Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Reggie Wanker]

First thought: My God that carpet.
Second thought: Did he pick the tissue paper to match?

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Look at the table and the furniture and the air conditioner to the left side of the picture. Its clearly a hotel room.

 

[Crispeacock]

reminds me of Crusty Russ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVI9PfBzsA8

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

In the up and down world of sex workers and their clients, Greer imagines himself as an exception: A man who walks, talks and occasionally fucks to the lopsided beat of his own retarded drum. While every other sex worker patron regards the girls as whores to simply be fucked and then cast aside, Greer has been made party to secret knowledge: All female sex workers, without exception, entered the industry in the hope that, one day, a man with the bearing of a teenage schoolboy, who has recently outgrown his trousers, would present them with a single red rose, a heart-shaped balloon impaled on a stick, and an opportunity to recreate the spaghetti scene from 'The Lady & The Tramp' at the nearest Olive Garden.

We have seen how Greer reacts to the boyfriends of the beautiful women who he habitually stalks and clumsily attempts to woo online. In the aftermath of these failed interactions, he can at least tell himself that he is special and that these women have failed to see his quality.

Imagine if he was dumped, head-first, into one of those online communities that are filled with people exactly like him - who shower sex workers with gifts and Spotify playlists than lean heavily on Sia's back catalogue (I imagine Sia as providing the banal aural canvas for many paid sexual encounters, in the same way that London Grammar make music that seems predestined to soundtrack young conservatives losing their virginity at whatever seaside resort the party has selected for its annual conference).

I think the knowledge that Greer is not unique, but rather part of a crowd; one of many gentlemen whoremongers who foist the boyfriend experience onto their reluctant, temporary sexual partners with far more élan than he ever could, would inflict a more devastating narcissistic injury than any that he has been dealt thus far.

I think his ego is sufficiently inflated to cushion him from such a blow. Remember, he's disabled! He has such a hard life, being disabled and with Skordas and the Kiwi Orchards constantly picking on him, and in spite of that he's offering hookers a better life! And he started a PAC to fight on their behalf for them! Truly, the gentleman's gentleman! Those darn ungrateful hookers should be begging for the right to suck him his penis!

Edited because I can't put my thoughts in order today

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

A wooing tale, started commenting/following around January. Performed customary "do you beling to man yet?" check, then thirst posting and as recently as 2 days ago mimicking a normal empathetic human. Gotta keep an eye on her since he's been commenting recently.

What will happen next?
A. Announce he sent a super cool DM.
B. Play victim in comments because she won't reply to him.
C. Chad enters the arena and he announces he's better/unfollowing.

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She's a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader so safe bet she's already been passed around the team. She's also Conservative and religious.

 

[AbraCadaver]

To be fair, I do the same thing, only to Uber drivers. Storms are pizza weather, and I'm sure as hell not driving to get it.


I think he knows. He doesn't believe it, I'm sure he thinks the rest of the "nice guys" are phonies or idiots or assholes, but Russ knows he's not the only dude in on the Nice Guy routine.

I think it's part of the reason why Russhole is so high-strung all the time; he's got to keep finding ways to lie to himself, 24/7, so as to maintain his belief that NO, out of all the dumb johns out there, HE RUSSELL GREER is the ONE TRUE AND HONEST GENTLEMAN. (why can't these dumb bitches SEE THAT?!?!?! raaaaa)

In fact, I'd be willing to bet that's how most of his fellow Nice Clients think, too.

If Russ were to encounter other Gentlemanly Nice Clients on a client forum, he’d just assume they’re all faking nice to the prozzies because they secretly think those women are worthless.

Russ believes the same, which is why he’s always fucking stunned when a prostitute isn’t impressed and wooed by his Nice Guy routine. When he was furious with Dennis Hof in a public post, he dropped the “ladies” and “girlfriends” talk and straight up called one of Hof’s workers a whore and said she “bends over to earn [him] money.” That’s the REAL Russ opinion on sex workers.

Russell Greer thinks sex workers are scum and not deserving of respect. In Russ’ mind, no man respects or acts nicely to a whore because they think whores are the lowest of the low, and Russ knows this because he feels exactly the same way…Russ just thinks he’s a clever one and has found a way to baffle those birds: by being the Ultimate Gentleman! They’ll be so grateful that they’ll give him discounts and even date him!

The man has a LOT of conflicting, circular and compartmentalized thinking in order to keep assuring himself that he’s better than other clients:

1>all whores are worthless
2>no man respects whores
3>if russ treats whores nice, russ gets free sex from grateful whores
4>many other men treat whores nice?
5>they don’t mean it, because [RETURN TO 1]

 

[Cilleystring]

I wonder what Russ thinks of the Mormon "soaking" trend. He probably looks at those kids and thinks he's the biggest stud plowing hookers from all sides

 

[RussianParasite]

His dream job is to be a Sex Workers assistant? What does that even involve? Standing by with a hot towel and a bottle of Aquafina?

Think of the inverse of a pimp.

Well time for another installment I guess, can't break with tradition.
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10/10 King’s Quest reference.

 

[Drowningman]

I get the feeling he uses his mormon teachings when it fits his needs. That's pretty much how he operates, The no sex unless your married rule had to be the kicker to his ego and his disability,

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Religions often splinter, and so the Russschism created Whoremonism

 

[Cilleystring]

Maybe that'll be the next Russ saga. Russ creates his own religion. Basically he'll still be trying to create his Mile High Neon/Free Sex 4 Russ schemes but this time he'll get back to his Mormon roots and rebrand it as religious.

YOUR VAGINA IS MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Forgive me if this has been mentioned but when Russlob pops up I think of a guy in the UK who has an actual disability and it does make his face very disfigured. I don't want to mention his name purely because Greer definitely reads this and I'd hate for this guy to be sued because he has a genuine facial deformity and still has a good life. Greer logic.

He's ugly as fuck because of his disorder but he still managed to get ripped, get a good job, a good looking wife AND a media career. Everything Russell wants. The difference is this dude has never used his disability to try to force women to spread their legs for him and he seems like a really good guy. He's focussing on educating people about disability in a non judgmental way. His personality is really refreshing and I'm glad he's doing well. Bongs might know who I mean.

TLDR: You can be disfigured and have a good, full life. Russell could if he wasn't such a lawsuit happy, bitter incel goblin. He'll never change.

Other guys with worse conditions than Ratmouth have gone on to be more successful. But he treats it like it's holding him back while these guys recognize their disability and say it's not going to define them. And yet in the end it's exactly what defines him because he makes his entire life about and wants to sue anybody for anything he can get away with.

I get the feeling he uses his mormon teachings when it fits his needs. That's pretty much how he operates, The no sex unless your married rule had to be the kicker to his ego and his disability,

Yeah that seems to be about right. After all he thinks alcohol is evil but then he's a rebel because he drinks coffee. Okay sure it's some frou frou coffee with all sorts of sweeteners and additives but in his eyes he's drinking real coffee.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

It's been well and truly covered that there are plenty of disabled folks who have done well, unlike Russ. I was on a different thread about Lillee Jean and Laur Trueman (I highly recommend them. They are Russ levels of delusional, right down to Laur thinking she is a lawyer, except they are trying to be famous influencers, not Pop Star Pussy Slayers). These days there are also just specifically disabled-focussed niche markets, especially in media.

Spoiler: Disabled/Disfigured People in Media Talk

There are products that are literally designed for certain disabilities and needs to be advertised. Models and actors who have things like Downs Syndrome or birth defects. As for facial disfigurement, this pair of sisters, Milly and Abigail Shapiro (not that one), are doing well (Milly was the girl in Hereditary and Abigail is the Monkey Girl in Doom Patrol). They have Creidocranial displasia, which makes your bones fucked up and it gives you a sort of caved in look.

Then you have people like Vitoria Bueno who make serious bank on Instagram as a ballerina and advertising everything from sanitary pads to sportswear.

Then you have companies that literally market themselves on being disabled-run like Alivia or brands like Savage X Fenty who have Little People, amputees, and disfigured women in their ads.

Funny how some of these women are on Instagram, are extremely hot, and Russ isn't interested in them. Wonder why???

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Never forget that 'anti-disabled' is a codeword for 'anti-Russ', then it all makes sense.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Other guys with worse conditions than Ratmouth have gone on to be more successful. But he treats it like it's holding him back while these guys recognize their disability and say it's not going to define them. And yet in the end it's exactly what defines him because he makes his entire life about and wants to sue anybody for anything he can get away with.


Yeah that seems to be about right. After all he thinks alcohol is evil but then he's a rebel because he drinks coffee. Okay sure it's some frou frou coffee with all sorts of sweeteners and additives but in his eyes he's drinking real coffee.

Compared to Jono Lancaster, who was posted earlier in this thread, Russ doesn't look so bad (if he actually kept himself groomed and clean)

But what truly sells Jono over Russ is Jono is a good person and a true disability activist with his own charity, he visits children suffering from the same condition as himself and doesn't harass people who tell him no, including his birth parents.

Abandoned By My Parents Because Of My Face | Minutes With | UNILAD | @LADbible TV

In this episode of "Minutes With" we sat down with Jono Lancaster, a 30 year old man who has Treacher Collins Syndrome. Jono talks about being abandoned as a...

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He's the complete antithesis to Russ. So Russ has no excuse.

 

[ConSluttant]

Russ wants a do over! But it's just not faiiiiirrrrrrr! Mooooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Next up: Russ sues the judge

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

X to fucking doubt

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

X to fucking doubt

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He is not lying, but sadly poor Ken lost both his eyes during the attack by Taylor Swift's goons. He tried to read the paper as he'd do Braille and told Russ it's "real smooth".

 

[CWCissey]

X to fucking doubt

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Saul Goodman, Lionel Hutz and Barry Zuckerkorn?

 

[DewsLit]

Russ wants a do over! But it's just not faiiiiirrrrrrr! Mooooooommmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy!

"Greer, however, explained how Moon’s views on Fair Use were wrong..."


Oh, Greer.