Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

So.

Opens with her in front of her filthy stairs drinking rum out of a champagne glass.

Cringe ensues as she and Peetz try to recreate Shining scenes ("Heeeeeere's Ramona!")

You should get large, raw shrimp for this recipe, but she got small cooked ones, so they will be rubbery and overcooked. What a foodie.

Puts ingredients together while sitting down and filming; everything is awkward. Things spill. Utensils fall.

"They should be cooked on a skewer", but she's just gonna dump them on a grill. Half of them will fall through so she'll compensate by dumping the rest on top.

"They only need to cook for a minute or two." They are already cooked. You're just making them inedible.

Dumps enormous amount of shrimp onto giant pile of rice. Drops a fistful of green onion and cilantro on top as "garnish".

"It's a very sweet glaze." No kidding.

"Lucky for me, the complaints department is so overloaded in the afterlife, who's gonna care?" Wut.

"I think I like my rum more in my food." Uh huh.

*eating noises*

"I am not grocery shopping in the afterlife." I would really like to know what Chantal's concept of the afterlife is like. It sounds like a department store, honestly.

"So the AHA is a little anachronistic for the time period..." So is being morbidly obese. But I guess you're an English major after all. That was a big word.

"I'm sure The Shining was being played while I was being conceived." Fucking hell.

"It's based on the novel by Stephen King and the movie is by Stanley Kubrick. There was also a crappy made for TV movie."

I can't hear what she's saying about the movie over her smacking her lips. I really can't.

"That's the kind of horror I like. Some people are gore hounds... Keeping the tails on really prevented me from eating this faster. I can't tell if I'm dropping rice on my dress or if it's sequins."

"Stanley Kubrick has passed away sadly. He's probably rolling over in his grave watching this. It's a very sweet sauce."

"I was in the mood for something Carribbean and tropical tasting and summery..." So what does this have to do with The Shining? I guess it doesn't matter because you have said literally nothing about the movie other than dropping King and Kubrick's names. Who was in it? What year was it released? What was it even about? "It was beautifully shot." Oh great, how enlightening.

"The sidewinder's full of snow, I can't get down on the snowcat... Where's my earring? I have an eternity to look for it."

"Are you getting sick of my afterlife jokes yet?" It literally just occurred to me that those were jokes.

"Well, I'm done eating. Gonna pack up the rest..." Pressing X.

Something about the Torrances coming to dinner, I stopped caring a while ago.

The end.

One down, 30 to go.

 

[marjoram]

Spiced rum, what a moron.

The only thing scary about this is her cooking. Anybody think she checked if the shrimp were cleaned properly?

Yeah, me neither.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Shes eating in a toilet yall

 

[Baby Beluga]

Spiced rum, what a moron.

The only thing scary about this is her cooking. Anybody think she checked if the shrimp were cleaned properly?

Yeah, me neither.

I’m surprised she hasn’t already whipped out a huge bag of trick or treat fun sized candy bars and started chowing down on them. “I bought these for trick or treaters, but I just remembered that no one will be trick or treating because of Covid, so it’s okay if I just eat a few, amiright?”

Rips into bag, starts opening wrappers and cramming candy bars into her mouth. After a few minutes of ungodly chomping and smacking noises her face and hands are covered with melting chocolate. Licks off peefingers. Grimaces as she expels a loud, long, squishy sounding fart. Happy Halloween!!

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

She legit admits in her grocery haul that she got small frozen shrimp (i.e. the recipe is already fucked) instead of big fresh shrimp.

Here's a thought, Foodie. Drive your fat ass to Farm Boy and buy your own fresh shrimp. Instead of relying on Walmart shoppers. What are you doing instead?

Then admits while she is cooking that she fucked it up again on the grill. As someone upthread said, you don't need to be eating those to tell they turned out rubbery as fuck. But she still tried to play it off as "Mmmm, oh wow! The coconut milk! The lime!"

This was almost as cringey as the Pulp Fiction time warp she did exactly one year ago today. Educating us on the basic history and story of a movie that 90% of adults have probably seen at least once, if not many times. And I refuse to give her props for putting a day's worth of effort into a video for once in almost a year. This is her JOB after all.

Although, I would have given her a shred of respect if she at least admitted the shrimp was shit while she was eating eat.

