Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[Captain Manning]

I'd like to point out that the fictitious Fat Bastard is actually far more reasonable than the real one (Ralph).

How the fictitious Fat Bastard would handle something like this:

How Ralph handles things:

"That's nawt a fart! I wus jus movin' mah leg! Fuck Nick Rekieta! Fuckin' snake! Gaytor! GAYTOR!!! They alawging muh again Gaytor! Ima sick this shit, and I'm better than ya'll!!!"

 

[Null]

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

my dream scenario would be that nick secretly asked jim to come on, jim comes in all "i dont know why he brings up my name all the time we havent spoken in years", tells josh he doesn't have any ill will towards him, and they all watch the video of ralph shitting his pants, laugh and make fun of him, whilst ralph is sat in the chat red faced and seething, telling them their days are numbered and hes coming for them all

Gunt's face grows beet-red and tears begin to well in the corners of his eyes as he slams his trotters repeatedly atop his long-suffering desk. Between the cries of "That paedophile Joshua Conner Moon!" and "Ah don't cahre!" he proclaims: "It's nawt poooooooo!!"

 

[Perspicacity]

Please tell me you have more
I want to watch as much of this stream as possible

It was mostly the same beats as yesterday, some moments of brilliance but it drifted into dead air territory after the first hour.

 

[Love Machine]

"Dainty's inferno"-Josh moon

Holy fuck that one was bad.

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

Did not expect to ever hear Ralph and the great book of grudges in the same sentence

TIL Ralph is a gunted Thorgrim Grudgebearer.

 

[Ol' Slag]

PPP also isnt innocent.
He wanted to join forces with NIck as soon as they got a common enemy.
Pathetic

They are all money grubbing whores chasing the nearest dollar.

I don't give a fuck if they are disingenuous pieces of shit, just be honest.

I want to see all them fight over the next superchats to the death in a glorious arena.

Blood for the blood god!

 

[2lolis1cup]

Did not expect to ever hear Raplh and the great book of grudges in the same sentence

TIL Ralph is a gunted Thorgrim Grudgebearer.

Fat
Bearded
Short
Holds Grudges

I've done the math and it checks out.

 

[Niggernerd]

Some highlights from Ralph's show today.
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Really projecting that blacked fetish huh gunt?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

I just like Rekieta asking the big questions back on the first stream.

 

[byuu]

It's really telling how Ralph uses people joking about Drexel cucking Nick as some serious gotcha to angrily sperg about.
He can't understand that we're just having fun with Ralph's antics because he only sees dirt to smear enemies with so he feels threatened about the silliest shit.

If it was Josh sharting on stream he would scream and rant on how he's the worst person ever who shits himself all the time.

 

[Ol' Slag]

Is Nick trying to weasel out of Gunt guarding?

Isn't offering to be some sort of counsel for the Gunt and thereby being unable to speak about the Gunt, pretty much Gunt guarding?

 

[Angry Shoes]

Man it really sucks that Rackets died of the coof rip in peace

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Man it really sucks that Rackets died of the coof rip in peace

It was actually Ligma.

 

[Captain Manning]

Is Nick trying to weasel out of Gunt guarding?

Isn't offering to be some sort of counsel for the Gunt and thereby being unable to speak about the Gunt, pretty much Gunt guarding?

He said a few minutes ago that the label KF gave him of being a Guntguard is/was indeed "fair."

His argument is that yes, he was Gunt guarding, but he believes there was an attorney-client relationship with Ralph after the sex tape thing happened, and that his law license would be in jeopardy if he talked about the Gunt. Now, because Ralph popped off like a retarded bottle rocket over (of all things) a fart/shart, he can open up a bit more.

I'm sure there will be a diversity of opinions expressed here on this.

EDIT: Typo.

 

[Angry Shoes]

It was actually Ligma.

My apologies, it was the coof plus bofa

 

[Ol' Slag]

He said a few minutes ago that the label KF gave him of being a Guntguard is/was indeed "fair."

He's argument is that yes, he was Gunt guarding, but he believes there was an attorney-client relationship with Ralph after the sex tape thing happened, and that his law license would be in jeopardy if he talked about the Gunt. Now, because Ralph popped off like a retarded bottle rocket over (of all things) a fart/shart, he can open up a bit more.

I'm sure there will be a diversity of opinions expressed here on this.

It just seemed his opinion was super weasely, which is par for the course when dealing with Rackets.

I was Gunt guarding but I really wasn't because x.....

Null naming the eggs Chantal and Jeffery Eggstien is amazing.

 

[Ragnarlodbrok]

Proably has been discussed a 1000th times but the Vic stuff is so fucking shady.

Oh i didn' hire Beard, Vic hired Beard. I just gave the phone number. I didn't recomend him.
Like OK there Rackets, Beard is clearly a good friend to you. Both have similar nerdy interests and both come from Texas. Even if there isn't an ulterior motive its really fucking fishy.
But its the legal world so i guess its always this shady.

 

[Jack Awful]

Re Gator:

Again:

Gator is a total loser. He's a fat virgin with no friends who works at a grocery store and lives with his parents. Ralph's show is all that gives him purpose and makes him feel important. If Ralph's show ever goes under or if Ralph gets pissed and kicks him off then Gator will have literally nothing in his life. Gator will do anything to stop that from happening. That's why he sucks Ralph's dick so hard. Also he might be thankful to Ralph for choosing him.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

I know people here generally don't like Rackets, and I won't try to rehabilitate him. But I will say, he's been very respectful of Ralph, perhaps overly respectful. He helped out Ralph way more than he should have, just because he wanted to honor their "friendship." And I can't blame him for that. Adults don't just blow up and burn bridges at the first hint of hostility.

You deserve this Ralph, you ungrateful, thin-skinned guntlet.