Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Blackhole]

The only possibly negative thing about this is that my mom can't resell shit on Faceberg Marketplace right now.
Oh well. Boomers go boom,hahahha

 

[weary]

I migrated to Signal when WhatsApp got bought up.

 

[Dysnomia]

An internet without social media is paradise. If only Twitter was included in the outage.

 

[Pork Packer]

Good. And stay fucking dead this time.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

If social media dies, the opportunity to wipe my balls and take a shit on its grave would make all of these rotten last 2 years worth it.

2? More like 15 years of these shitty social media companies.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

It's a Christmas miracle.

...dammit, the miracles are creeping back into the year like the marketing.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

OH NOES THIS IS THE WORST THING TO EVER HAPPEN.

HOW WILL WE EVER SURVIVE WITHOUT THESE BASTIONS OF GREATNESS.

BOO HOOO HOOO WHEN WILL OUR SUFFERING END.

 

[Billy Beer]

Too much vax misinformation has crashed the Internet. Or maybe it was la palma

 

[The Last Stand]

Now where will I get my news and social status during these trying times???

 

[saisegeha]

Of course this has to happen the day I hire a new ad manager for Facebook

 

[The Last Stand]

To people that use these social media sites for communication: consider getting their numbers. Relatives and whatnot.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

How much money does Facebook lose when it's down? Millions of dollars per minute?

This should give you an idea.

Now back to laughing at FB.

 

[Oxous]

Let us pray that Facebook will be down forever Inshallah

 

[FierceBrosnan]

So that's why all the drones on the production floor are way more productive today! Which ever Pajeet poo'd in their severs needs to hit Tumblr and Twtter next.

 

[The Last Stand]

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This should give you an idea.

Now back to laughing at FB.

That's a fucking tragedy. Making money off of zoomers, boomers, politics and misinformation.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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This should give you an idea.

Now back to laughing at FB.

I will lose money due to this downtime and I am still laughing. I mean it is not nine figures but still I like muh revenues.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

It's a very suspicious timing, too. Information about their latest breach has been making the rounds today.

Data of Over 1.5 Billion Facebook Users Sold on Hacker Forum

Data on over 1.5 billion Facebook users is being sold on a hacking-related forum, enabling cybercriminals advertisers to target users.

www.privacyaffairs.com

Data of Over 1.5 Billion Facebook Users Sold on Hacker Forum

archived 4 Oct 2021 17:18:03 UTC

archive.ph

Edit: Oh man, this gets even better.

Not only are Facebook's services and apps down for the public, its internal tools and communications platforms, including Workplace, are out as well. No one can do any work. Several people I've talked to said this is the equivalent of a "snow day" at the company. (Ryan mac)

 

[Billy Beer]

The day facebook, insta, twitter and WhatsApp go down at the same time, is the biden pops his cloggs

 

[Asperchewy]

Thank god I still use Myspace

 

[The Last Stand]

The day facebook, insta, twitter and WhatsApp go down at the same time, is the biden pops his cloggs

Twitter can stay down for all I care.