 

[Ben Lurkin']

It would be amusing if, in a few days, we were to get a video of the correct way to make this dish...from Nader.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I have made a summoning circle for when Jabba neglects us.
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***Edited to add KF symbol

Just wanted to bump this up for Gravytober

 

[Pizza Sloth]

Shes eating in a toilet yall
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I wouldn't be surprised if the logic of this was due to the scene in The Shining with the woman in the tub that turns into the old lady.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

If this had been her first attempt at a scripted video, I & no doubt many others would have provided polite, kindly phrased hints at how to improve her output. But it's not her first rodeo so all I can say is:

"Proper planning & preparation prevents piss poor performance."

Her basic production values sucked. Her outfit was jarring inappropriate considering she made no attempts to tie it in verbally to the ballroom photos from the movie... which not everyone has seen, if it's not a genre they like.

She didn't have the right supplies or equipment & bulling through regardless rarely produces good results.

Her editing was poor at best - why on earth did she leave in that bit telling Peetz the water was still running, for example?

She wasn't sure of her 'lines' & although deadpan Peetz can be funny, they should have rehearsed more.

But her biggest problem in in my opinion is that for the last 6 months, she's been showing us her physical & metaphorical ass - stoned out of her gourd, slurring, sloppy in every aspect imaginable, arrogant, rude, supremely self-centered, oblivious to the effects her words, (lies), have on others & too many other nasty traits to mention.

Some of her current VIBs seem willing to overlook that as evidenced by the overly enthusiastic comments many left: "Good for YOU!" as if she was a toddler in the middle of toilet training who finally managed to yank her Pullups into the proper position. I suspect a silent majority weren't impressed & are wondering how many days she'll manage to film, edit & upload before losing her shit over something & going down in flames.

Farmers & Haydur Nation won't be fooled but if she can keep this level of effort, (massive for her), going for a couple of weeks, she might convince people new to her that she's funny, knows what she's doing & is worth following.

Not sure what she had planned for the next 3 days but we're expecting rain & dreary, dull days - she'll have to rethink any outdoor stuff she might have had thought of doing. I honestly don't think she has more than perhaps a week's worth of ideas in her head. There is a lot she could do that might even be somewhat original but she's not paying me to give her ideas.
S

 

[Who Now]

I don't know why people expect her to have anything to say about Joe. She doesn't give a shit. No one online is a real person to her and even if they were, she wouldn't care. She only cares about people in her real life as far as what they think of her and what they can do for her.

Here is Oct 1, 2018
We thought this was cringe then. We were naive.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Her basic production values sucked. Her outfit was jarring inappropriate considering she made no attempts to tie it in verbally to the ballroom photos from the movie... which not everyone has seen, if it's not a genre they like.

This is just it.

It's actually insulting that she said so little about the movie. She said that it was more "cinematic" than the book -- bravo, fatty. That's kind of what visual media (like, say, cinema) does. She bitched about a change from the movie to the miniseries (mostly so she could shit on "some guy who looked like he had an IBM computer in his bedroom, yannow?") but didn't talk about the movie at all.

I'm just gobsmacked. How do you not talk about the cast, plot, or production of the fucking movie you're making a video about? She managed to recollect that Rebecca De Mornay was in the TV miniseries (though she kept referring to it as a "made for TV movie") but did she mention Shelley Duvall or Jack Nicholson? No? Alright then.

And I'm not just being an autistic cine-fag about this. I'm not mad that her fancy-dress reference didn't work (it was dumb, but whatever). I'm not ranting because she got some detail wrong or even that she repeated some debunked urban legend as though it were true. She said fucking NOTHING about the movie. It was "before my time". Great. So what year was that? Any clues other than that you're almost 40?

She made a few pop culture references everyone knows (the "HEEEERE'S RAMONA!" thing made me physically cringe, but I'm sure everyone got the joke, at least) and a couple of references that someone who's seen the movie once might know, like Grady telling Sam that he was the caretaker.

Any mention of why it's considered a classic? Any thought spared to the dozens of conspiracy theories about what Kubrick was actually trying to say? No mention of the changes from the book to the movie or what she might make of them (except that they were "transformative" and "cinematic")? Did she even mention what it was that she, personally, liked about the film other than that it was "suspenseful" and "psychological"?

Hahaha, fuck no. No time to think. There are rubbery, sugary shrimp to eat.

This was an absolute failure of a video. The recipe might have been okay but she fucked it up from the get-go by using pre-cooked shrimp and it ended up looking like a plateful of puke that she nevertheless slorped down in as disgusting a manner as I've ever seen her use. Talking about The Shining might've been fun but she didn't actually do that, she just got winded from eating and said something about a movie being cinematic. Very insightful. Was it also creamy?

