Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Emperor Percival Tachyon]

He's so punchable and decidedly jot a woman. He's also incredibky awkward from the first minute of the video. I have no plans to watch the full thing lest I give Ash money and myself crippling autism instead of regular autism.

I don't blame you for not wanting to watch the whole thing, but there is some comedy gold in there for those brave enough to stomach having to look at Kevin's cratered face for that long. He straight up admits that he buys too many toys and says "Hasboro just owns my wallet! Between Transformers and My Little Pony!" and that he wants more pony "stuffies"

What does this even mean? Is he trying to say he's not evil, just mentally ill?

I mean Rioley is apparently in on that whole Korps cult thing that was dug up awhile ago, so it could just be lame supervillain larping. Roleplaying "WE'RE LIKE TOTALLY EVIL QUEER VILLAINS!!1!" is kinda their whole thing.

 

[Lorgar]

Kevin has a starring role in Ash Coyote's latest video! More of his terrible camp gay man voice, and cringeworthy mannerisms as he spergs on and on about ponies. Even next to Ash, who's also a tranny, he's just SO much more masculine, in his face, voice, mannerisms. It's absolutely hilarious.

It really seems like literally the only thing he did to transition was get his dick cut off. Ash doesn't pass as a woman but Kevin doesn't even pass as a tranny.

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This makes me sad. His poor fucking kids

But beware of the very worst that come from the pay part of the site.

Fuck they know about the secret $50 a month shadow forum where we have in detail plans to enact trans genocide. Guys I'm really scared one of these brave women will pay Null the yearly subscription required through the bitcoin code thing at the bottom the page and infiltrate us.

 

[Ashamed of Yourself]

Jesus Mary and Joseph this thread went from 1500 to 1600 that fast?! Damn I got so caught up in the Chris jail saga I forgot we had other cows to tend to

The Kevin Gibes Expanded Universe is having a major convergence right now. If you think you had a lot to catch up on in this thread, slide on over to the Tranch thread, or the Manic Pixie BPDFTM alphabet soup of diagnostic spergery on Kindness's adjunct thread (now with extra Bonnie!)

 

[s0mbra]

Heckin gosh, we’re gonna Dilation 2: Validating Boogaloo.

2022: GET FUCKED IN MY NEW (NEW) VAG!!

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Well done, Neck. You've managed to make my MATI list. You absolute gay retard. Also, left Mississippi you say? I wonder if Neck and Wu ever crossed paths.

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

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Well done, Neck. You've managed to make my MATI list. You absolute gay retard. Also, left Mississippi you say? I wonder if Neck and Wu ever crossed paths.

Pay your child support you deadbeat peice of shit.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Damnit phone, rucked isn't even a fucking word (and I can't edit for some reason ree)

A modest proposal:

Ruck (to ruck, rucked), verb - to engage in sexual intercourse in a manner that is displeasing or disappointing to both parties.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Would any real women go back for another visit if that happened to them? Unless said doctor had the delivery of Leslie Nielsen.

This is hilarious. I'm getting major "reward for a child after a shot" vibes from the interaction: "I know it was hard letting me put half a finger in the Amhole, but it's all over now! Have I mentioned how lovely your axe wound looks? And if you need any more cooms for the road, have your Mxtress ask my receptionist."

 

[Kung Pow Cream]

I'm still on the fact that Kev was happy that someone complimented his labia. Sweetheart, no woman has their labia complimented at the doctor. She was probably trying to say that she's seen worse amholes. That doesn't mean that your amhole is close to cis woman's vagina or that is good looking. The fact that yours is filled with scar tissue automatically makes it worse. It's as if she said "Now I've seen some terrible fucked up neovaginas but your fucked up neovagina doesn't make me immediately pity your existence when I looked at it."

 

[John Furrman]

Kevin has a starring role in Ash Coyote's latest video! More of his terrible camp gay man voice, and cringeworthy mannerisms as he spergs on and on about ponies. Even next to Ash, who's also a tranny, he's just SO much more masculine, in his face, voice, mannerisms. It's absolutely hilarious.

