Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp all go down in major outage

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Because Twitter is having problems loading replies.

I’d imagine due to the massive influx of new traffic from the social media sites that are dying rn

 

[Hitman One]

the funniest possible outcome is that this was either a hack or an insider attack (disgruntled employee, etc) and they managed to delete all backups on their way out; which would explain why Facebook is still down hours later

"Hey Frank, there's a giant box of magnets at reception for you."

 

[Shrek]

In my opinion the more catastrophic the better. This could be the wakeup call everynormie needs to realize we need to break up big tech. Tech billionaires/ conglomerates are like the modern rail barons. That and ylnow, the whole building monopoly on information.

 

[Secret Messages]

they didn't even scrape passwords, what a lame hack. boo hoo, my burner protonmail address has been leaked, how will i ever go on?

 

[Stasi]

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https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1445100931947892736

Lmao imagine having your fucking office doors not working because your gay ass website is down

This kind of shit is why I will never use any kind of smart home tech, electronic locks or anything like that

 

[Otterly]

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I have been waiting for this meme to be posted.

 

[Chris_Stuckmann]

Lucky for me my Facebook account is only linked to an email I had when I was thirteen because my parents made me register. Sucks for the boomers though.
Josh should use this as an excuse to market Fediverse shit.

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Punished Brent]

Half the people sperging on this thread have social media accounts. Y'all need Jesus and probably some form of identity protection

 

[bigbombguy2222]

How will we live without everyone we know liking our statuses???

 

[LUNEKO]

Lmao imagine having your fucking office doors not working because your gay ass website is down

This kind of shit is why I will never use any kind of smart home tech, electronic locks or anything like that

This is also why every door being automatic in sci-fi settings is not just absurd but downright stupid, literally nothing beats a wooden door in practicality

 

[Pyra]

Get TOPPED,etc

I'm doing the meme

 

[Cilleystring]

Too many laugh emojis were left on Russell Greer's facebook statuses. He couldn't take down the farms so he took down facebook instead. This is the only possible explanation - The Facebook was defeated by The Face. It will return with all male accounts scrubbed from existence except his, free to slide into the DMs of thots with zero competition.

It is his time now. Fear The Greer.

 

[Tree]

And I thought I got banned because I triggered some SJW snowflake on Instagram again.

In the process of banning you they accidentally banned themselves from DNS. Congrats, you're an hero.

 

[Synge]

I honestly don't see the use in Facebook other than for middle-aged men and women spouting opinions on things they have zero information on, adverts full of tat/scam mobile games or for work chats. I hope that do suffer some financial loss from this since they are making Instagram for children which will be a honeypot for pedos.

 

[Suikafag]

Possibly late but

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[Otterly]

Lmao imagine having your fucking office doors not working because your gay ass website is down

It’d be funnier if they were all locked in, but I’ll take it.

 

[Pop pop fizz fizz]

The Zuck has lost $7 BILLION in his net worth due to this downtime

Zuckerberg Loses $6 Billion in Hours as Facebook Plunges

Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by more than $6 billion in a few hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world’s richest people, after a whistleblower came forward and outages took Facebook Inc.’s flagship products offline.

www.bloomberg.com

Mark Zuckerberg’s personal wealth has fallen by nearly $7 billion in a few hours, knocking him down a notch on the list of the world’s richest people, after a whistleblower came forward and outages took Facebook Inc.’s flagship products offline.

A selloff sent the social-media giant’s stock plummeting around 5% on Monday, adding to a drop of about 15% since mid-September.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Facebook yeeted their backbone router infrastructure

That sounds pretty unusual, what would prompt that shutting all access in and out?

 

[brookslazor]

Global Consciousness Project dot has been riding blue all day. I've never seen it so extremely one way for this long. Last time I saw it on red was when oil hit negative at the start of the pandemic.

Global Consciousness Project Dot

is this the "blue wave" that liberals have been talking about?