Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[AMHOLIO]

I will never understand what compels a person to tattoo porn on themselves. And it's always weird porn, too.

Three choices:

1. Attention seeking
2. Lost a bet
3. autism, literally. they're more likely to be oblivious/ignore social norms and have sexual fixations, thus the proud lego porn tatoo.

 

[PandaChai]

Three choices:

1. Attention seeking
2. Lost a bet
3. autism, literally. they're more likely to be oblivious/ignore social norms and have sexual fixations, thus the proud lego porn tatoo.

4. Incurable coomerism

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Got a juicy one fresh off my cuckbook tattoo group. Comes with a defensive post and great comments!






Let's have a look at the comments shall we?


So I start asking myself what kind of woman does this... Well, here's the profile and I'll be honest, I don't think this is no woman...



Hmmm military, truck driving and chink filters set to 11....


HMMMM... let's check out 'her' usual cuckbook posts....


Very thunk provoking indeed.

The tattoos... interesting, but not half as....interesting... as its owner.

 

[AMHOLIO]

You can digitally sandblast your face to hell but my god that is a troon face if I ever saw one.

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

You can digitally sandblast your face to hell but my god that is a troon face if I ever saw one.

That hairline, man, it's giving ben franklin troon a run for its money.

Also the halfway house room is a dead giveaway.

 

[VinegarPussy]

The hands are rather…thickened. Looks like a working man’s hands…not out delicate black dick sucking flower.

 

[Schmeckel]

I'll never understand why people go to the lengths that they do to fuck up their bodies like that. Sure it looks cool for one night out at the club but are you really going to spend the rest of your life with fucked up eyes that will scare away any sane person you approach?
It's even more stupid when you know sclera lenses exist and look so much fucking better than whatever the hell they're injecting into their eyeballs. And it's not a permanent deformity that guarantees you won't get any jobs in the future, hurray!
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A. That looks cool as fuck.
B. I fucking hate needles, so getting close to my eyes with a tattoo gun without catching some fists...not gonna happen. God damn this makes me uncomfortable.

 

[lamp shade]

A. That looks cool as fuck.
B. I fucking hate needles, so getting close to my eyes with a tattoo gun without catching some fists...not gonna happen. God damn this makes me uncomfortable.

They actually do the sclera tattoos with a syringe which is somehow more horrifying than the idea of doing it with a tattoo machine.

 

[RandallBoggs]

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Based dangerhair. It's always "freedom of speech and freedom of consequence" unless it's hurting their feelings.
Also lol "Sandie Renee" I'll just cross quote my comment from the Nexpo thread

Lol just from hearing that name you can infer it's trans, I can't think of anything more old man-like than being uncreative and trying to come up with a hot girl name, so you use two first names of stereotypically hot girls (from your time at least because no bimbo nowadays is called Susan or Monica.)

 

[Marche]

Got a juicy one fresh off my cuckbook tattoo group. Comes with a defensive post and great comments!


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Let's have a look at the comments shall we?
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So I start asking myself what kind of woman does this... Well, here's the profile and I'll be honest, I don't think this is no woman...
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Hmmm military, truck driving and chink filters set to 11....
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HMMMM... let's check out 'her' usual cuckbook posts....
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Very thunk provoking indeed.

The tattoos... interesting, but not half as....interesting... as its owner.

Imagine this creature coming into your workplace, you loved drawing as a kid and turned that into a profession, you create art and spent years perfecting your practice, all the problems that come with tattooing like dealing with bikers and all the health and safty requirements.
and in stumbles this 6.2" tranny wearing a crop top and balding head, he comes up to you and shows you what exactly he wants.
instead of having the moral integrity, the standards, the self worth, you tell him to go take a seat and spend the next hour tattooing "Black cocksucker" on this mans neck.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Imagine this creature coming into your workplace, you loved drawing as a kid and turned that into a profession, you create art and spent years perfecting your practice, all the problems that come with tattooing like dealing with bikers and all the health and safty requirements.
and in stumbles this 6.2" tranny wearing a crop top and balding head, he comes up to you and shows you what exactly he wants.
instead of having the moral integrity, the standards, the self worth, you tell him to go take a seat and spend the next hour tattooing "Black cocksucker" on this mans neck.

