Oh gosh guys. I was drinking wine last night with my boyfriend and I had a little too much!
First, I totally respect all of you and I do not at all think that you're all unemployed dumb niggers. I am not a racist. I wanted to apologize to everyone if I did give the impression that I think you're all dumb niggers.
I just really want to emphasize how much trouble I could get into if you guys started to harass my employer. I make tens of thousands of dollars a year working at a tech startup in the Pacific northwest and oh gosh, please don't call my boss and tell him I've been nigger posting on the kiwi farms.
I just wanted to reiterate how much I respect you all. I do not think that you are all dumb niggers.
I hope we can get past this unfortunate episode and get back to the usual grind of me saying things and then you guys giving me updoots.