Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Just get vaccinated, for your own good and that of everyone else you stupid niggers.

How many 'anti-vax' types will meekly without hesitation go get required immunization shots for travelling abroad without a second thought? The absolute fucking retardation of this whole scenario makes me want to puke. And now people are so goddamn ass-chapped that they are SHOOTING retard anti-vaxxers!!

This is so fucking clown world I wish a REAL pandemic like an air-transmitted variant of Ebola would strike, and then see how how 'muh freedoms' these idiots get.

Calm down

 

[Homer Simpson]

SA member arrested for shooting up protest:

Antifa member charged with shooting anti-vaxxer in Washington

An Antifa member with a long history of posting far-left extremist content online has been arrested and charged with the shooting of an anti-vaxxer in Olympia, Wash.

www.foxnews.com

Guilt by association is good enough for the Farms, so it's good enough for SA.

It may as well have been lowtax himself pulling the trigger.

KF - 3, but they really deserved it.

SA - 1 But the victim was an innocent good boy who dindu nuffin.

 

[FakeishNamedicoot]

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?


Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:

 

[Marissa Moira]

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?
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Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:
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I think we found our incel reaction rating.

 

[Reshiram Battle.mp3]

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?
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Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:
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The dude looks like a fucking retarded llama. You can't make this shit up.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

It’s not antivaxxers fault that politicians decide to leave restrictions in place to control people. They will shift blame to ordinary citizens like you and me to divide and conquer the population. Just keep waiting at home until you get your fucking booster shot, after which you sit at home and wait for the next booster shot again.

I get ya. But this thread is about making fun of SA goons. We can all fight about covid stuff somewhere else.

 

[Justtocheck]

Calm down

No vaccines can cure lead poisoning. I'd be careful from now on of saying you are an antivaxx if I were y'all.

 

[Ghostse]

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?
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Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:
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The first thing I thought of

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

To be fair they were chasing them. This is pretty much the same as what happened with Rittenhouse, and I think his charges are bullshit to.

The differences are pretty important, legally, when you look at each shot Rittenhouse fired compared to this guy.
First shooting: Rittenhouse was cornered by an angry, mentally imbalanced pedo who is intent on assaulting him (and stated as much)
Second Shooting: Rittenhouse, having attempted to flee (and turn himself in to police) trips and is assaulted by someone trying to kick him on the ground (this was a miss and the guy ran)
Third Shooting: Rittenhouse is then assaulted by someone else with a blunt object (skateboard), while still on the ground. That person then tries to take his gun.
Fourth: Rittenhouse, still on the ground, first decides not to shoot a guy who has a gun because the dude feigns surrender- then shoots him when the same guy tries to raise his gun again.

Each one of these was in response to an immediate threat and is a far cry from stopping, turning around and shooting at people 25+ feet away.

 

[Thumb Butler]

The first thing I thought of
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Shrink the legs into tiny sticks and add a gun and mask, and it would be perfect.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

Y'all niggers really want to argue about covid when we have a soyboy shooter that looks like fucking this?
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Here look, I even cropped his face out for funny japes:
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'bash the fash yeah! ah wait comrades, my transsexual wifes boyfriend is calling!'

 

[Judgment Boy]

If I were even slightly more ignorant, I'd be surprised that he even had a girlfriend for the feds to ask questions to, but I'm sure she's the reason why this dude looks like he wouldn't weigh more than 90 lbs. soaking wet. Probably at least 3 times his size.

On that note, surprised he didn't get knocked down from the recoil of that babby 9mm. Imagine how far he'd fly back if he test shot a real man's gun on a range. Like a .50 BMG.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Got nothing to do with 'obeying the government'

The restrictions come from the government. If the government wasn't hell-bent on forcing the drugs on us, there would be no restrictions and you wouldn't care if I was "vaccinated". What you really want is for me to take the drugs so the government will leave you alone.


No.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Try all you want, you won't come up with a punchline funnier than his unedited photo. And i thought art is supposed to imitate life.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Considering that current year /pol/ is nothing but "TAKE THE VACCINE" and "chud chud chud chud" bunkerchan raid shit, I wouldn't call this winning.

Well let's be real here, /pol/ has shit since 2016 and even a little bit before. So basically anything is an improvement. And honestly buck breaking, sneed, and George Floyd are some of the best memes I've seen. Granted two of those came from /tv/, but /pol/ has still made them their own.

 

[free_protons4u]

The stunned silence where he realized he done goofed and reality hits him like a ton of bricks and he's not sure how he can verbally salvage this with his billy badass I'm on the right side of history mindset he showed up there with.

Uh, you realize he asserts his right to remain silent, and (appropriately and intelligently) doesn't respond or react to the cop when the charges are read? Like, he said he is asserting his rights about 5 seconds before that, how did you miss that?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

It appears that SA has plunked a paywall on the entire front page of the forums. You can still see the Leper's Colony and all the "stop advocating shooting people" bans, but that's it.

As a reminder, they have/had an entire antifa thread in their hidden "TGRS" subforum, formerly for racial minorities only to be overrun with troons. A little over a year ago I went and screenshotted the entire thread as it stood at that time, and another helpful kiwi made the screenshots more accessible. Jump to the post below to download!

Archived using quantized PNGs, much smaller and only a minimal loss of color. The Desktop version contains HTML files with the screencaps converted to base64, so it will be easy to scroll through them as if they were real pages (tall images and image viewers don't really get along too well together). The mobile version is just the PNGs, since opening a locally stored HTML file on a mobile browser is going to make the phone think it's getting hacked or something.

 

[Justtocheck]

The differences are pretty important, legally, when you look at each shot Rittenhouse fired compared to this guy.
First shooting: Rittenhouse was cornered by an angry, mentally imbalanced pedo who is intent on assaulting him (and stated as much)
Second Shooting: Rittenhouse, having attempted to flee (and turn himself in to police) trips and is assaulted by someone trying to kick him on the ground (this was a miss and the guy ran)
Third Shooting: Rittenhouse is then assaulted by someone else with a blunt object (skateboard), while still on the ground. That person then tries to take his gun.
Fourth: Rittenhouse, still on the ground, first decides not to shoot a guy who has a gun because the dude feigns surrender- then shoots him when the same guy tries to raise his gun again.

Each one of these was in response to an immediate threat and is a far cry from stopping, turning around and shooting at people 25+ feet away.

-First-degree reckless homicide, two counts of first degree recklessly endangering safety, first-degree intentional homicide, attempted first-degree intentional homicide, and possession of a dangerous weapon by a person under 18.

Don't want to derail, but he's getting sent deep in the hole. 6 felony (and 2 fucking first degree homicides) charges means they want to bury you. Chauvin had a much better case imo and he was found guilty on all charges. Rittenhouse better enjoy his bail freedom cause he ain't getting out in a LOOONG time.

Our hero here just has first assault and vandalism. A world of difference.

 

[Surtur]

So some scrawny white nerd with delusions of fame and grandeur shot up a bunch of people? Bruh this isn't news, this is Tuesday.

 

[Matt Damon]

Imagine how far he'd fly back if he test shot a real man's gun on a range. Like a .50 BMG.

I carry a .50 BMG because they don't make a .51 BMG.