Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Nick Rekieta & Elijah Schaffer - Current status: Nick Rekieta exposed for having a more attractive wife, big L.

[Captain Manning]

It was about 2 years ago when Mad Black Atheist sperged out and threatened Nick, for equally stupid reasons.

The funniest thing about that one is that it all came down to a tard fight between two people who both have threads on the Farms: MBA and Perfection.

don't act like you were always a nick fanboy. i remember when you publically announced your break up here because he lied to PPP&you about his Ethan Ralph knowledge

I'm not. Liking or not liking Nick has nothing to do with the fact Nick is more successful than Ralph. That's not an opinion. It's just a fact. Does anybody here seriously want to debate that? On the list of things I think most people here should be able to agree on, that would be on the list.

Ralph is simply straight-up delusional as to how successful he thinks it is. He lives in the past. Life is full of relative situations and judgements.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I fucking wish, unisex shitters rule, i hate public bathrooms but i hate them more when someone else can walk in and hear you shit.

guess you aren't a fan of Mcbeal, it was a unisex public bathroom and most plot points involved someone taking a shit overhearing things they shouldn't have.

Also can't wait for Dick to abandon Ralph. its one thing to burn null because Null doesn't like the idea of fucking teenagers. but dick has no reason to pick ralph over nick. Dick already told him not to say shit about vegas and nick is a much more successful and longer friend than ralph. (plus nick has 4 little girls for dick to groom) Dick also probably did the same shit as ralph and said a lot of sus things to nick because of his law speak basically turning him into a confession booth. And beyond that Ralph's jail sentence and debt and lack of cash flow means at some point ralph will end up asking dick for money and get burned anyway.

Dick will do what he did with asteros and just abandon him, only full attacking him once the time is right (like when ethan is behind bars)

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Does anyone here know the average numbers between Gunt and Rekieta streams and the difference in numbers?
Could ralph have a good old case jealousy of Rekieta being able to still stream on YouTube unlike Ralph who jumps platform to platform on no name streams?

Rackets kind of goes between 800 and 2000 live of late and trends towards the average of those numbers, really depends on topic/guest. That's still averaging out to more than Ralph on a good day, but the numbers don't tell the whole story as those numbers have more or less leveled out since the Vic stuff went to appeal over a year ago, with perhaps very small gains in livestream viewership, his metrics there aren't lighting the world on fire.

I think if there's jealousy involved it is likely over the absurd superchat income Nick makes. IIRC he was top 20 superchat earners in the US for youtube, unless he got bumped by the addition of more Vtubers recently. We're talking about a situation where Nick makes more in a really good month that Ralph currently makes in an average year post stream.me.

If Ralph actually believes he "made" Nick (and he might), that gap would have to eat at his craw.

 

[AltisticRight]

Rieketa losses his law license and gets a proper KF thread where your allowed to be mean to him.

You can be mean to him all you like here, I certainly won't give a fuck and I'm not gonna ban anyone for throwing jabs at the internet lolyer. I actually don't think Drexel fucks his wife but it's sure funny to see his reactions. Hell, I don't even think the gunt sharted in that clip but his over the top trigglypuff like spergery makes me think that he does shart, a lot, just not in that instance. He probably sharted numerous times throughout that stream, the mic wouldn't pick it up, he's right about that one thing, and also inserting stuff up his butt. (Think: Nora's dildos)

 

[Stanley Tit]

It looks to me that just as Ralph has supposedly imitated Dick Masterson in the past, he's now trying to model himself after Nick Fuentes. Rekieta snubbing the Fuck Trovo stream became his version of Patrick Casey snubbing AFPAC 2. I think he's really impressed with how Fuentes now devotes all of his time & energy to policing insubordination. It gets his wigger heart racing & he thinks, "Now that's thug life."

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

He probably had to clean the chair

SURFER, CLEAN THE CHAIR

 

[Criminal Stupidity]

I never knew there was an animal in nature other than the Gunt himself who was such a perfect fit for Ralph. It's surreal that it's this sound which has led to all of this.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It was mostly the same beats as yesterday, some moments of brilliance but it drifted into dead air territory after the first hour.

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I know I shouldn’t be shocked by anything Ralph does anymore but I am honestly floored that he is still trying to say that he didn’t fart at all.

Like dude, I get the sharting is embarrassing, but I would be willing to give you some benefit of the doubt that it was just a fart, we all do it.

But no, you have to be a wigger and say the entire thing is a plot from the kiwi farms gay ops department to discredit you. Like you obviously did it, you your chat went ape shit when it happened, you played some “wamp wamp” sounds when you noticed your chat wouldn’t just forget about you lacing the inside of your shorts with Mays 3$ nachos. and now your gonna burn a “powerful ally” to try and save face when there is no face to be saved.

If it was Josh sharting on stream he would scream and rant on how he's the worst person ever who shits himself all the time.

Bruh even if Josh’s chair just squeaked a tiny bit Ralph would have T-shirts by the end of the week saying “Josh Conner Moon is a pedo who shits into his chair!!!!”.

 

[tigerbloodman]

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Earthworm Jim wants me to give it a rest. But as someone more concerned about Ralph than me, surely he sees that Ralph is digging a deeper hole for himself.

Why is it right for Ralph to go after someone who helped him and someone who can screw him royally if crossed? Wolfgang, who is part of the Chillstream Discord Cabal has the answer!

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I guess if I had a real relationship, I will know that being laughed at for sharting is betrayal. Who cares if Rekieta has offered to help him and provided content?

Are they pretending to be stupid? Or do they really believe that Ralph can do no wrong?

By the way, I am blocked on Odysee chat.

If i sharted in front of my mates, id expect to be relentlessly razzed over. I think this thin skinned fuckwit in the chat is the one whos never had friends before.

Imagine having an ego as fragile as Ralph's, going straight wigger moment at every perceived slight. Nicks initial comment is so diplomatic and crafted to stop chat from being whiny bellands.

 

[Thomas Highway]

If i sharted in front of my mates, id expect to be relentlessly razzed over.

Ralph doesn't have any friends.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

guess you aren't a fan of Mcbeal, it was a unisex public bathroom and most plot points involved someone taking a shit overhearing things they shouldn't have.

I don't watch homosexual anime

 

[Cherenkovblue]

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fucking trooper for trying

You know, I thought this sounded familiar...

 

[Jarolleon]

Is this really Gator? If so, this is the closest he's ever come to insulting master and he still had to partially blame Nick to balance it out.

Also it's worded vaguely enough that each party can interpret the other as the one who "risks being charged with an alleged crime".

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Wow, Ralph is just completely insane.

Mind you, Josh should have got a few more jabs in - I would personally have just started bringing up the fact his entire family is dead if he started on that route with me.

Not only dead. Most of them died alone and neglected. See the uber-dialysis event.

 

[Captain Manning]

We're talking about a situation where Nick makes more in a really good month that Ralph currently makes in an average year post stream.me.

Pretty much. Numbers don't lie. Money doesn't care. It doesn't matter what anyone thinks of either of them as people.

If Ralph actually believes he "made" Nick (and he might), that gap would have to eat at his craw.

I would say that Dick, by proxy, played a big role in Nick's initial ascendency to "e-fame" because Nick started out with the Maddox stuff. Then there was the Tonkasaw thing, which Ralph was involved in, but not in control of. If Ralph is taking credit for that, he's taking credit for it in the same way that he takes credit for Jarbo. That wouldn't have happened without Zidan. And, of course, it should go without saying his biggest spike in numbers came from Weebwars.

I can't envision a rational argument where Ralph "made" Nick. Certain other people? Sure.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

I don't watch homosexual anime

that clearly isn't true based on your avi; plus it might as well be based on your life. a single Female (presenting?) lawyer who's quirky and online and enjoys memes takes shitty cases with her quirky co-workers

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I never knew there was an animal in nature other than the Gunt himself who was such a perfect fit for Ralph. It's surreal that it's this sound which has led to all of this.

The fat of the gunt and the nose of Rackets. It's a perfect encapsulation of this whole situation.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

The Fed connection is simpler than that. He spends money on extravagances when getting credit would be difficult, takes regular trips to D.C., is on friendly terms with Richard Spencer and Jacob Wohl, his assets were not frozen when others who received bitcoin from the dead French guy were.

Oh, it's more than that. This kid's been getting in and out of trouble for so long you have to wonder if someone's bailing him out. So I'll just go ahead and say it: Ralph's an FBI informant. He's pulling the same schtick that Hal Turner did. He feeds information to the feds. Go ahead and tell me I'm wrong. You know there's enough sus shit around him that it could be true... and if someone were spergy enough to pull his phone records and see who he's been calling I'm sure we'd find evidence that he's been in regular contact with his local FBI field office talking to his handler.

 

[Garth]

I don't watch homosexual anime

Impossible. All anime is fucking gay.

 

[Angry Shoes]

After listening to the fart clip several time I’m still not sure if it was an actual fart or just a leather creak when he moved in the chair. But the fun part is it doesn’t matter. Regardless of what it was Ethan still had a fucking meltdown over it and burnt one of the most stable bridges he had built. This is why he’s one of my favorite cows: it doesn’t matter how minor the accusation is, he reacts to it as if his life is in danger.