Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Water-T]

B. even she freely admits the only “moments of joy” with her child were when she stole his ice cream too.

That's what that little turd deserves for hogging all of Mamah's M & M s!

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Spoiler

Probably too expensive to get enough for Ryann.

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Tessy Time
Here's the ad by itself:
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The products:
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Tess' "kit"
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Spoiler: Instagram vids

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The prices!

Just go to Ulta and buy stuff from The Ordinary line. More bang for your buck and none of your money is going to "influencers" like Tess.

I would buy skincare from Kylie Jenner before I put one penny in Tess's pocket, and I LOATHE the Karjenner Koven.

ETA: something I wondered about, the round, discolored area on Tess's thighs, could that be a burn from urine/not wiping properly? I know morbidly obese people have trouble keeping their genital area clean.

 

[Flawmil]

How many times has she tried to revitalize her dwindling “modeling” career by clapping back at her haters. There’s a very specific formula to her repeated narccistic victim hood.

First: write a lengthy post trying to sound as poetic as possible about how hard she has it

Then (this step is crucial): hypocritically write how much you don’t care what they say

Finally: Top it off by telling everyone how she’s doing this for her fat fans and she goes through all this turmoil just for them!!!

She then collects sympathy and “I love yous” from random people who pity her or want to seem PC. I would say this happens every couple of months. Should make a collage of all her WAAAAHHH posts put together to see how similar they are.

 

[It’s Currently Raining]

Yup that explains it.
Like how an overconsumption of food can destroy the body, over-exfoliation can destroy the face. If Tess is using those products in her kit on the daily, the acids, enzymes, and physical exfoliants are tearing away her face bit by bit.

Oh and the wonderful, radiation-bestowing sun? On her ruined skin barrier? We know she’s probably too lazy to keep up with her SPF in sunny, sunny CA. Bad news bears.

TLDR exfoliation in moderation

 

[Voivode]

ETA: something I wondered about, the round, discolored area on Tess's thighs, could that be a burn from urine/not wiping properly? I know morbidly obese people have trouble keeping their genital area clean.

Like said earlier, it’s mainly hyperpigmentation from the chafing, it thins the skin and I guess it’s a type of scaring. Not being able to clean the area properly probably adds a lot to it too.

Instead of using snail slime shit there’s literally anti chafing creams in pharmacies and camping stores which are cheap and would work better anyways @My cravat doesn't flutter

Like how an overconsumption of food can destroy the body, over-exfoliation can destroy the face. If Tess is using those products in her kit on the daily, the acids, enzymes, and physical exfoliants are tearing away her face bit by bit.

I don’t understand how people can do that without feeling their face becoming more sensitive, I don’t reckon that it’s painful but it must feel weird enough to put shit down and try a different daily routine.

You know what’s funny? With this talk about her dark thighs, a way to treat it is with constant exfoliation so chances are if she used her skin care routine on her thighs it’d probably help lighten it. But she wouldn’t be able to do that because fat

 

[NoReturn]

Yup that explains it.
Like how an overconsumption of food can destroy the body, over-exfoliation can destroy the face. If Tess is using those products in her kit on the daily, the acids, enzymes, and physical exfoliants are tearing away her face bit by bit.

Oh and the wonderful, radiation-bestowing sun? On her ruined skin barrier? We know she’s probably too lazy to keep up with her SPF in sunny, sunny CA. Bad news bears.

TLDR exfoliation in moderation

Scrub my face with used coffee grounds from the Starbucks bin mixed with vitamin E, got it.

Instead of using snail slime shit there’s literally anti chafing creams in pharmacies and camping stores which are cheap and would work better anyways @My cravat doesn't flutter

What do those things even feel like? I've seen "anti-friction sticks" before but it looks like it would feel weird to use.

I don’t understand how people can do that without feeling their face becoming more sensitive, I don’t reckon that it’s painful but it must feel weird enough to put shit down and try a different daily routine.

I don't think they notice. Slight PL but I once had something bad happen and I didn't notice until it was too late because it happened so gradually. I imagine the skin sensitivity is the same way.

