Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Lowtax?
More like Lowtestosterone, amirite?

He wanted to know what a real man was like

 

[Internet War Criminal]

If you can't afford your hooker then be a chad and make more money or choose another one. I cannot think of something more pathetic than haggling down hookers. With that in mind, I'd bet lowtax tried to haggle down and failed spectacularly.

The only time it's ever acceptable to fuck a hooker is when you're on vacation in a foreign country and a whore would cost you less than a date would where you live.

It's science.

 

[ellroy]

Yes, $3000 is way too much to fuck a man in the ass.

Who said anything about Lowtax paying to fuck a man in the ass? Low-T could of paid to receive...

 

[Dyn]

You know what's more based than raising your kids and not beating your wife? Fucking a dude in the ass, and having him fuck you in the ass. Super alpha move.

Unironically agree, beating women and slamfucking dudes in the ass is way more based than being a domesticated housecuck raising kids.

 

[frozenrunner]

If you had told me, back in high school, that the funny man from the internet website I liked would be outed as a wife-abusing, addict tranny fucker who employed a yarn wig-wearing diapurfur artist... I have no idea what my response would have been. Wow.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

I don’t want to shock you but Tranny hooker does not actually have a 25 year old J-Lo ass.
Judging from his bizarre Michael Jackson nose and face, the butt is either a implant or just massive photoshopping - probably big amounts of both tbh.

Fuck you. Ass is ass. Let a man have his fantasies.

 

[hash-slinging slasher]

It's only gay if the balls touch

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Paying for sex is already sad and pathetic on its own but paying to have sex with trannies? Lowtax hold this L

 

[Heckler1]

Image being a tranny hooker. This will be easier for some of you. You get hired for a photo shoot, sounds easy enough, and end up at a generic mc mansion. Once inside, you are forced to endure the most hellish conditions imaginable, namely, listening to Lowtax talk about his life while breathing heavily into a camera. If you are smart, you would 41% yourself immediately to be spared any further moments of Low-T's presence.

 

[Brazen Wanker]

Bro, im a tranny hooker rn

 

[Internet War Criminal]

If you had told me, back in high school, that the funny man from the internet website I liked would be outed as a wife-abusing, addict tranny fucker who employed a yarn wig-wearing diapurfur artist... I have no idea what my response would have been. Wow.

"... makes sense, I guess" considering that's a website known for mocking 9/11 on 9/11 and lowtax's claim to fame before that was harassing women with stillborn babies telling them they had poison wombs

I mean this is not some kind of Bill Cosby shocking revelation here, this was Harvey Weinstein level of obvious.

Image being a tranny hooker.

Do you do that often? Sounds like you do.

 

[Homer Simpson]

It's only gay if the balls touch

Or if you make eye contact.

 

[Heckler1]

Do you do that often? Sounds like you do.

As often as you double post, sweetie.

But seriously folks, I had pretty much written off Lowtax's wife leaving him as his biggest L. I should never have doubted the power of lolcows.

 

[whatever I feel like]

As often as you double post, sweetie.

But seriously folks, I had pretty much written off Lowtax's wife leaving him as his biggest L. I should never have doubted the power of lolcows.

Biggest L was losing his low effort printing press due to not wanting to find the time to admin it himself.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

Okay so go be nice to her and let us know what information you manage to wrangle out of her.

Already on it fren

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

Imagine paying 3000 dollars to have sex with a man.

 

[Spergichu]

$3,000 is nothing compared to 18 years of child support. Lowtax is just thinking rationally here

 

[Brazen Wanker]

Imagine paying 3000 dollars to have sex with a man.

How do we know this was in fact a man and not just a woman with a penis? Those do exist , or were you not aware of that?

 

[Glowie]

Holy fuck, you're right. I was going to prove you wrong, but you're almost certainly right. The McMansion was a Tranny hooker's photoshoot location.
You picked the shittiest photos to prove your point. Here, learn from an mspaint master how to prove Nixon shot JFK

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Conclusion: Lowtax had a $3000 a pop Tranny hooker in the McMansion. Lowtax fucks trannies.

Kyanka is getting closer and closer to his troon phase and inevitable suicide, highly scientific chart to point his decline, unfortunately I can't MS paint in progress of Kyanka here on mobile. Nor can I make SA goon version of this sadly.

 

[Pringles Can]

We told him to be a man, not get with a man. I don't know what he didn't understand about that.