The juxtaposition of a troon who doesn't try and a trans who has obviously done a lot to try to pass is indeed very striking. It's naïve of Ash, who so far is not an unlikable character, that she would further debase her already shaky social standing as a fucking furry documentarian by associating with the Amhole and company.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The juxtaposition of a troon who doesn't try and a trans who has obviously done a lot to try to pass is indeed very striking. It's naïve of Ash, who so far is not an unlikable character, that she would further debase her already shaky social standing as a fucking furry documentarian by associating with the Amhole and company.

The interaction of any of these people with any of these other people never fails to astonish.

Birds of a feather and all that, but people do get judged by the company they keep, and the tranch is a benzine ring of degeneracy.

 

[s0mbra]

Kevin admit being an incel
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"Easier to have sex"
Kevin, you can't even put a single finger all the way in...

 

[stupid frog]

He's coping really hard
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I mean, it's basically a fact that Kevin is a fucking retard.

"Minor complication"? Kevin, I'm like 85% sure you were thinking of revision while your butcher was avoiding your calls. You can barely stick a finger in your amhole. Like, a pinky? I'm guessing probably only where the nailbed is, or to the main bendy (idr name, but the second joint iirc).

You will never fully enjoy your closing amhole.

You will never be a woman, Kevin Gibes.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I'm guessing the "earworm" he's referring to is a Friends reference? Imagine being so lacking in sympathy for the wife and kids you abandoned that you joke about leaving them.

 

[stupid frog]

I love how Wedge unironically confirms he probably stinks to high heaven because "he's a bird", cause we already didn't know from the pictures of his junk he took. I don't know why furfags think birds just stink, they bathe, too.

Birdbaths are literally a thing that exist. He's so fucking retarded.

 

[War]

Kevin has a starring role in Ash Coyote's latest video! More of his terrible camp gay man voice, and cringeworthy mannerisms as he spergs on and on about ponies. Even next to Ash, who's also a tranny, he's just SO much more masculine, in his face, voice, mannerisms. It's absolutely hilarious.

Christ I've been lurking this thread for months and somehow evaded hearing his real voice, it's even more masculine than I expected. Heccin valid, repelling capitalism one Hasbro Pulse Purchase at a time.

 

[stupid frog]

And remember Kevin is the fact checker supreme, correcting all those vile rumours coming from Kiwi Farms. But beware of the very worst that come from the pay part of the site.
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Let's meet up in the secret part in half an hour to decide which of Kevin's tweets we're going to laugh at next

Jokes on you, there is a thread in a secret forum. Only real VIP can post in it though.

 

[AMHOLIO]

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Well done, Neck. You've managed to make my MATI list. You absolute gay retard. Also, left Mississippi you say? I wonder if Neck and Wu ever crossed paths.

I don't get how he thinks it wasn't going to be this way. Legitimately, what the fuck did you expect neck? Like, oh boy, my dad is running to new states without me and we're going to be poorer now and lonelier! Thanks!
It speaks to his awareness of other's emotions: of course HE would cheer on if someone went trans and ran to find himself, why wouldn't the family?

While a two person household is better, they're better off without this nymphomaniac sex tard.

Jokes on you, there is a thread in a secret forum. Only real VIP can post in it though.

*Very Important PersonsofInterest. The deepest of lolcows: the ones who give their tugboat to null. (Hey, someone's gotta keep this forum and pepper garden afloat).

 

[AirdropShitposts]

And remember Kevin is the fact checker supreme, correcting all those vile rumours coming from Kiwi Farms. But beware of the very worst that come from the pay part of the site.
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Let's meet up in the secret part in half an hour to decide which of Kevin's tweets we're going to laugh at next

Wow, so I paid over $4000 in BAT to get this "True & Honest Fan" tag and I don't even get to see the good stuff?

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[stupid frog]

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