Blake, but Andy did rewrite Harry Potter, taking it away from Queen TERF. I think that earned Queen FTM points.
 
This is what Adderall abuse, excessive weed, a very probable eating disorder, bad sleep from her numerous mania episodes, and constant stress from EVERYTHING being a crisis does to a mf. Couple all that with her being white without melanin to help preserve her skin and she's basically a human banana.
Plus hormones. I think unless someone is already fortunate enough to look quite attractive in an androgynous sort of way, pumping themself full of estrogen/testosterone rarely does anything favorable for their appearance.

Which is impressive, because (when compared to the very, very, VERY low bar set by most trannies we see on here) Alyssa wasn't starting from a terrible place looks-wise and managed to absolutely tank in in about a year's worth of time.
 
Bonnie tweeted a study in her defense that suggested that psychogenic blindness is possible in DID alters.

If I can find the study, I'll take a look. But since I don't even believe in DID, I bet the study basically just says that in a small percentage of BPD bitches, x amount pretend their alters have disabilities for extra asspats

Psychogenic blindness is part of the manifestations of "Conversion" as a coping mechanism and part of the clinical manifestations of what used to be known as hysteria, then neurosis and now as "conversive disorder".


Interestingly many cluster B personality disorders tend to fall back onto conversion aa a coping mechanism. Why? It feeds them the attention they want by playing a victim, having an excuse to shift blame (YOU made me go blind/lose my arm sensitivity/deaf with your abuse!) and drawing away any potential accusations their way.

Very few cases are any real, and this study Boner retweeted makes it clear this is "psychogenic", aka "I am pretending to be blind so hard my brain believed that shit and shaped the nervous system accordingly".

Kindness though? Bitch is just larping.
 
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Plus hormones. I think unless someone is already fortunate enough to look quite attractive in an androgynous sort of way, pumping themself full of estrogen/testosterone rarely does anything favorable for their appearance.

Which is impressive, because (when compared to the very, very, VERY low bar set by most trannies we see on here) Alyssa wasn't starting from a terrible place looks-wise and managed to absolutely tank in in about a year's worth of time.

A lot of it is also just good old body and face upkeep; her health is likely in shambles due to her mental roller coaster, manic phases, and whatever cocktail of drugs she's ingesting. Being glued to some form of recipient of her outpouring- twitter, Bonbons, her neglected pets, "seizures", etc- doesn't leave much time for skincare routines and healthy diet planning.
 
Why is everyone assuming Philellope is on Sky's side in this? Did I miss something? He's a fucking idiot if he allows Alyssa back, of course, but I don't remember seeing any tweets from him backing up Sky, just silence.

Phillellope seems the kinda guy to just sit there and shut up, to me, until it becomes obvious whose side is most advantageous to be on. He might be the boss in name, but he's a gutless fucker. Look at how he allows Kevin to laze about doing fuck all but drain what little electricity they have.

Bonnie's mum bought the ranch, didn't she? No way Phillellope is going against her and Bonnie. He might want to keep crazy Alyssa away, but the need to Be Accepting is going to trump Sky pointing out that Alyssa's lying. For all the bullshit Phil said in the past about the strict conditions for who joins the ranch, it's always been the case of you get in if you're fucking a ranch member. Kev, the shiteater and Sky wouldn't be there if that weren't the case.

Sky is going back to New York with his tail between his legs, and Bonnie back to the ranch with Alyssa in tow, hopefully in time for the winter snows so they're all shut in together. Cannot wait.
 
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