Are you saying people on Kiwifarms wouldn't tattoo it because they have standards? Are you saying this Mf comes up to us and wants "BLACK COCKSUCKER" on his back and not only would we NOT do it but NOT take photos and post it to the farms as an insane ass story?

 

[Complete Reprobate]

Imagine this creature coming into your workplace, you loved drawing as a kid and turned that into a profession, you create art and spent years perfecting your practice, all the problems that come with tattooing like dealing with bikers and all the health and safty requirements.
and in stumbles this 6.2" tranny wearing a crop top and balding head, he comes up to you and shows you what exactly he wants.
instead of having the moral integrity, the standards, the self worth, you tell him to go take a seat and spend the next hour tattooing "Black cocksucker" on this mans neck.

That was probably the easiest money the artiste made that night. Also, a funny story.

Now, things might be more in line with your post if all the poor tattooist got was a steady stream of 6'5" W A M E N wanting variations of BLACKED tattooed on their greasy wamensonas 10 hours a day, 360 days a year (count some days off).

41% discount on alternate tuesdays!

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

That was probably the easiest money the artiste made that night. Also, a funny story.

Now, things might be more in line with your post if all the poor tattooist got was a steady stream of 6'5" W A M E N wanting variations of BLACKED tattooed on their greasy wamensonas 10 hours a day, 360 days a year (count some days off).

41% discount on alternate tuesdays!

Good thing these here troons have no friends to recommend the artist to!

Were it me though, I'd slide an extra handling fee into the cost, same as I do for stinkers and rude bastards.

That said the artist did a good job considering; troon skin tattoos about as well as 80 year old skin.

 

[RandallBoggs]

Imagine this creature coming into your workplace, you loved drawing as a kid and turned that into a profession, you create art and spent years perfecting your practice, all the problems that come with tattooing like dealing with bikers and all the health and safty requirements.
and in stumbles this 6.2" tranny wearing a crop top and balding head, he comes up to you and shows you what exactly he wants.
instead of having the moral integrity, the standards, the self worth, you tell him to go take a seat and spend the next hour tattooing "Black cocksucker" on this mans neck.

Why wouldn't you take the job? You get paid a fucktton for some boring simple tattoo and a tranny gets to self loath in the future over their coombrain decisions lol.

 

[Treasure Champs]

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Oh, come on, people. This tattoo was clearly acquired on the floor of a prison cell.

Dog tits, hmmm? What would having tits as a dog make you, huh, huh?

Somewhere, Big G. is weeping cos you didn't get his clever joke.

 

[Sperghetti]

Hmmm military, truck driving and chink filters set to 11....
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Speaking of driving trucks, you could probably park one in this guy’s philtrum.

 

[TiddyApples]

Finally, an excuse to post this.

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Ok, society needs to change, we need to send everyone to prison and have the earn their way out.

 

[Otterly]

Imagine this creature coming into your workplace, you loved drawing as a kid and turned that into a profession, you create art and spent years perfecting your practice, all the problems that come with tattooing like dealing with bikers and all the health and safty requirements.
and in stumbles this 6.2" tranny wearing a crop top and balding head, he comes up to you and shows you what exactly he wants.
instead of having the moral integrity, the standards, the self worth, you tell him to go take a seat and spend the next hour tattooing "Black cocksucker" on this mans neck.

It’s a testament to how much the farms has ruined me that my first thought was ‘well that’s centred badly on the neck, sloppy job…’

 

[Jaded Optimist]

Music tattoos!

This one is actually from inkmaster

Good song, bad tattoo

 

[yasscat]

Not sure if it was the intended look, but the shading makes it look like muscle striations