The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Bellend]

You look at the past three-ish weeks of soul reaping, manic pixie bangmaids, tranch rebellion, twitter wars, hysterical bathtub crytyping, discourse over spontaneous blindness, illegal owlscraping, and the Great Pussy Free-For-All of 2021 and you tell me to my face again that this isn't dramatic.

* mannish pixie bangmaids

Yo what the fuck is this BULLSHIT? So can I just make a GoFundMe and pretend to be a “gay at risk working class youth” to raise money so I can buy a used truck to start flipping houses?

this bitch got like $2800 for some sob story about rats and her roommate psychically raping her

As always, Achewood was ahead of the curve:

 

[Dvsilverwing]

And there are a lot of willing ears in the ATF; they just have to be pricked with the right words.

The ATF only likes to shoot REAL women, children, and dogs, not people pretending to be them.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

The ATF only likes to shoot REAL women, children, and dogs, not people pretending to be them.

Just don't tell them, and they'll mistake the alpacas for large dogs.

 

[Vaclav]

Bonnie, Penny, Alyssa, and the tranchers

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Beat me to the reference. Strange coincidence that Bonnie named one of his rifles Yoko...

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Beat me to the reference. Strange coincidence that Bonnie named one of his rifles Yoko...

Yeah, his is named for a notoriously-jailbait anime girl but it seems awfully prophetic, doesn't it?

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Bonnie retweeted some Tenacious tweets today, so he's either trying to reassure them that he still loves them and isn't jumping ship, or he is deeply regretting where he is.

You mean Bro-nnie “alpacin’ the pounds on” Mendoza, has regrets after 1 whole day of staying with Kindness? Did their systems not get along?

 

[TyrasGuard]

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. Edit: and even if they tried to plant their animals would probably eat anything growing at the slightest opportunity. They're not planting cover crop and they probably wouldn't be able to for a similar issue.

Their land grows ever more desolate.

I'm pretty sure they don't give a single shit since they don't live off the land nor off their produce, they live via grifting retards on Twitter.

 

[Pho Real]

yes, but we've had confirmation that her sister has it and it is genetic

I can't find a better explanation of her body going downhill so hard in two years. maybe messing with her hormones kicked the condition into high gear. I doubt it's just test because she's showing very little signs of voice deepening, muscle hair growth or other virilisation symptoms

Ehlers Danlos isn’t progressive, and her sister is likely a munchie as well. You know what else is genetic tho? Mental illness.

 

[1 Guy 1 Taco]

I'm pretty sure they don't give a single shit since they don't live off the land nor off their produce, they live via grifting retards on Twitter.

The ironic part is that they could probably cater to an interesting niche of people who want to see educational videos of people living off of the land like that. I'm sure plenty of folks out there have a small plot of land and want to do something useful with it. They could even milk the whole tranny angle still pull in an even stronger niche. Of course, this would require them actually learning something and doing some actual work.

 

[cuddle striker]

Ehlers Danlos isn’t progressive, and her sister is likely a munchie as well. You know what else is genetic tho? Mental illness.

her sister is fine. she's just also nuts.

The ironic part is that they could probably cater to an interesting niche of people who want to see educational videos of people living off of the land like that. I'm sure plenty of folks out there have a small plot of land and want to do something useful with it. They could even milk the whole tranny angle still pull in an even stronger niche. Of course, this would require them actually learning something and doing some actual work.

anyone learning to live off the land from these morons is going to starve in a pile of shit and refuse

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Look at this sad sack, can't be bothered to tie his boots correctly, or even wear socks. Working hard, trancher!

And let's appreciate for a moment, how much shit they carry around, just to do normal ranch maintenance; he's even wearing a suspension rig, bearing way more gear than is reasonably needed for mucking out pastures. Gotta stay strapped in case a wild Earl appears, I guess.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Been trying to catch up with the tranch story but if I got this right Bon head is planning on leaving the tranch all cause some real pussy that's not a stink ditch is calling out to him? I see the featured headline already.

 

[Oxyjen]

The ironic part is that they could probably cater to an interesting niche of people who want to see educational videos of people living off of the land like that. I'm sure plenty of folks out there have a small plot of land and want to do something useful with it. They could even milk the whole tranny angle still pull in an even stronger niche. Of course, this would require them actually learning something and doing some actual work.

