Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Crankenstein]

This is in reference to Josh btw. lol

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Now there's a cow I haven't seen in a while. Cobes and Frodo colab when?

I've been tailing Jord for only a few years now and I can handle most things he does. However, when he gets obscene describing sexual acts bothers the fuck out of me. Bit prudish on my part, I admit, however the behavior is undeniably uncomfortable and perverse. He's like the regarded mutant offspring of the Diceman and Marquis de Sade. I'm talking about his insistence on describing sexual acts in the most profanely graphic ways possible. You can't just go down on her. No, you have to, "suck on her pussy and clit hard enough it gets stuck in your teeth". Some really crass and violent language when he talks about sex. Why does he feel compelled to go so far with it? Where did he pick up this behavior? It some kind of Autism thing? Is this a normal way of talking about sex and just I don't get it?

@HansGruber It isn't just you. Being overly perverted is like a power move or something. Shit is gross.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

One for sadness, two for mirth;
Three for marriage, four for birth;
Five for laughing, six for crying:
Seven for sickness, eight for dying;
Nine for silver, ten for gold;
Eleven a secret that will never be told.

Idk about y’all, but i counted eight…

 

[SnusBurns]

Now there's a cow I haven't seen in a while. Cobes and Frodo colab when?

Like 4 years ago someone sent Frodo one of Josh's wands, and so he reviewed it. Pretty much called it dumb to which Josh was offended.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Like 4 years ago someone sent Frodo one of Josh's wands, and so he reviewed it. Pretty much called it dumb to which Josh was offended.

I think just last week someone was gunna send him Tactical Soap and he was really into the whole concept.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

New Kate Winslet:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE let the boglims hit the floor

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

He ate the crumbs off his chair.

Just... scooped off a handful 0f crumbs and chomped down.

 

[RollingRock]

He ate the crumbs off his chair.

Just... scooped off a handful 0f crumbs and chomped down.

Depriving the chair bugs of food

 

[Terrorist]

How is this sexy gothic badboy still single?

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

How is this sexy gothic badboy still single?

His fuckin troles, dood. All the chicks in town wanna date him and tell him how good he smells, but those assholes on YewTewb. Yeeeeah buddy.

 

[Terrorist]

His fuckin troles, dood. All the chicks in town wanna date him and tell him how good he smells, but those assholes on YewTewb. Yeeeeah buddy.

I think they’re just jealous of his success tbh

 

[Clint's Burden]

How is this sexy gothic badboy still single?

So many reasons. It’s an endless hallway of retardation.

 

[RollingRock]

Boglim spill Boglim pout Boglim try hard not to shout

 

[hundredthousand]

Watching him eat and then suck all the juices off his arm makes me physically ill.

Then he scoops up the bits of cheese and lettuce that had fallen on that accursed bug infested couch and eats it.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Ah fuck, troles; there's a plant inside the base.

r/kingcobrajfs - i live in the same building as this mad lad and found out through the incessant police visits

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tl;dr apparently a complete normie was concerned about the wellness check (which was apparently a huge deal with multiple vehicles involved) and went digging, got wind of trolls on the apartments review pages, and stumbled his way onto the Reddit. Apparently the mods confirmed his story.

just a heads up i have no clue about this man’s lore, i just found out after there were like 7 emergency vehicles on my complex the other night and when i asked the property manager what the deal was i got the response “public intoxication”, and on my main reddit account like 6 months ago i found out about this mad lad. i checked my apt buildings reviews on google today (unrelated to him) and found comments about the halls smelling like spray paint and guitar playing loud, and connected the dots when another reviewer said the comments were due to a “celebrity” that lives on the premises

honestly, after watching some of his streams i think he might be the guy i hear screaming during the day. i don’t hear guitar ever but i might try and keep an ear out LOL

it really is so strange. i had heard of him like 6 months ago and thought sharing a small town in WYOMING of all places with this dude was strange, but finding out he’s my neighbor is even weirder.

surreal is the closest word to how it feels, knowing this strange ass man that can be seen slinking the streets of casper happens to have a cult-like following.

it makes sense why that building in particular smells like literal ass and cigarettes.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Eviction Saga 2 coming in nicely.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

I wonder if that "wellness check" was actually reported as a domestic violence incident.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I wonder if that "wellness check" was actually reported as a domestic violence incident.

Shon made a statement to the police. He's put up with too many years of boglim abuse.

 

[Chandler Bing]

Depriving the chair bugs of food

Watching him eat and then suck all the juices off his arm makes me physically ill.

Then he scoops up the bits of cheese and lettuce that had fallen on that accursed bug infested couch and eats it.

This is amazing.

I'm genuinely entertained by the level of don't give a damn when it comes to his life.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Idk I think the person on reddit is probably a fake bc honestly nobody fuckin cares about his youtube the only ppl in bumfuck illiterate hellhole Wyoming that know are the friends he has in the backgrounds of his streams.

Edit: I was wrong and it's been confirmed as legit. Sorry guys.

 

[SnusBurns]

Odk I think the person on reddit is probably a fake bc honestly nobody fuckin cares about his youtube the only ppl in bumfuck illiterate hellhole Wyoming that know are the friends he has in the backgrounds of his streams.

Oprah confirmed it. I know some people hate Oprah but he is anal about being correct when it comes to the Cobraverse.