Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

I'm white trash and I'm in trouble!

Great title for the Netflix documentary.

 

[arabianights]

Just catching up on the first stream.

Had a huge laugh when Reiketa talked about integrity and not having PPP on.

He let his dumbass attorney friend torpedo the Anime case and collected superberries promising a slam dunk on his streams.

Also, Reiketa is fully coofed. Wonder if he got it from his kids or from his wife after she visited her weekly BBC appointment.

PPP also isnt innocent.
He wanted to join forces with NIck as soon as they got a common enemy.
Pathetic

 

[The Cock Carousel]

People like Ralph is the reason why I hate manlets.

 

[Justtocheck]

Does Reiketa have an attractive wife? Who I support in this argument hinges entirely on this question.

She's pretty imo.

 

[Matt Damon]

Does Reiketa have an attractive wife? Who I support in this argument hinges entirely on this question.

She's alright for a 40-year-old mother of six, I guess.

 

[Perspicacity]

Some highlights from Ralph's show today.

 

[Bepis]

When you eat that much food it's probably hard controlling when and where it comes out.

Worth noting that his gall bladder is almost certainly fucked. This has a number of consequences, including incontinence and oily stool. I would guess Ralph probably shits himself on stream at least once a week.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

She's pretty imo.

In a homely sort of way, yes. Too bad she won't do the Space Marine cosplay pegging sessions Nick oft requests.

 

[CECA Loather]

The state of Ralph's audience.

Earthworm Jim wants me to give it a rest. But as someone more concerned about Ralph than me, surely he sees that Ralph is digging a deeper hole for himself.

Why is it right for Ralph to go after someone who helped him and someone who can screw him royally if crossed? Wolfgang, who is part of the Chillstream Discord Cabal has the answer!



I guess if I had a real relationship, I will know that being laughed at for sharting is betrayal. Who cares if Rekieta has offered to help him and provided content?

Are they pretending to be stupid? Or do they really believe that Ralph can do no wrong?

By the way, I am blocked on Odysee chat.

 

[Superman93]

Some highlights from Ralph's show today.
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"You'll never go lower than me mother fucker!". There's so many ways to interpret this statement

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

PPP also isnt innocent.
He wanted to join forces with NIck as soon as the got a common enemy.
Pathetic

This whole super serious enemy mentality is what i don't get. All of this is in good fun. You dunk on people when they need dunking on and when they do funny shit like alog Ralph then you praise them.
That should apply to everbody, Jewsh, PPP, Rackets or whoever it is this week. Its how you avoid giant egos and people thinking that they are some form of infallable crusader.

However Nick setting up Attorney-client privelege with Ralph is proably one of the dumbest things he's ever done. How did he think that was gonna end? Rackets has been around these circles FOR YEARS. He knows how Ralph operates and i can't come up with a single reason to muzzle yourself like that.

 

[Long Time Caller]

He's updated the stream to keep excluding Ralph

Edit: Also, 30 minutes before the stream even starts at a time of day he never streams, Nick has more people WAITING to watch him than Ralph can get at his peak normal viewership.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Some highlights from Ralph's show today.
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"I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER GRAVE !!! I HOPE YOU DO BURN IN HELL YOU MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!"

 

[Polyboros2]

Jesus, I listed to the clip, it sounded like a fart, I wasn't going to listen to it anymore to really have an opinion on it and let you guys have your fun with a completely uninteresting to me happening.

Now I'm convinced Ralph sat in his own acrid feces for hours because of how he reacted to absolutely nothingburger from Rackets. I disagree with the RalphALog consensus on Racket's Gunt guarding. Whenever I've heard him address Ralph drama, it's always come across to me as "I don't approve but I'm not going to attack an associate who hasn't done anything to me over how they handle their personal life." More dismissing making a deal over it rather than covering up or justifying Ralph. I also think that's why Ralph was so quick to swipe at Rackets.

I still don't think Ralph will burn the Dick bridge. I think if there is a falling out, he'll take it out on Pantsu and just stop associating(like I believe happened in Vegas when(I'm assuming) Dick refused to do gay IRL streaming when Dick discovered it wasn't a proper live show. I think he knows Dick's fan base will put him through the fucking ringer if he takes a shot at the king.

 

[Captain Manning]

Now I'm wondering what will it take for Ralph to do this to Dick Masterson.

Just imagine the smallest and most petty thing you could think of. Then try to think of one even smaller and more petty. That's what he'll chimp out at Dick over.

Honestly, if Dick were smart, he'd make the first move. This shitshow between Nick and Ralph could make for a lovely excuse for Dick to throw the Gunt out the airlock. But I hold out minimal hope for that ever happening.

One thing at a time though. First I wanna see what Nick says and does in his stream today.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I hadn't realized Ralph had backpedaled from "It isn't a shart" to "it isn't even a fart AH JUS MOVED MAH LEG AND ANY JUDAS SAYIN ITS A FART IS FAYK NUUUUUUUUS".

Is this a position Ralph explicitly took prior to Rackets addressing the Shart, or only after?

I know he called it fake news before, but it was being called a shart before, so that's what I mean, was he saying it was just him moving his leg prior to Rackets playing the clip?

Because if he only made that clear after the shart was addressed, that implies to me he or gaydur watched the full context from that stream, in which Rackets very specifically never calls the Shart a shart, only a fart (which struck me as oddly specific at the time), and thus to "justify" going full Whattaburger Parking Lot at 3AM on a Saturday, Ralph had to claim it was never a fart so that what Rackets claimed was happening in the clip would be "fake" according to Ralph.

It sounds so pedantic and retarded but this is Ralph we're talking about so I'm curious...

 

[Research Purposes Mostly]

Some highlights from Ralph's show today.
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Please tell me you have more
I want to watch as much of this stream as possible

 

[Covfefe]

"You'll never go lower than me mother fucker!". There's so many ways to interpret this statement

Mostly "lol manlet".

 

[buttmunch]

my dream scenario would be that nick secretly asked jim to come on, jim comes in all "i dont know why he brings up my name all the time we havent spoken in years", tells josh he doesn't have any ill will towards him, and they all watch the video of ralph shitting his pants, laugh and make fun of him, whilst ralph is sat in the chat red faced and seething, telling them their days are numbered and hes coming for them all

 

[Malaika]

Nick deserves this, though. He's always smugly bragged about how he's not going to disassociate with Ralph despite saying he'd kill him if he pulled any of his hog shenanigans on his daughter. Also the fact he kept groveling and appeasing the gunt whenever it got displeased at something Nick said or someone Nick talked to.

I know I'll trigger a lot of Nick fanboys here but they're both amoral grifting scum and I'll happily see Nick get dragged into the mud with the little piggy.