It’s infuriating. They’ve also lucked into what is arguably the most sustainable way to live in Colorado - the earthship. I know it has its haters, but if you look into how the water systems work, everything is recycled in order to grow food in a desert environment, it’s pretty ingenious. Instead it sits derelict while they consume and waste and carry on their grifting and roleplaying. That is true degeneracy.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It’s infuriating. They’ve also lucked into what is arguably the most sustainable way to live in Colorado - the earthship. I know it has its haters, but if you look into how the water systems work, everything is recycled in order to grow food in a desert environment, it’s pretty ingenious. Instead it sits derelict while they consume and waste and carry on their grifting and roleplaying. That is true degeneracy.

Could be, would be, if done properly. As it is now, however, it's an endless sink of time and money. Its former owners left for a reason.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Actually, I think Bonnie is having a good time with Alyssa.

I think the reason Bonnie is still retweeting tranch stuff is that he's making it loud and clear to others that he is not fucking off forever, the king WILL return, and SOMEONE better be cucked by then or else they're on the street. #freesky He invested money in it after all, and he's just as passive aggressive as he is aggressive aggressive. Besides, he's tweeting that he likes Alyssa's headmates, something no sane person would do. I really do think they like each other because both enable other's bad tendencies (alyssa's bpd need for attention and validation, bonnie's narcissim and pussy craving).

 

[Strix454]

Yes. Nobody wants to shovel shit if they don't have too so it's pretty common to have a small tractor, bob cat, or skid steer to make cleaning up much easier. Considering how many animals they have it's not what you'd call a neglected amount. The bigger issues with this is 1. There's no concrete pad to place it on to protect the land or water from run off, further polluting the land 2. They don't seem to be doing anything with it. Just piling it higher/all over the place? 3. They don't seem to be doing anything with it- either composting or recycling it into fertilizer. and 4. Because they're not doing anything with it, that means they've got ever increasing shit piles that will freeze / get rained on and be even more of a mess because it's not be reused- or removed.

There's a lady on youtube from Canada who does sheep/lambs for meat while her husband does a variety of crops, her sheep manure is converted into fertilizer for his crops. I don't know about Alpaca poop being used for similar but another issue is the tranch isn't growing anything, besides their animal hoard. There's no crop for them to plant and harvest to utilize the fertilizer aspect. So it's just shit piles. I don't even know if someone else would take it from them given the feed quality of the Alpacas is probably subpar.

I know these people make no sense but why the hell are they digging up the land anyway? You've already done the damage and created a barren wasteland. Aerating the soil isn't going to undo the damage you've already done, it's just making a bigger mess of the place because now it's not even hard packed earth. No way would they'd manage to have a good yield crop wise, without even considering the weather in the area and what could thrive there. Edit: and even if they tried to plant their animals would probably eat anything growing at the slightest opportunity. They're not planting cover crop and they probably wouldn't be able to for a similar issue.

Their land grows ever more desolate.

They have 36 acres of really marginal land with no potential (IMO) for crops. Normally what you want to do is ensure that the manure is spread as uniformly over the property as possible. You do that by managing where the animals are and by spreading out any big concentrations of manure over a wide area. You don't have to recycle it into fertilizer because properly spread over the land, its already a fertilizer for the plants the animals graze on. Crop fertilizer would be different, but there are no crops.

From the pictures, they are really doing severe damage to the land with the tractors. They are scraping it bare to pile up the manure and killing whatever plants were there. They just don't seem to know what they are doing at all.

But their overall problem is overgrazing and way too many animals on what was a really marginal piece of land to begin with. They are quickly stripping the land bare and turning that place into a desert.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Sky, my nigga, pack your shit and leave now. There is no good that can come from this anymore. BonBon (the absolute unit) and his cunt of a waifu are going to make your life hell. Just live your life as a normal gay dude and forget the tranch even exists. Forget Kevin, forget Pennywise, forget all those weirdos. This is the best thing that could happen to you.

 

[Lorgar]

Checked their gofundme and even with Denfur they're just over halfway to the goal of their current grift. Since they probably imagined it would be as successful as their last one they must be starting to shit their pants.


(Let me know if I fucked up and the images are still massive. Phoneposting scum)
Not going to try do maths and work out how long this will last them or anything since they're pretty far from rational consumers but currently shits looking pretty dire.
I smell Earl on the horizon.
Maybe there isn't a great schizm and Boner is planning on running away with kindness because his ship is sinking. I hope that's the case because as anyone with the misfortune of fucking a borderline can tell you, as soon as the honeymoon period with kindness is over cunts fucked.

 

[AprilRains]

Your math sucks. They're just under a quarter of the way there.

 

[Lorgar]

Your math sucks. They're just under a quarter of the way there.

12k+16k from Denfur is 28k my dude