Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Fwiw I can't stand blue cheese or ranch. I've always been weird about those flavors. So I kinda get the wings touching them and not wanting to eat it.

I've tried liking bleu cheeses, and it's just not my thing.

I'm kinda there with you if it wasn't for certain blue cheeses that I really like.

I mean Danish Blue is nasty. But something like Stilton? That's fucking delicious. So is Roquefort and I am fond of certain blue brie type cheeses like Cambozola. But it's fine if Jr doesn't like it. He doesn't seem to be an adventurous eater.

I was wondering about that.

A lot of people want their burgers rare because they're so "juicy". Although Mushbrain just calls them "wet".

And if the beef is good, has been freshly cut and ground then having it rare isn't a bad thing. It's when that beef was ground two days ago and has been sitting in the fridge since then. Then you're risking food poisoning if you eat it rare.

 

[Free the Pedos]

There's also a post in his dead blog that predates the first stroke by about 2-3 years. In it, he whines about a trip to the hospital with symptoms that sound *exactly* like a stroke. He refused tests yet still left early in a huff because it was taking doctors too long to diagnose him(because he declined necessary medical testing). I'm convinced this was at minimum a mini stroke if not a full blown stroke.

To save you all time, Jack spends most of this blog post pissed off over the $100 COPAY FOR HIS EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT INSTEAD OF HIS STROKE.

 

[boxybum]

To save you all time, Jack spends most of this blog post pissed off over the $100 COPAY FOR HIS EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT INSTEAD OF HIS STROKE.

That is actually a really low copay. My insurance charges me $800 for an emergency room visit.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

That is actually a really low copay. My insurance charges me $800 for an emergency room visit.

Jack has probably already hit his deductible for the year….

Copay probably dropped from $500 to $100 upon meeting that out of pocket milestone. (Which he won’t pay anyways)

 

[captkrisma]

"Jr said it's because the Raiders suck!"

3-0 this season. Cope and seethe Jr.

 

[Guntanator]

Idk why it rubs me the wrong way when he talks about bringing Brianna to all these food places as if she's got a one-track mind like Jack does. He is creepily obsessed with her.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Spoiler: Qalibang

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Idk why it rubs me the wrong way when he talks about bringing Brianna to all these food places as if she's got a one-track mind like Jack does. He is creepily obsessed with her.

Yeah Jack really wants to shove Brianna's face in the camera a lot, so much for a devout christian

 

[rubytintedchix]

I want PCLM to focus on the BISTRO sign, see if you can get him to pull it. "We're back at Jack's Slanty BISTRO!"

It can be arranged.

 

[TurdFondler]

I'm not surprised Qali avoids blue cheese. Most people encounter it as an hors d'oeuvres, on a little toothpick. It's entirely too strong if you're not used to strong cheeses and basically traumatizes middle-Americans into never straying from their comfort foods again.

 

[Chorton]

Idk why it rubs me the wrong way when he talks about bringing Brianna to all these food places as if she's got a one-track mind like Jack does. He is creepily obsessed with her.

Agreed, it’s so strange. I understand people being excited to take someone to a place they enjoy for the first time, but the Scalfani’s aren’t really human.

He barely acknowledged her and there wasn’t any added footage of them inhaling their burgers or even a parking lot review. Overall even more pointless than his other videos. Leave it to the Scalfanis to make Vegas seem boring.

 

[DontEatThat]

As Jacks mind deteriorates so does his content. I get a chuckle out of his caveman quotes on social media recently. It comes off like a child who believes he reads online is gospel and tells everyone they are wrong, reguardless of facts. Im wondering if something big happened during the trip due to Jack being quiet for awhile and the reupload, but then again he could also be assblasted that he lost his youtube strikes.

He has to be on the verge of 5 year old tantrums at this point. He has to hate making videos at this point cause it gets picked apart by PC & LM and hes making childish attempts to get them to stop by removing the things they make fun of. He tried copyright striking and that failed so unlike his comments or FB group he has active criticism he tried to silence and failed horribly. Im sure hes pissed as shit about that but his ego, hunger and looking like a family man will push him to keep making half assed content until he physically cant.

 

[ZipDisk]

I've had roquefort a few times and liked it, but I don't care for blue cheese.
I do find it funny that people essentially pre-called that the Scalfani's shout at people when they don't want to eat stuff. "EAT THE WING QALI, OR WE WILL BECOME EVEN LOUDER!"

Also poverty dynamics, Jr seemed to think Gordon Ramsay is on the verge of bankruptcy like the shitty restaurants he tries (and generally fails) to rehab.
I did find it funny that Jack whined about the plates not saying Gordon Ramsay on it, but then the ones with the burgers DID say Gordon Ramsay.
A restaurant that keeps their menu static for six years would probably end up on Kitchen Nightmares. People like variety.

Also like to think either the Del Taco or BURGR told them to stop filming. I wonder if they got busted for handicap parking with no placard, or if jack has one.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Spoiler: Qalibang

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Oh what a catch! Tammy Jr really got herself a true prince among men.

Asshole won't even take his hat off a the table like his faggot of a father.

 

[Aaway]

"Jr said it's because the Raiders suck!"

3-0 this season. Cope and seethe Jr.

isn't jr a panthers fan? i recall him wearing panthers gear in the past. or maybe he's converted to a titans fan

either way, weird that he'd be hating on the raiders since neither team is a rival of theirs

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I've had roquefort a few times and liked it, but I don't care for blue cheese.
I do find it funny that people essentially pre-called that the Scalfani's shout at people when they don't want to eat stuff. "EAT THE WING QALI, OR WE WILL BECOME EVEN LOUDER!"

Also poverty dynamics, Jr seemed to think Gordon Ramsay is on the verge of bankruptcy like the shitty restaurants he tries (and generally fails) to rehab.
I did find it funny that Jack whined about the plates not saying Gordon Ramsay on it, but then the ones with the burgers DID say Gordon Ramsay.
A restaurant that keeps their menu static for six years would probably end up on Kitchen Nightmares. People like variety.

Also like to think either the Del Taco or BURGR told them to stop filming. I wonder if they got busted for handicap parking with no placard, or if jack has one.

Did Jr confuse Ramsay with Jamie Oliver in terms of failing chefs

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

I do find it funny that people essentially pre-called that the Scalfani's shout at people when they don't want to eat stuff. "EAT THE WING QALI, OR WE WILL BECOME EVEN LOUDER!"

Easy call, it's low-class behavior, and the Scalfanis are low-class people.

Somehow this video is even worse without the usual Jakbang shots and "mmm it's good" comments. Instead it's just equal parts boring and annoying.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Jack is advertising this bbq sauce on his page and he can’t even be arsed to provide any info. What a jerkoff. No response is better than redirecting to google (or “the Internet” as he calls it) as a response.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

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Jack is advertising this bbq sauce on his page and he can’t even be arsed to provide any info. What a jerkoff. No response is better than redirecting to google (or “the Internet” as he calls it) as a response.

The nutritional labels for his sauces are neither on his own site, nor are they on the Do It Best product pages. On top of that, the name of his sauce is so generic that searching for it comes up with a bunch of unrelated pages.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

The nutritional labels for his sauces are neither on his own site, nor are they on the Do It Best product pages. On top of that, the name of his sauce is so generic that searching for it comes up with a bunch of unrelated pages.

He was advertising some sugar free sauce he bought on Amazon, not his sauce.