Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

we back

 

[gaynigger420]

Ralph is seething

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[Least Concern]

He's back at the 4'11" stream URL with a mobile with a potato camera and carrot mic.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

we back

Potato camera and all, he's harnessing PPP energy.

 

[TexOffender]

Awwww man, we gotta wait til tomorrow for Ralphs pig roast.

 

[Captain Manning]

Honestly, at this point, he should just dig a 56k modem out of the closet.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Annnnd now he looks like he's gonna have to postpone till tomorrow. What a clusterfuck.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

god damnit. Spectrum and the Gunt defeated Nick.

 

[TheClappening]

At least robo Nick sounds better than farting Ralph.

 

[TexOffender]

All things considered, this autotuning Nick is fucking hilarious.

 

[Justtocheck]

"Now who's shitting the stream up, Rackets?"

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Now that he has another 24 hours, he should get his notes and shit organized in advance.

Edit: He did even better, outsourced it all to Null.

 

[Slap47]

Null's power of foresight wins again

 

[CrippleThreat]

Rekieta-Ralph Rematch when?

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta-Ralph Rematch when?

I like that Ralph gets 24 hours to seethe impotently wondering what exactly is coming next. It seems Nick has really completely had it with his shit at this point. Not sure why he's so surprised that a snakepig like Ralph would act like the snake and pig he is.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Now that he has another 24 hours, he should get his notes and shit organized in advance.

This, I want to see him come in prepare tomorrow with all the receipts and btfo the gunt.

 

[AnOminous]

My favorite part of this is how this drugged out idiot more or less confirmed he shit himself. If he didn't, then why is he completely losing his shit? Nick didn't even accuse him of that, so he's basically chimping out at Nick (and losing someone who had been practically a gunt guard up until now) for shit the Farms did.

Literally for two words from Null: "Ralph sharted."

It's amazing how little Null has to do to cause this fat loser to go into a multi-day tard rage meltdown.

My next favorite part is how the Gunt waived attorney-client privilege in an ongoing criminal case. Now the prosecutor could subpoena Nick for anything he was told, up to and including admitting he did it, and Nick would have no choice but to hand it over.

If he literally goes to jail or even prison over Null just saying "Ralph sharted" after he sharted on stream, that would be the funniest thing ever.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

My favorite part of this is how this drugged out idiot more or less confirmed he shit himself. If he didn't, then why is he completely losing his shit? Nick didn't even accuse him of that, so he's basically chimping out at Nick (and losing someone who had been practically a gunt guard up until now) for shit the Farms did.

Literally for two words from Null: "Ralph sharted."

It's amazing how little Null has to do to cause this fat loser to go into a multi-day tard rage meltdown.

My next favorite part is how the Gunt waived attorney-client privilege in an ongoing criminal case. Now the prosecutor could subpoena Nick for anything he was told, up to and including admitting he did it, and Nick would have no choice but to hand it over.

If he literally goes to jail or even prison over Null just saying "Ralph sharted" after he sharted on stream, that would be the funniest thing ever.

It's a good thing this all played out in private and Mr. Vickers has no way to collaborate it.

Jesus fucking Hell the insanity is off the charts.

 

[Captain Manning]

I just wanna share this superchat, because it really is the truth. It was in response to Nick bringing up Jarbo.

People need to stop crediting Ralph for embarrassing the shit out of Jarbo. Zidan deserves that credit. He was the one that came up with the idea, on the fly, for Jarbo to share his reporting history. Even Metokur has said countless times that Zidan was the hero of that show. Ralph is too fucking dumb to think of something like that.

 

[Lone Outsider]

I like that Ralph gets 24 hours to seethe impotently wondering what exactly is coming next. It seems Nick has really completely had it with his shit at this point. Not sure why he's so surprised that a snakepig like Ralph would act like the snake and pig he is.

Seems like he's either naive or didn't think of giving Ralph shit unless he hit first. Nick was far more late and gay to the Gunt's betrayal than he ever was to his livestreams. This is gonna have some consequences.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

Ralph's a drug addict. Not surprised he spazzes over nothing and everything.