Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Exigent Circumcisions]

This is so fucking clown world I wish a REAL pandemic like an air-transmitted variant of Ebola would strike, and then see how how 'muh freedoms' these idiots get.

Well, as long as you admit that covid isn't a real pandemic, I feel pretty comfortable ignoring your histrionics.

 

[JokahBaybee]

 

[moocow]

SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Huh. I'm astonished by two elements of this amusing incident. First, that an antifa pussy actually managed to acquire a firearm without crying enough at the gun store to fail his background check, load it with ammunition without accidentally swallowing a few rounds first (shiny candy), ready it to fire without cutting himself, raise it up to take aim to fire without breaking his limp wrists, fire it without shooting himself and actually score a hit rate greater than 0% on a target he actually wanted to hit. Second, that the government is actually fucking doing something about it for once.

That second point can't be overstated. Holy shit, they're actually charging an antifa turd with assault with a deadly weapon. This is a major shift in public policy by the government -- previously the SOP has been "catch and release" with no follow-up whenever antifa hurts somebody.

I am not surprised that the faggot failed to kill anyone, that he ran like a bitch and immediately tried to discard his cosplay outfit, got caught doing so, was narc'ed out by his own girlfriend (no honor among thieves), is a scrawny little wimp and is an internet edgelord.

I deserve rainbows for it but I sincerely hope he actually sees prison time for this.

Also, I'm delighted to see SA eat some shit via guilt-by-association instead of KF for a change. Fuck goons. They deserve all the shit the universe can heap on them. Hell, they deserve that and more just for ruining EVE Online.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

Goons have always been faggots.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Well, as long as you admit that covid isn't a real pandemic, I feel pretty comfortable ignoring your histrionics.

It totally isn't a real pandemic. With such a tiny death percentage, and almost all of them among the elderly, I'd consider it nothing then Mother Nature cleaning up the human population. However the sooner it's done with the better, and anti-vaxxers are just slowing the shit down and allowing new variants to rise as they refuse to get immunity.

 

[Thumb Butler]

That vagina philtrum thing he's got going really bothers me

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No wonder he wants to wear a mask.

 

[ChefKiss]

I'm only here to prosecute dumbfucks who think I'm a real singular human and not a group of federal agents

again, how long until you unload into a crowd of boomers?

 

[Un Platano]

Sure we can.

Frankly, I think it's hilarious this happened on SA again.

All we had was Fuck You, and he only managed to killed a couch and himself. Kiwifarms is soooo dangerous.

Couch cuck killed 2 other people.

 

[Evil Enchilada]

This man is a walking counterpoint to the "just shoot his legs" argument. What legs?

 

[Pringles Can]

Sure we can.

Frankly, I think it's hilarious this happened on SA again.

All we had was Fuck You, and he only managed to killed a couch and himself. Kiwifarms is soooo dangerous.

You see what psychological damage he did to that couch? Man, that was 20 times worse then what SA members do. I heard the couch is still in therapy.

 

[Matt Damon]

It totally isn't a real pandemic. With such a tiny death percentage, and almost all of them among the elderly, I'd consider it nothing then Mother Nature cleaning up the human population. However the sooner it's done with the better, and anti-vaxxers are just slowing the shit down and allowing new variants to rise as they refuse to get immunity.

How is it possible to be this ignorant of the foundational elements of epidemiology and evolution?

What knowledge do you think you have that makes you qualified to give advice to ANYONE else?

 

[STN]

He looks exactly like i expected him to.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Couch cuck killed 2 other people.

Yes. Two random students who just happened to be late that day.

 

[The Marauder]

Damn that’s crazy

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

It totally isn't a real pandemic. With such a tiny death percentage, and almost all of them among the elderly, I'd consider it nothing then Mother Nature cleaning up the human population.

I don't know why you feel like you need to obey the government when you admit yourself that they're full of shit, but I don't live that way. I didn't lock down the country or impose mandates. If you don't like those things, maybe direct your frustrations towards the people who did.

 

[draggs]

Huh. I'm astonished by two elements of this amusing incident. First, that an antifa pussy actually managed to acquire a firearm without crying enough at the gun store to fail his background check, load it with ammunition without accidentally swallowing a few rounds first (shiny candy), ready it to fire without cutting himself, raise it up to take aim to fire without breaking his limp wrists, fire it without shooting himself and actually score a hit rate greater than 0% on a target he actually wanted to hit. Second, that the government is actually fucking doing something about it for once.

That second point can't be overstated. Holy shit, they're actually charging an antifa turd with assault with a deadly weapon. This is a major shift in public policy by the government -- previously the SOP has been "catch and release" with no follow-up whenever antifa hurts somebody.

I am not surprised that the faggot failed to kill anyone, that he ran like a bitch and immediately tried to discard his cosplay outfit, got caught doing so, was narc'ed out by his own girlfriend (no honor among thieves), is a scrawny little wimp and is an internet edgelord.

I deserve rainbows for it but I sincerely hope he actually sees prison time for this.

Also, I'm delighted to see SA eat some shit via guilt-by-association instead of KF for a change. Fuck goons. They deserve all the shit the universe can heap on them. Hell, they deserve that and more just for ruining EVE Online.

Beating someone up is viewed differently from shooting

That commie that got wasted by the feds after killing a guy (Proud Boy? Some right wing person) at that protest sure wasn't caught and released. He tried to run and hide and got chased down and ventilated

 

[Thumb Butler]

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I've never seen legs like that before. A true goon.

 

[Cripple]

SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Antifa member charged with shooting anti-vaxxer in Washington

An Antifa member with a long history of posting far-left extremist content online has been arrested and charged with the shooting of an anti-vaxxer in Olympia, Wash.

www.foxnews.com

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

I'm mostly surprised to learn people still post on SA.

 

[I've Seen Some Shit]

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This "man" has no thighs. He is literally all shin from heel to hip. He doesn't have knees, just a second pair of ankles.

 

[Troutsmacked]

Man. I haven't paid attention to SA since the mid-2000s. I remember them as the site that made fun of everyone and relentlessly shit on furries. If you would have told me 15 years later it'd be full of insane murderous commie faggots I'd have laughed.