 

[Voivode]

What do those things even feel like? I've seen "anti-friction sticks" before but it looks like it would feel weird to use.

I’ve had to use them for running, you get used to the feeling they add moisture but in a thick layer that doesn’t move around, so even if you sweat like a pig it doesn’t move around and get messy and lasts for a while. It’s worth investing in one if you go running, hiking etc or even just have larger thighs.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I’ve had to use them for running, you get used to the feeling they add moisture but in a thick layer that doesn’t move around, so even if you sweat like a pig it doesn’t move around and get messy and lasts for a while. It’s worth investing in one if you go running, hiking etc or even just have larger thighs.

I wanted to get one for my feet, but the clerk told me to use an antiperspirant stick that I kept only for my feet. She said it was cheaper and the same ingredients. It did work.

 

[Cripple]

Spoiler

Probably too expensive to get enough for Ryann.

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Tessy Time
Here's the ad by itself:
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The products:
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Tess' "kit"
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Spoiler: Instagram vids

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Good lord the only worse person to use for a skin care product than Tess is an actual leper. Even in the website's photo she looks ruddy and oily! I still don't understand how her skin looks so bad when she supposedly uses all these high end products! It lead me to think skincare was pointless if not my far cheaper routine being far more effective than anything she uses.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Good lord the only worse person to use for a skin care product than Tess is an actual leper. Even in the website's photo she looks ruddy and oily! I still don't understand how her skin looks so bad when she supposedly uses all these high end products! It lead me to think skincare was pointless if not my far cheaper routine being far more effective than anything she uses.

Makes more sense if you think of her as the "before" picture.

 

[NoReturn]

It lead me to think skincare was pointless if not my far cheaper routine being far more effective than anything she uses.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

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I have a hard time believing her makeup actually stays on her face and doesn't just slide off with all the sweat and grease. Why put in the miniscule effort of washing your face when you can just sweat it off? Sure, you'll fuck up your skin, but that's what makeup's for, right?

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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Lol fat

Good lord the only worse person to use for a skin care product than Tess is an actual leper. Even in the website's photo she looks ruddy and oily! I still don't understand how her skin looks so bad when she supposedly uses all these high end products! It lead me to think skincare was pointless if not my far cheaper routine being far more effective than anything she uses.

No skincare product in the world can cancel out the effects of being 500 lbs. Diet, exercise, lifestyle factors as well as the fact that being huge fucks up your hormones (cystic acne is a symptom of pcos for example) are far more important than consooming skincare products.

 

[Yeeted Teet]

What is causing that darkening of the skin on the inner thighs, lower asscheeks like that?!

Acanthosis nigricans, in fatties it's usually a sign of insulin resistance.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Damn who knew a power leveling fatty would spawn two pages of thigh chafe skincare sperging. I hate all of you but cheesegirl who gives good advice and I actually believe is a smokin granny

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Lol fat

No skincare product in the world can cancel out the effects of being 500 lbs. Diet, exercise, lifestyle factors as well as the fact that being huge fucks up your hormones (cystic acne is a symptom of pcos for example) are far more important than consooming skincare products.

And Tess is getting laser hair removal done on her face. I can see having a wee bit of a mustache, but hair all over your face is a classic sign of fat playing havoc with your hormones.
Look at some of the bigger women on "M600PL" they have better beards than many men do.

 

[Gay Mouth]

Tess has too much trauma from being undateable trash, UwU

The skinny skeleton rejected her and it reminded her her husband is getting his ass pounded down unda

 

[Jabberwokky]

Tess has too much trauma from being undateable trash, UwU

The skinny skeleton rejected her and it reminded her her husband is getting his ass pounded down unda

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“trauma” to her feet and knees from having to walk through the mazes for sure.

edit: sorry for newfag formatting

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I'm not sticking up for her, but I don't care for mazes that much, either.

Went in a mirror maze at Cannery Row, husband and cheeselet went right through it, but I could NOT find my way out and started to panic.
Mr Cheese had to come rescue me, not my proudest moment.

 

[NoReturn]

She posted this before going: