I did not leave the Philippines.

[Null]

This morning has been interesting. Someone decided to make this post on my behalf.

https://medium.com/@josh8chan/why-i-quit-8chan-former-lead-developer-tells-all-e67b3a4891f7

People who have tweeted me in support of this article:

- @RandiLeeHarper, AKA Meth Whale
- @srhbutts, AKA Dog Fucker
- @ashleylynch, no idea, but probably is a tranny or something.

Special mention for @internet for taking everything at face value despite being a tech-savvy tabloid.
https://archive.is/kkfnu

They've since retracted their comments, but the immediate reaction was overwhelmingly positive. I guess I know what to say and do if I want to abandon all of you fuckers and get on the easy SJW payroll.

 

[Tookie]

Too bad, you could have been the next Snowden. Or something.

 

[Rin]

Wait, seriously? Who would do this? Can you sue the shit out of whoever posted this?

The thing that weirds me out the most about it is that it's not entirely out of character. I mean, it's not like it's an article saying that you quit 8chan because you couldn't handle all the harassment of proud, independent womyn or something. Rate me optimistic all you want, but I can't picture Null being cool with installing keylogging software. I'm assuming the SJWs are just jumping on this because it paints 8chan as being bad.

I never became a moderator (although I could have made myself one) because it seems to turn people into complete arseholes.

This cracked me the hell up, though. That said, it's really weird that they specifically said arsehole. If they know enough about Null to specifically use his picture, they should also know enough about his background to know he's not British.

 

[Junko]

So, when are you gonna sell us out to the NSA for a crate of Coke Zero?

 

[LegoTugboat]

It seems like incentive to stay with 8chan and the farms.

If you leave, you get such beautiful women like meth whores, dog fuckers, pedophiles...

 

[Randall Fragg]

So, have you contacted medium about this? Are they going to issue a retraction?

 

[AnimuGinger]

 

[Tookie]

Wait, seriously? Who would do this?

Spoiler

Obemetron

 

[Bork Laser]

Spoiler

Obemetron

 

[Rio]

he has been a terrible influence on Frederick. They party almost every night, have sex with dirty whores (seriously the guy has no standards, it’s disgusting), and abuse drugs and alcohol.

I like how whoever wrote this seems to believe that working on an internet forum is basically like being in the wolf of wallstreet- lifestyle wise.

I can see it now. Null entering copypaste's room, squeezing past countless big-breasted hookers to find Copypaste doing lines of coke off of a hooker's bum while being cheered on by jim, and Null's all 'STOP IT COPY YOU'RE TOO SENSITIVE!!!'

 

[HG 400]

the immediate reaction was overwhelmingly positive

i'm on it

 

[Null]

This cracked me the hell up, though

yeah wesbsite moderators are fucking arseholes

So, have you contacted medium about this? Are they going to issue a retraction?

I'm pretty sure Medium just publishes whoever.

 

[autism420]

Spoiler

Obemetron

He's not smart enough to write something like this.

 

[CatParty]

I'm pretty sure Medium just publishes whoever.

https://medium.com/@jgd712

 

[Watcher]

I really can't understand why they'd make a post like this on your behalf. Especially since you'd very quickly deny making it. Other than trying to throw up misinformation and/or character assassination.

 

[HG 400]

He's not smart enough to write something like this.

Also doubt it's anyone from here, seems like somebody assmad at 8chan, not at Null.

 

[niggers]

we live in a world of infinite information and instant communication

no one bothers to research anything

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

The only thing they have in common are large egos and a sense of paranoia

this is how I knew it wasn't you.

 

[Holdek]

Curses, Obamatron!

1. Frederick has a tranny gf: No, this is not true. He did engage in “relations” with a ftm hooker but it was by mistake. He get’s really sensitive when this is brought up (it’s why he added signature verification in January, because a user was spreading rumors) so please stop saying it.

It reads like an editorial in The Onion.

Also never trust a story written by a guy who uses a byline like "Mike 'Buffalo' Eastwood."

doing lines of coke off of a hooker's bum arse

FTFY

 

[Ariel]

Spoiler

Obemetron

No, it paints Null in a positive light.