Ripley Violet Tempest Storm / Brett Gaetano Lemke / @RipleyStorm / Rioley - "I suck dick for cock!" AKA Rioley Ravioli, the amazing diaperfur too neurotic for even Kevin Gibes to handle! Every day is a new adventure in harassing random people!

It's time for another furry convention! What will get Rioley banned this time?


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Here's one more of Rioley's r/thathappened bar adventures from Kevin thread
Why is his "local" bar in a totally different city wayass far from his actual house?

It's 11 miles and a half hour drive across the bay without traffic. Since he doesn't have a car, though, it's 40 minutes on BART and damn near 7 bucks to get there one way. And he mentioned taking a cab the other day, which is some peak WTF for someone who is allegedly "broke."

Powerlevel but my local bar is a 4 minute drive and a 12 minute walk. Easy stumble home after a few pints.
 
Hasn't tweeted since that one "i hope the tears wash away yesterday's pain" emo post at 3am the previous day, last liked post was a few hours later at 8am. How many days does he usually take off when he gets MATI and decides to put down the Twitter for a bit?
I think it varies. The time which prompted people to speculate if he'd committed suicide was about four days, I think. Possibly a week at most. So we can expect him to be gone for a similar time, if not somewhat longer. As I find that the lack of interaction will drive him into something of a depressive mood that keeps him away for more than a week.
 
Was going through his tweets and found some interesting stuff.

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I find it ironic that he gets mad at people for assuming his gender but proceeds to call a pair of women together "lesbians"


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Translation: Someone wasn't taking their pills so the nurse asked for them back and then someone had a meltdown because the nurse was doing his job.
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He must think he tries harder than he does.

Rioley: I put on my girlclothes, put my hair down, did my makeup, shaved, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.

In actuality: I put on my trucker guy clothes, put my thinning middle-aged man hair down, did my makeup like a neanderthal, shaved and missed the 5 o'clock shadow but my FFS totally makes up for it, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.
 
He must think he tries harder than he does.

Rioley: I put on my girlclothes, put my hair down, did my makeup, shaved, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.

In actuality: I put on my trucker guy clothes, put my thinning middle-aged man hair down, did my makeup like a neanderthal, shaved and missed the 5 o'clock shadow but my FFS totally makes up for it, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.
I agree with you but also no amount of high-effort windo dressing is ever going to transform Ropely into a girl. He’s instantly clockable no matter what, he’s that mannish.
 
Why is his "local" bar in a totally different city wayass far from his actual house?

It's 11 miles and a half hour drive across the bay without traffic. Since he doesn't have a car, though, it's 40 minutes on BART and damn near 7 bucks to get there one way. And he mentioned taking a cab the other day, which is some peak WTF for someone who is allegedly "broke."

Powerlevel but my local bar is a 4 minute drive and a 12 minute walk. Easy stumble home after a few pints.
He lives in Downtown Oakland, and there are dozens upon dozens of bars within a mile radius of his place - and four of them specifically state that they're gay bars.

Edit: I'd make a snide comment about most of the Oakland bars likely being full of hipster fuckheads, but HIS local seems like a pretty hipster shithole to me. And it's too damn close to the Tenderloin for my preferences.
 
He must think he tries harder than he does.

Rioley: I put on my girlclothes, put my hair down, did my makeup, shaved, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.

In actuality: I put on my trucker guy clothes, put my thinning middle-aged man hair down, did my makeup like a neanderthal, shaved and missed the 5 o'clock shadow but my FFS totally makes up for it, and the pizza guy still misgendered me.
may as well put on his wizard robe and hat, he'd need fucking magic to pass
 
Was going through his tweets and found some interesting stuff.

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Translation: Someone wasn't taking their pills so the nurse asked for them back and then someone had a meltdown because the nurse was doing his job.
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I just went looking for this, it's a great part of the Rioley saga. Unfortunately Kevin's thread is as fat as he is so it's hard to find relevant bits but there's a good post here.

The story kept changing iirc, one minute he says 'my trans friend handed me 2 ibuprofen' but in the link above it somehow turned into 'i had ibuprofen and hrt and the transphobes tried to kill me'
 
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