Seven months of livestreaming has atrophied what little brain she had. She can't even put together what ought to be a really simple video at this point.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Why are so many of these wacked out degenerates also kid touchers? It's so common, what the fuck. Degenerates of all genres, hobbies, interests, consoomer habits, so many of the peak freaks end up getting in trouble with girls too young for them. WHAT THE FUCK

It has long been established that child victims of sexual abuse often go on to become abusers themselves. It's also not hard to imagine that a victim who doesn't receive proper therapy (or even a victim who does) can grow into a "whacked out" adult; therefore, it's really no surprise when the end result is a combination of the two. Not that I am in any way trying to excuse Karatejoe's crimes, but considering his very obviously limited mental capacity I have to wonder if someone once took advantage of that when he was a child. In any case, I don't for one second believe he is so addle-minded that he didn't know exactly what he was doing and how wrong it was.

Might he commit sudoku before Peetz?

Sudoku is a numbers-based puzzle. I think you mean seppuku, and seppuku was an act of honor. That child-raping piece of shit looks like he wouldn't know an honorable act if it jumped up and bit him on his fat ass.

Edit:

Please be being ironic or something

No, but it's apparently quite possible I'm being completely

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Sudoku is a numbers-based puzzle. I think you mean seppuku, and seppuku was an act of honor.

Please be being ironic or something

 

[krazy orange cat]

Nader is still cooking in Chantal's kitchen, but he has notes and he welcomes questions.

 

[ADHD]

Nader is still cooking in Chantal's kitchen, but he has notes and he welcomes questions.

Chinny, is that you?

 

[Itspinklava]

Shannon is back with a new video. Her new attempt to frame the situation is that she tried to save Chantal because she couldn’t save her friend who died. And because she lost her virginity at 13. And because she was molested.

Everyone that called that Shannon was an attention seeking narc just like her BFF was completely right. I admit, I had gotten the feeling that Shannon really did want to help Chantal, and maybe she did, but it certainly didn’t come from a place that didn’t serve her own self-interests. She piggybacked (lol) off Chinny to launch her own social media fame. This is the kind of lurid victim tale that the Haydurs lap up, so it will probably play pretty well for her, and will most likely manufacture a McDonald’s Ragebang Chantal needs another storyline to focus away from her Ejupt BBJ scandal and her DV crying wolf act, and Shannon just handed her a perfect excuse.

 

[Pizza Sloth]

She's Live - and sounds stoned. So much for her not doing live streams stoned. She's explaining the Nader cooking video was recorded when Peetz was with his mom. She's congested and singing.

Post Vlog Beeze
2 October 2021

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Shannon is back with a new video. Her new attempt to frame the situation is that she tried to save Chantal because she couldn’t save her friend who died. And because she lost her virginity at 13. And because she was molested.

Everyone that called that Shannon was an attention seeking narc just like her BFF was completely right. I admit, I had gotten the feeling that Shannon really did want to help Chantal, and maybe she did, but it certainly didn’t come from a place that didn’t serve her own self-interests. She piggybacked (lol) off Chinny to launch her own social media fame. This is the kind of lurid victim tale that the Haydurs lap up, so it will probably play pretty well for her, and will most likely manufacture a McDonald’s Ragebang Chantal needs another storyline to focus away from her Ejupt BBJ scandal and her DV crying wolf act, and Shannon just handed her a perfect excuse.

Gross. Gross. Gross.

Bringing up your ex-stepdaughter (and giving her name) who committed suicide, FOR WHAT? There was no context for that other than "I have had a hard life, look at me." That had nothing to do with wanting to "save Chantal."

Bitch, that was disgusting. If your goal was to make yourself look more awful in comparison to Chantal, than you might be succeeding.

I feel dirty after watching this video.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

This was an absolute failure of a video. The recipe might have been okay but she fucked it up from the get-go by using pre-cooked shrimp and it ended up looking like a plateful of puke that she nevertheless slorped down in as disgusting a manner as I've ever seen her use. Talking about The Shining might've been fun but she didn't actually do that, she just got winded from eating and said something about a movie being cinematic. Very insightful. Was it also creamy?

The funniest thing was that she was consciously trying to make an effort, because she feels she has to keep up with Nads' channel now. She used the green screen, made an attempt at a "gourmet meal," attempted to describe the flavor using words other than "good," and "creamy," used words like "cinematic," but was still an epic fail.

After it was over the honors English major pinned this comment.

At the end of they day, she is too lazy to genuinely care about the quality of her content. It's too exhausting, Guise.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I wouldn't be surprised if the logic of this was due to the scene in The Shining with the woman in the tub that turns into the old lady.

That couple from Ottawa probably would’ve preferred her for the threesome. Less mess in the bathroom, too.