Orbiter Gunt Guard General - Cohortes praetoriae | General sperg thread

[Null]

You're right, responding to an obvious bait post is always a mistake.

I will shoot anyone who tries to inject me with retard juice. Your bitching means literally nothing to me.

 

[Akashic Retard]

I'm usually very live and let live, but having been locked inside for the best part of a year of my life and seeing people refuse the quickest way to get back to normal for utterly braindead reasons makes my blood boil.

People refusing to get the vaccine did not lock you inside your house and are not the ones dangling your right to freedom in front of you to get you to cooperate with their increasingly incoherent demands. They are currently trying to get people to see the unvaxxed as somehow more dangerous than covid itself, and it's clearly working on you. The state saying something must be done or will be done does not mean that it is effective or necessary to solve a problem at hand. You act as if all the intervention from governments is somehow a forgone conclusion.

 

[LordOdin]

I will shoot anyone who tries to inject me with retard juice. Your bitching means literally nothing to me.

Bit too late to worry about that one isn't it.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I will shoot anyone who tries to inject me with retard juice. Your bitching means literally nothing to me.

Well when you inevitably livestream yourself shooting up a vaccination centre, remember to tell everyone to subscribe to the Killstream!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Don't worry, only year 3 of the two week flattening the curve bro. We'll surely return to normal any day now!

 

[Pomniman]

Don't worry, only year 3 of the two week flattening the curve bro. We'll surely return to normal any day now!

A buddy of mine who works for Pfizer told me the next booster shot is only going to be available in dildo form.

 

[RichardRApe]

A buddy of mine who works for Pfizer told me the next booster shot is only going to be available in dildo form.

I just want to return to normal, please everyone DP these new vaccines. Stop being selfish, I'm sure corona virus will be over by then.

 

[AnOminous]

Well when you inevitably livestream yourself shooting up a vaccination centre, remember to tell everyone to subscribe to the Killstream!

I miss when it was PewDiePie.

 

[Jester69]

This is why every hour I get up, walk around a bit, do 15 sit ups and 15 push ups, stretch my hands, then go back to gaming.

Why are you like this

 

[Spectre_06]

Why are you like this

Because it's better than being a pedophile furry like you.

 

[Jester69]

Because it's better than being a pedophile furry like you.

Are you saying you do the hourly exercises to avoid becoming a furry pedophile lmfao

 

[Spectre_06]

Are you saying you do the hourly exercises to avoid becoming a furry pedophile lmfao

That's exactly what I said, now face the wall.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Because it's better than being a pedophile furry like you.

Shut the fuck up.

Are you saying you do the hourly exercises to avoid becoming a furry pedophile lmfao

Shut the fuck up.

 

[Jester69]

That's exactly what I said, now face the wall.

*Slips pants down and kick them to the side as I put both my paws on the wall*
Am I undew awwest, officer? >///<
*I wiggle my butt in anticipation*

 

[The Megalodon]

I want Null's yummy cummies in my tummy.

Simp.

From my point of view, Ralph plays up the whole "Null vs. Ralph" angle far more than Null. Null's main contribution to this seems to be taking the occasional shot at Ralph, and then letting nature run its course here on KF. Case in point, Null simply added two words ("Ralph sharted") into Happenings, and we're off to the races. He didn't even make and post the video clip of the shart heard 'round the Internet.

it's weird how one autistic fat canadian's vision became the new imagined reality of kiwis everywhere:

 

[Captain Manning]

it's weird how one autistic fat canadian's vision became the new imagined reality of kiwis everywhere:

To me, this means that PPP can tell the future, and he should be immediately granted full U.S. citizenship and be put to work for the CIA. He needs to get the fuck out of Canada anyways. I feel like he could be an asset for this country.

But seriously, imagined? Ethan straight up sharted. I get that PPP was trying to take the piss out of the Farms with this video, but Ralph then went and made PPP's joke a reality. It's really quite amazing.

 

[The Megalodon]

To me, this means that PPP can tell the future, and he should be immediately granted full U.S. citizenship and be put to work for the CIA. He needs to get the fuck out of Canada anyways. I feel like he could be an asset for this country.

But seriously, imagined? Ethan straight up sharted. I get that PPP was trying to take the piss out of the Farms with this video, but Ralph then went and made PPP's joke a reality. It's really quite amazing.

Well, I do suppose it's a cute fantasy.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Well, I do suppose it's a cute fantasy.

As the only poster who's certifiably not Gator, do you wish you could be in the oldfag's body for a day? If yes, what would you do?

 

[LordOdin]

As the only poster who's certifiably not Gator, do you wish you could be in the oldfag's body for a day? If yes, what would you do?

Admire myself in the mirror the entire day crying tears of joy for i finally am THE Gatorgamer.

 

[The Megalodon]

Piggies go oink oink oink for 24 pages